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I hesitate to award these two with a thread, but I know we'll all want to make comments.

It's agriculture vs agriculture in this one; stepchild vs stepchild. 
May the best team (named after a river) win.  :) :) :)

Should be a good game. 

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Thought this was funny. Hope it posts.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:  I liked it, as did LF.

***Breaking News***

Conner Shaw not dressed for East Carolina game.

Penn State starting RB out for the game.

Pregame predictions:

Aub fumbles?  0

MSU fumbles?  2

Aub interceptions (against them)?  2

MSU interceptions?  1

You??

Rainy in Starkville at kickoff.  Wow.

Short passing the Aubs to death right now.

Snicker.
3 first downs already for MSU.

MSU is so bad.  Dropped pass at 10.
They probably get a turnover now after an excellent drive.

Methinks the barners are about to start out 0-2.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I switched my pick to the barn this morning because I thought they would be hungry after the loss, and because of statistics (MSU has lost SEC opener 12 straight years, and the Barn has covered the spread 8/10 last years v. MSU).

But I got buyer's remorse right at kickoff.  Too late now.

Oh snap (LOL).

3rd and 10.  Money on it: MSU throws a screen pass; won't work.

Amazon, Nile, Coosa, Missouri, Colorado, Warior, Hudson, Potomac, Yellow, Rhine, Dog, Mobile, sheesh, I give up.




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Easy there, SC. I've seen the hand-grenade fall into MSU's pants, also.

 :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Missed fg?  "Come on, man!"

All that offense and no points.  That's why you're MSU.

Maybe not.  They are play Mississippi State after all.  >:(

For example, that terrible field goal attempt.  :lol:

Then a knucklehead hit OB.

I see your point.  >:(

Only player on Aub offense:  TE Luxenflippin.

Impressive Auburn drive.  :eyeroll:

The Barn looks inept too.  This could be one of those typical low-scoring games between these two teams. 

Great start for the Aub powerful offense.  (http://media.247sports.com/Content/Img/Smilies/sarcasm.gif)

3-2 again?

Yeah. Auburn-Clemson part deaux.

Sunshine now here, and some blue skies.  Coming your way, Tuscaloosa!

I was waiting on Lassie to take a bite outta Corso    :o

:lol: :lol:  That dog was hyper enough without Corso tugging on her.  A good chomp would have been priceless.  Couldn't read the sign on the dog's side.  Anybody see what it said?

Early yet, but so far this game looks like Utes and Ute State.

MSU looks terrible. I thought they might score on Auburn. RTR!

There's some things even a dog won't eat.

Welcome to Miss State football.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

let us know when it's safe to watch  :-\

About 2:30 should be good.   ;)

I don't know who I picked on this one but I hope I took the points, lol. RTR!

I'm stuck in the bedroom , the woman has lady friends over
so I'm on her desk top HP , my God this thing sucks ! 

I hope the hell I'm outta this bedroom by then or some beechs gonna get their feelings hurt

Unfortunately, you took MSU -3.  Sorry.

:lol: :lol:

From the way auburn is going backwards that might be a good pick, HUH? lol, RTR!

If she's holding a frying pan or a rolling pin, return to your cave.  HTH

3rd  and 34, I love it!

it ought to be illegal to swap antiques when football is on  >:(

This is looking like a typical MSU home game:

Move the ball, but don't score.
Stop the opponent, but...
Give up big plays in kicking game and turnovers.
Lose.

3-2 may be a bit optomistic at this point.

Like I said, "If she's holding a frying pan or a rolling pin, return to your cave.  HTH"

Here we go.

Fummmble!

Right you are, Carnack!

:lol: :lol:

Wow, KSU is already up by 14 on Miami. This is another bad day. RTR!

It's a gift.   :)

Penn State up 7-0.

#+ #+

You called that one.

You forgot a category:  How many ripped off helmets?

I'm off to a good start on my picks................to go O-fer.  :-\

*** Baseball breaking news ***

Nationals: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2012/09/stephen-strasburg-shocker-nationals-shut-him-down-early/1#.UEt1o1FAUTA

1st down by less than a chain link.

Major-league facemask against MSU.

Aaargh! Face mask!  >:(

Pass to Luxenflipper coming.

If the barn can't s ire on this set, they otta HO home.

Good D by MSU, now block the FG!

Maybe I gave the Aub QB too much credit.

MSU 1st drive: all passing.

Now, all running.  HELLO?

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I know, you'd think they'd play harder considering that this game is BIG-TIME IMPORTANT FOR BOTH TEAMS!!

     


             :lol: :lol:

I think they are. They both just s**k!

Merk only wishes he were that young and handsome.

Ohio St 10-3 UCF

TD MSU.  Good drive.

Eat you're heart out, Chech. My latest pic!! Lol!!

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TD MSU!!!!! 7-3 Bulldogs.

7-3, perfect.  Let's just stop right now and cancel the rest of the game due to lack of interest.

I think there will be some mad Barn-yard animals now.  :dunno:

Great interception!

INT-ER-CEP-TED!!!

Um, we need a "no homo" gif.

OSU 10-10 UCF

PSU 7-0 UVA

I got this off a FB post from a girl talking about that "50 shades of gray" book.

Kansas St 24-3  Miami

Wasted opportunities for MSU  (http://media.scout.com/media/forums/emoticons/102/facepalm.gif)

MSU has got to have the worst FG kicker in the nation.

Well ...... it was blocked. (http://www.observatorycentral.com/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (http://www.observatorycentral.com/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (http://www.observatorycentral.com/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Because it was a low kick.

So far, Aubs can run, but can't pass worth spit.

MSU can pass, but can't run worth snot.   :dunno: :dunno:

Hmmm, okay (if true).

I see ESPN is violating our no politics in the Quad rule!!!  >:(

:lol:

I think the Utes game is an instant classic compared to this one.  :lol:

For a second I thought they were showing a replay.

Kansas St already has 375 yards against Miami (24-3); still first half!  :o :o

Let's send them a petition!

I'll LOL that one.   :lol: :lol:

PSU 7-3 now over UVA

Auburn is in huge trouble this year. They can not pass and Alabama, LSU, probably Georgia & Tex. A&M, & Arkansas are going to kill them.

They need to start recruiting at the Lee County jail, instead of sending recruits there.

 :lol: Probably find better talent there, too.

Well, that just sucks!  :-\

MSU special teams poor tackling strikes again, TD Barn.

AJ is going to light these boogs up.

Does anyone else have a headache watching this game? This thing looks like a couple of bad HS teams going at it. :D

You are correct. The beat down Bama gives the barn this year will be epic.
  :popcorn2:

There's a reason MSU hasn't beaten a worthy SEC team in recent years.

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"Hear, hear."

Nice TD pass from Russell. 14-10 MSU.

TD! MSU

You heard it here first folks:  Alabama 98 Auburn 0.  Roll Tide!!!

(Just don't tell CNS I'm being presumptuous)

Neither of these teams could hold Bama's jock strap...but....the Barn is just young...again ;D

I'm just thinking about the Iron Bowl.  :)

Déjà vu   :lol:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that I lose picking Miami over KSU.  :-[

Did somebody turn off the music?  The Auburn players don't seem to be dancing any more.  :dunno:

We are ready for your concession speech. Lol!
 :popcorn2:

LOL.
Check the Bama thread again to see if it's fixed, please.

UVA 10-7 Penn State

Yep, looks good now.

 :lol:

I've got 9 more lined up and ready to go.

Prayers up for the Tulane player who stopped breathing and was revived in their game.
 :pray: :pray:

Barn just looks "young" ......now code for BAD!!!!

Another nice drive by MSU.  See if they can score here. 

Auburn is staring down the barrel of 4-8, assuming they can beat Ole Miss.

:pray:
Amen.

I don't think they will be bowl eligible this year.

They might beat Vandy, so it could be 5-7.

 

I think Auburn's golden horseshoe has moved back to Arkansas.

AMEN!! God be with him! :pray:

Might being the key word there.  It is a home game for Vandy, and Vandy didn't look like the Vandy of old against USCe.

I don't think so.  That golden horseshoe was riding astride a Harley.

:lol: :lol:

But that wasn't Auburn's golden horseshoe.

 :pray: From our house, as well.

The Aggies have new coach and a new system, with a freshman QB.  We'll know more about them tonight. 

And Vandy looks better early in the season before they wear down.

So I'll stick with 5-7, with a win against either the Aggies or Vandy, but not both.

But 4-8 is just as likely.

Barn's mentally beaten. This one's over for all intents and purposes.  :dunno:

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At this very moment an Aub bagman is delivering cash to an unsuspecting hs quarterback.

What's the over/under on when Cheez It is officially a lame duck? 1 - 4 going to Oxford vs Ole Miss won't make many happy.

Oh how I would love that...lol

:lol:

UVA 10 - 7 PSU

OSU 31 - 16 UCF

KSU 31-6 Miami

USCe 35-0 ECU

That backup QB for USCe looked pretty good in the highlights I saw.  Conner Shaw might not get his job back, especially when you consider that running a small QB is not a winning formula in the SEC.

Bet Danny Sheridan knows who it is, he would be willing to take a lie detector test to prove he knows

Phillip Sims is playing for UVA now against PSU.

 :lol: :lol:  Actually, that's Sheridan in the pink hair!!

Excellent!  I picked UVA so it would be a double bonus for me if he leads them to victory.

28-10

Aubs can't tackle.  They're better with hand guns!

That last pass he just threw loked eerily familiar, stared the recevier down and almost had it picked.

:lol: It's another mauling!

My take on Auburn so far this year.

Disorganized on offense
Disorganized on the sidelines
Poor pass defense
No real passing game-Frazier very limited, basically a RB playing QB
Swiss cheese defense-poor tackling
They're young, again



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And a bulldog is involved (flashback to the bite at Athens).

He looked better passing than CS, but it was against E. Carolina.

May I add, "poor coaching"?

Wouldn't you like to hear the cheer at BDS when they announce the Aub score!!  :jump:

I may have to downgrade my prediction from 4-8 to... hmmm.... how about 0-12!  :lol:

Stand outside.  You just might.  :lol:

Penn State 13-10 UVA  4th Q 13:16.

Wow, I meant to add that and I forgot. You nailed it perfectly. This is Chiznik's baby, he can't blame Tuberville, even though callers to Finebaum are still blaming him.


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Doh!!!  I guess it will be a double whammy if they DON'T cover.  >:(

cheeznip must have a midget fetish   :dunno:

Frazier looks like high school qb I saw last night. That kid was only in 10th grade.

Int by MSU.  Aubs look shocked and depressed (camera zoomed in on them).   :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Ever see a team quit so easily as the Aubs today?  They were still in the game after halftime, then just quit when MSU scored. 

They might tank the rest of the season, go back on the pipe, rob a few liquor stores, etc.

gettin off topic a little, KSU 45 Miami 6, does anyone remember when EVERBODY scheduled Kansas St and Oregon for homecoming?

Exactly.  They came out to kick off after their touchdown and the kick off team was dancing around all cocky out there waiting for the refs.  They are getting whipped in every phase except that one play, and they are out there dancing like they just won the lottery.  I was just thinking how many of those guys would get a spanking if Saban was the coach.

I think the wheels come off the bus with all of the high character players they have.  :eyeroll:  They may very well quit on the season.

I was too hard on Dismukes. I see why hes taken up the bottle. Probably wished he had a flask on the sidelines to help him through this one.

Hilarious comments from Auburn boards.



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 :jump:

This just in from Reuben Foster:

"Hello, Coach Saban.  I've made a turrible mistake."

 :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Liked this one:

Now they're blaming the coaches for not supporting the players.

oops.   :-[ :-[ :-[

Mullen just said they are first in the SEC West.  I just looked and he is right.  For now.  But you have to love his attitude.

What a drop from NC two years ago.

Tuhrruhble. Jus turruhble.

There will be a game this season in which Alabama will be leading and CNS WILL NOT come off the gas. Can anyone guess which game that will be?

98-0.

Auburn welcome to your real reality. 1-5 to start the year ain't bad for you. RTR!

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