Crimson Red Sports

They seem to be delusional and thinking they can get people like Brian Kelly to leave Notre Dame.  :lol:

Let's help them out and give them some realistic suggestions.

If they want someone who has coached at Notre Dame maybe they should make a play for this guy:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblh9oz3oO1rge74zo1_500.jpg)

This guy is still out of work and he likes orange:

(http://www.coacheshotseat.com/PhilFulmerCoachesHotSeat.jpg)

Bo knows coaching.  He also knows how to go the wrong way, which is the direction Auburn is headed in.  Maybe he can babysit the program until the NCAA mess blows over and they can try for a real coach.

(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/4042169/bo_large_huge.jpg)

Hey Coach Nutt, what would you say if Pat Dye called you up and offered you the head coaching job at Auburn?

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I now nominate Big Bird.  He is hungry and will work hard, and he might be able to teach that eagle to stop flying into the side of the stadium.

(http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/files/2012/10/BigBirdMeme1.jpg)

How about this ready made staff?  Prime can be the DC and Eli can be the OC.  They can share the HC duties.  Maybe they can sprinkle some of that magic pixie dust of theirs on the players.  And the cheerleaders.  And the eagle.  And Pat Dye.  And the basketball coach.  And the trees.

(http://www.multichannel.com/photo/264/264261-Deion_Sanders_l_and_Eli_Manning_in_a_promo_spot_for_DirecTV_s_NFL_Sunday_Ticket_.png)

What's up coach?

Just having a good time.  Who do you nominate?

Pee Wee Herman would be kinda funny.

There's always this guy.


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Here's another Notre Dame coach they can hire.




(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/vfsVW2Bx1lQ/mqdefault.jpg)

Ellis Johnson is looking for a job.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/CoachFranTXST.png)

They need a coach in basketball too. Either of these guys would jump at the chance to live and coach at the barn. It is such a desirable job they can get anyone they want.

(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/John+Calipari+m-DNFXGVpOsm.jpg)

(http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/290497-2/Phil+Jackson+stands+spreads+his+arms+in+Dallas.JPG)

Shush! Don't give the Barn any ideas! I don't want Bama to have to play a Phil Jackson coached team.


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Did somebody say basketball?  Here is their number 1 candidate:

(http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2012/01/medium_199f55017fb845e808dc8c714a3a561a.jpg)

He will also help out with the golf team.

I think Charlie is stepping in just a tad over his head in the SEC. I think auburn would do good to go after the guy at Troy. Ahhhh, Blakeney, there you go. The only other coach I can see that made them good was TT, but realistic with the class of players they go after, Phil Fulmer. RTR!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/KnuteRockneGoudeycard.jpg/220px-KnuteRockneGoudeycard.jpg)

We often say that all their whining over there in Opie Lika could raise the dead.

How about this guy? He's a successful coach in the Pee Wee Football League, and , like Chizik, appears to have no teeth.


(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OknW-8IJgPw/0.jpg)

This guy seems to have an appropriate resume.

(http://rantsports.media.s3.amazonaws.com/clubhouse/files/2012/11/Snapshot-11312-1213-AM.png)

Coach Embry has a first rate "look of utter defeat". That will come in handy on the plains.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/876326/thumbs/r-JON-EMBREE-COACH-large570.jpg?5)

(http://www.3sib.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Verne-and-Gary.jpg)

Solves two problems!

:lol:

Good stuff.

 :lol: :lol: Dude, you are killing me with this.  #+

Well recruiting might be tough, but this guy might be able to get a weekend pass, and he already has an orange suit:

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/3OXY6adAhw9w2YFJbawlDA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/Sports/ap/201206222314836404336-p2.jpeg)

Maybe Brother will help them out...After all he is part of the family

(http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1998/10/24/auburn_oliver/t1_oliver_ap_01.jpg)

OUCH! Funny!     :jump:

The guy who voiced Elmo might be looking for a job if he's not in prison.  He might fit in better at Penn State, though.

Well that gives "Tickle Me Elmo" a whole new meaning.  I did not know that about Elmo.

Actually, they are lookin hard at this Coach from China...His name "Coach Wen Won Soon" seems to appeal to them.  8)

Beats their last coach, Sum Dum Guy.

:lol:

 :clap: :lol: You guys are a sight for sore eyes. LOL, Ya have to behave or we have some friends on here that will make ya pay.  :rofl:, RTR!

 :lol: #+

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