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The Auburn boards are hot right now.


















http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010




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Those coaches are their "realistic" options. :rofl:

Yes, because Brian Kelly is going to leave his cushy job in South Bend to coach in aubarn.  :eyeroll: :eyeroll:

And Jim Mora, a West Coast guy, is going to leave a HC job in the NFL for Auburn. And Charlie Strong is from Arkansas. And Paul Rhoads, HC at Iowa State, is a native of Iowa, so he may not leave. Holgerson of WVA is from Iowa, don't know if he would leave for Auburn.



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I don't see Holgerson leaving.  He is an offensive guy and I bet he is enjoying going up against those Big 12 defenses.  Why would he leave that cushy job to have to face SEC defense every week?

Dude, its Stoops!  (Just thought I would beat someone else to it).

Yes, Mike Stoops.  :lol:

Maybe they will bring back Pat Dye.  Oops!  Dye already said Chezit would be back next year.

I really don't see where Awbarn has a problem. Their coaches, excoaches, fans, and media have been telling us this whole year that their team was just very young and inexperienced and all Cheezedip needed was a few more recruits and some time. So what is all their huff about? :dunno:

I see the REC spin machine is in full force to save his job.  :lol:  #+

I agree. I wish their fans would get off his back and give time more time. I say give him at least 3 more years after this to rebuild his young team.



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Yeah, we've sent Jacobs our vote of confidence for Cheezedip and all of his assistants.

Fire him?  They should give him an extension.  Statistics prove that coaches who get a job extension generally do better than those who don't get an extension.

I hope Rueban Foster is still all in.

:lol:  It's true.

Those aren't eagles circling over Chiznik's house, they are vultures.






http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/10/13/chizik-hot-seat-index-auburn-1-5-for-first-time-since-1998/related/


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17-15 is much better than 5-19.  What more do these barners expect?

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After Game Comments by CHIZ & fans reaction










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17-15 is about right for an Auburn HC? So what's the beef with him?


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BURN BABY BURN !   :lol:

They would be happy with Tubby. But Tubby is not happy with Auburn.

this one is pretty disturbing  :unsure:  the caption anyway
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=9803400

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Proudly full of Chiz since 2008

this has to be one of you ... fess up ! 

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=9802162

So, who is on Meltdown time this week?  WV?  South Carolina?  Texas (again)?  Tennessee (again)?  Auburn (AGAIN and AGAIN)? 

If you believe in such things, then what is happening at the Barn is karma, i.e. the Universe is paying them back for all the cheating they've done over the years especially with Cam.  Considering how much they've gotten away with, this dose of karma could last a while.

If you don't believe in such, then this is just plain ole bad coaching.

And in both cases:  You reap what you sow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmlnltVzksg

In Chiz's entire HC career he has made two good decision. No. 1 he hired Gus Malzahn. The barn would not have won 8 games in Chiz's 1st and 3rd year without Malzahn. I think he did more head coaching in three yrs at the barn than Chiz did. No. 2 he bought Scam and Malzahn coached them to a fluke championship. Without Malzahn the entire team looks in total disarray just like the defense has all 4 yrs.

I would like for the barn to keep Chiz but the heat is turned up pretty high. I don't think he will be back next year unless he wins some important games and I don't see that happening. This barn team is awful.

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So, here is a sampling of who the Aubs think they can hire to replace Chiznik:


Bobby Petrino
Jon Gruden
Jim Mora-UCLA HC (& born in LA)
Chip Kelley-Oregon HC (raised in New Hampshire)
Brian Kelley-Notre Dame HC (born & raised in Massachusetts & Catholic)
Gary Patterson-TCU HC (born & raised in Kansas, played @ K. State)
Pete Carroll-NFL HC
Gus Malzahn
Paul Rhoades-Iowa State HC (Iowa native)


Somehow they forgot to mention Bob Stoops, Nick Saban, Bill Belichick, Bill Cowher, and Vince Lombardi.


Well, any ideas on who they actually end up with?


 :facepalm:

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Out of all those guys I could see Petrino or Malzahn as possibilities.

They might steal another coach from Ole Miss and get Hugh Freeze.  :dunno:

On second thought, I don't think he would take a step down like that.  :lol:

They just dispatched the motorcycle plane to pick up Petrino.

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The farmily is probably wishing they had us or LSU next week, someone who is supposed to beat them. Instead they have Vandy, the ream that every SEC team is expected to beat. But Vandy will surely beat them, heaping further indignities high atop the already moutainous pile. If the Chiz doesn't hit the fan this week. Can he possibly survive losing to Vandy after all this?

Wow. I forgot, some of them did mention Hugh Freeze. Don't laugh, when all the big names don't return their phone calls, they will look at him. I think Malzahn will be offered, but I'm not sure he wants to return to that snake pit and the university boss, Pat Dye.


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Petrino will take the Bill Clinton defense and tell the fambly that he was only trying to counsel that poor girl...then all will be well, and the barners will say Petrino is the savior they always needed and he is the Chosen One to beat the hated Tide.

I truly believe they are so deluded and are at such a low point that Petrino WILL be the coach.

And Dye will say that he has "counseled" Petrino and he is truly repentant, and will not ride motorcyles with blondes anymore (at least not in Lee Co).

It all be true!

Bamalum67 said it first!

I kinda believe this fiasco with Chiznik is going to cost Pay Dye a ton of credibility. There is NO doubt with me that he is the one responsible for getting Chiznik at Auburn. Plus, Malzahn will not want Dye hanging around the program, if they offer him the job. He will insisist that Dye disappear, sorta like Tuberville did.


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Gimmick football seems to be the trend. Now, whether or not the barn is willing to take a leap that crazy far outside the mainstream remains to be seen.  IMO, it will excite a sidewalk fan base, but will fail in the SEC. Of course, these "high fliers" will fail come post-season crunch time, but I'm not sure many ADs are not merely "living in the moment". Dana Holgorsen does not make very much money at WVU.

I agree wit you about Pat Dye. I think Jay Jacobs job is on the line too. All of the barn's major programs are at or the the bottom of the SEC.

About coach they hire worth their salt would not allow Pat Dye to mettle with the football program.

I forgot, Holgorsen was mentioned as a candidate. You're right, his salary is not great, but that beat down by Texas Tech might have ruined his resume for Auburn.


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Especially considering who is coaching Texas Tech.  ;)

Agreed guys, why would any coach worth a flip, walk into the festering hornets nest. Any coach would say clean house.

I think they'll end up hiring Petrino.  I doubt many other major conference teams are going to be desperate enough to take a chance on him, and Auburn isn't going to find anyone else worth having who could potentially turn things around quickly.  Whether mama's will let their kids play for Petrino or not will be interesting to see. 

My best guess is Petrino too.  He is available right now, which may come into play after they lose to Vandy.  :lol:

Recruits mamas. aunties, or granmommas don't care who the coach is...all they are looking for is that pro contract for their "baby" that will bring them a new car, new house, and the AX platinum credit card..and that's a fact, Jack.

5 star recruits that don't have a good work ethic will look for the easier programs (GA, SC, Fla, TN, OM, MSU, heck, all of the SEC except BAMA). They know they might not get taken in the first 5 rounds, but $100,00 and a 2 yr contract is pie in the sky for them.

Every day I am thankful for CNS and what he has done for BAMA.

And I hope the trees die, the library burns down, Pat Dye is asked to stay forever, and they do get Bobby (A harley and a blonde, nice pair) for the coach, yella fella goes broke, and the entire female student body comes down with STDs..(the human girls, too), and all the goats suddenly go missing. Auburn should be listed in the dictionary as synonym for dirty ol' egg sucking dog.

If there is any doubt, yes, I do hate the barn...have since 1957.

The barners are starting to figure out how bad their team is this year. The same guy who told me last week the barn was the best 1-4 team in the country and they were a few plays from being 5-0 has seen the light. He told me last night the barn is one play from being 0-6. LOL

He must be lurking on our site.  That is exactly what I said when you posted that.  :lol:

IF I was (and I ain't) a Barn fan, I would be ashamed to even count that one as a win.  It was every bit as much a loss for them as the other 5  ;)

Here is a post that deserves some E-creds!

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Well it is good to see some folks on here are older than I am. lol, long time from 1957. Roll Tide to ya bamalum. RTR!