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Title: Barn jokes Post by: cbbama99 on November 23, 2012, 12:01:18 PM Got this little gem of an article from the T-News. My personal favorites:
Quote Q: What do you say to an Auburn graduate in a suit? A: “Will the defendant please rise ...” Quote Q: How many Auburn freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. It’s a graduate-level course. http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20121123/ENT/121129946/1005?p=1&tc=pg Title: Re: Barn jokes Post by: Bamaphile on November 23, 2012, 04:17:13 PM Quote Q: In a car with an Auburn quarterback, linebacker and coach, who’s driving? A: The cop. :lol2: Title: Re: Barn jokes Post by: N.AL-Tider on November 23, 2012, 10:22:00 PM Auburn football
Title: Re: Barn jokes Post by: BAMAWV on November 24, 2012, 05:18:27 AM So on the first of class the teacher asked the kids to tell what their Daddy did for a living and spell it.
Mary said, "My Daddy is a doctor...D-O-C-T-O-R" The teacher said "That's very good Mary", then called on little Tommy. Tommy said proudly, "My Dad is a capenter...C-A-R-P-E-N-T-E-R." "Very good Tommy" the teacher replied and moved on to little Barner. Little Barner said, "My Dad is a nuclear phycisist...k-n-u-c...no wait..n-u-c-l-e-a-r f-i-c...no wait...N-u-k-l-e-a-r..." The teacher interupted little Barner with, "Well that was a hard one. Lets go to lil Bammer to give lil Barner time to think it over" Lil Bammer says, "Well my Dad is a bookie, and I don't know how to spell it, but I'll give y'all 10-1 odds that Barner can't spell nuclear physicist!" |