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Title: Dating Advice for Women
Post by: pmull on June 24, 2012, 06:01:07 PM
“To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.” —  Unknown 


Title: Re: Dating Advice for Women
Post by: BAMAWV on June 24, 2012, 07:20:25 PM
“To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.” —  Unknown 

LOL-- don't forget barner-az! That was great-- I copied/pasted to send emails. THANX


Title: Re: Dating Advice for Women
Post by: rueben on June 29, 2012, 09:26:06 AM
Stealing this!!! TYVVMIA!


Title: Re: Dating Advice for Women
Post by: N.AL-Tider on June 29, 2012, 12:36:34 PM
“To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.” —  Unknown 

LOL-- don't forget barner-az! That was great-- I copied/pasted to send emails. THANX
I'm pretty sure that Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothin-az, and Lazy-az are all synonymous terms for barner-az.   ;)


Title: Re: Dating Advice for Women
Post by: Old Tider on June 29, 2012, 01:11:18 PM
I've driven through Boaz a few times. Mostly a collection of outlet stores.


Title: Re: Dating Advice for Women
Post by: pmull on June 29, 2012, 01:47:46 PM
I've driven through Boaz a few times. Mostly a collection of outlet stores.

Did you leave the outlet stores Broke-Az?  ;)