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You have to read this. Try not to puke on your computer.



http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2011-04-14/cam-newton-statue-to-be-erected-at-auburn

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Will it be close to the toilet paper museum?

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someone should go over there and glue a hounds tooth hat on it  :-[

For the first time in history the NCAA will have to vacate a statue.  I wonder if they will tear it down when he has to give back the trophy like Reggie Bush did.

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Nothing to see here.  Everything is just fine at the barn.

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I was thinking this:

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It's been a while since I have seen him.  At first I was like, what does Carlos Santana have to do with this, and why is he so sad?

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My apologies to Santana.   :-[

Yikes, you're right.  Give yourself an e-cred from me (my gun is empty).

Yea well he will always be at Auburn. Nobody else will ever do that. RTR!

API had to go to the Heisman to get a total of three statues.

Have yall seen the mural down there with the blank spot where terry bowden used to be?  That's where I see this heading for them.

If you've go the hat, I've got the glue.  :shh:

actually MD , my aunt has one of Coach Bryants hats  or at least she says it was his
getting it though ain't going to happen ...

but maybe we could find a replica at goodwill or a resale shop to use ...
on second thought , we should never disrespect Coach Bryant like that and tie him
to scam newton even as a joke .

Okay, then how about a Dunce hat or UGA baseball cap?   :dance:

that will work ! I also hear he will be holding a BIG check  :D


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Too late.

I like the Camburglar hat.  You have to do the mask and the laptop too though.

The statue will be useless in two years, it should catch a fair price at the scrap yard. 

Melt it down for ammo?

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I like the laptop idea and Camburglar hat. What about a wad of monopoly money clutched in one of his hands or a check for $180,000?

I vote for the big check.

Wow...even The Scab is busting on Auburn's Statue Scandal (trademark pending...heh heh).  Published this morning....

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/auburns_heisman_statues_are_to.html


that third statue.

Building a statue of any living human being, even one who has never been accused of anything more serious than jaywalking, is a risky endeavor. Building a statue of a Heisman winner who's barely left campus is even riskier. See disgraced and dethroned 2005 Heisman winner Reggie Bush. He never got a statue. Lucky for the statue.

Building a statue of Newton at this point borders on reckless. Isn't it wildly premature to start work on that tribute before the NCAA investigation into his recruitment is closed?

Tony on the OD almost made me pull over laughing.  He pondered, "Can a statue be vacated"?   :ty:

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Jay Barker about fell out of his chair.  Tony also said it's going to take a good ole' boy with a tractor to pull that thing down.  Surprisingly, the first caller from...where else...Auburn, didn't appreciate that just a whole lot. 

They must be lurking on our forum.  I said that exact same thing yesterday.  Hello Jay and Tony!  Sign up why don't you.  I will give you some e-creds.

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