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Title: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: pmull on October 30, 2012, 09:54:08 AM
Our weekly revel in the misery of others features Mississippi State, Auburn, Florida, and Tennessee.

WARNING: THIS IS VULGAR. THERE ARE BAD WORDS, TOILET HUMOR, AND SEXUAL INNUENDO. IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT OPEN THE LINK BELOW.

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2012/10/30/3573802/its-meltdown-time-week-nine


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: pmull on October 30, 2012, 10:03:07 AM
Barn quotes:

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Auburn needs to clean house and buy another quarterback

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You know you're having a bad football season when game day parking costs more than the actual tickets

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The crowd seems quite and dead. But I saw Troopah running up and down the sideline swinging that da#@ towel

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SECr lawyers: What is the worst thing that can legally be done to Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizik without someone going to jail? TIA.

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Man, this coaching staff should cash their paychecks with a gun and mask.



Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: Marshal Dillon on October 30, 2012, 10:43:33 AM
 :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:



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I left to take a chizik and wipe my jacobs and we scored again


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One question: Does Toomers get rolled if Chizik gets fired?


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All In and All sad


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: Catch Prothro on October 30, 2012, 02:04:44 PM
Florida finally gets in on the action:

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Time to sacrifice a virgin. Too bad Tim is in NY.

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Our SEC hopes hinge on Ole Miss and/or Auburn. Dear Lord.

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Who wants to play The Tide....anybody......not all at once......just raise your hand.....no

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We should just lose so we don't have to play Bama.

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SEC Championship game has been cancelled. Congratulations, Alabama.

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Yeah, you KNOW that Saban and crew were watching this unholy mess and laughing their a** off about what a joke the SEC east is...

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It could be worse.....we could be Auburn fans

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Good news: this will keep Richt from getting fired for a while.



Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: Catch Prothro on October 30, 2012, 02:06:13 PM
And then there's TRC:

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Poor Dooley couldn't find a Nguyen in a room full of Vietnamese people!

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UT is the bad guy in the horror movie. You're sure he's dead, then he makes one last lunge with the knife. Then he gets capped in the head

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Derek Dooley is working furiously to schedule Colorado for the next four weeks.

What about Auburn?

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All of us Vol fans need to remember it can always be worse. Take Auburn for example...

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I just want us to be hated again.I don't care if they ever win another NC (been there, done that), as long as they're like "da#@ VOLS!"


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: cbbama99 on October 30, 2012, 06:16:13 PM
It wasn't a quote, but that State t-shirt is frickin' hilarious. They actually boast about beating USA and Troy.   :lol2:

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We've secretly replaced Dan Mullen with Sylvester Croom at head coach tonight. Let's see if anyone notices.

BARN
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I could be studying right now.
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now, when i tell ppl i go to Auburn they reply *concerned face* "it's gonna be okay"
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GUYS AND GIRLS GENE CAN TURN THIS THING AROUND. GIVE HIM ANOTHER YEAR.
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I can't wait until our version of Saban gets here in December!!! Cough Cough PETRINO Cough Cough! :lol2:

FLORIDA
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look on the bright side, at least we get the dignity of not playing Alabama
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Single file line onto the ledge please, no need to get testy. There is plenty of room for everyone...



Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: XBAMA on November 01, 2012, 12:03:55 PM
one from the barn that didn't make the list  ...    :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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“The joke is on you, Mr. Harvey Updyke. We didn’t wanna roll those trees this year anyways.”


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: 2Stater on November 01, 2012, 04:22:30 PM
one from the barn that didn't make the list  ...    :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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“The joke is on you, Mr. Harvey Updyke. We didn’t wanna roll those trees this year anyways.”

I saw somewhere that someone made the remark "The trees will probably recover after having the year off".  :lol2:


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine
Post by: XBAMA on November 01, 2012, 04:27:07 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:


and poo paper stock has dropped in the crapper  :D