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It seemed to be a coup for a small-town news reporter, the sort of providential scoop that allows a journalist to make his bones in the cutthroat media world.

Approaching Harvey Updyke after a round of jury selection in his trial for allegedly poisoning the longsuffering Toomer’s trees, Auburn Plainsman community editor Andrew Yawn stated that Updyke was more than forthcoming.

“Did I do it? Yes,” Updyke is quoted as having said.

Auburn faithful were jubilant; the smoking gun was plainly still in the shooter’s hand. Meanwhile, Crimson Tide fans – though no supporters of Updyke – were befuddled that he would continue to brag about his misdeed. It seemed further proof of his misplaced martyr complex, and the delusion that he would be embraced by the Alabama faithful for crowing about such a ludicrous act of supposed gamesmanship....

I still say take it to Bolivia , those little two bit barnyard reporters won't
be able to follow and it will weed out some of the bigger ones too  ...

 :dunno:

:lol: :lol:  Why not!  
Can you imagine trying to translate to the local populace that the defendant is charged with trying to kill a tree.  
"Que?  Es verdad?"

LOL. Por verdadero?

Welcome back.  Anybody you know 'crazy like a fox'?

I was sort of indifferent with regard to Harvey til Jamos and I met him at the SEC softball tournament, now I feel bad for him and I really hope he never sees jail time.  They are taking this waaaay overboard.