Crimson Red Sports

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Let the barn / Washington jokes begin. I'll start:

I bet 5 e-creds they end up in Washington State instead of DC.

Lock up the White House silverware (and Obama's laptop).  :o

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They think the Lincoln Memorial was named after the car they give to potential recruits.

I thought you were going to come back with they thought the Space Needle in Seattle was the Lincoln Memorial. Like you, I think they will end up in Washington state rather than DC.

And they think the National Mall

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May have:

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They cancel the trip to the Smithsonian because they think it was named for:


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I got excited when I saw the BLUTO picture. At first glance I thought our buddy was back. :(

I don't think D.C. has enough port-a-potties.

They don't think the Washington monument looks anything like him.

Let's do a comparison:

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
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Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
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Mr. Chizik (Before He) Goes To Washington (and distracted by the shiny!)
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Shiny stuff does distract them. #+

Tip-toe by the Lincoln bedroom so as not to wake him up.

Found out Washington is spending $188 million an hour. "What kind of QB did y'all get?".

Thought the Ford Theater was a Pinto exhibit.

But named after President Gerald R. Ford.

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The White House "Rose Garden" named in honor of Frank Rose.

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I just #'d you a few minutes ago. I owe you another.

Were pi**ed off because Weezy wasn't present at the Jefferson memorial.

Nah, Ford Theater is where they shot JR.

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Double your bet they end up in Washington County.

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By Lee Harvey Oswald.

:lol:

On Dec 7, 1941

from the moon

DC Cherry Blossoms:

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barn players:

"So is that the branches of government we keep hearing about?"

"Yeah. They hide stuff like that from us in books".

 :lol:

The day that'll live infambly.

For 4 scores and 7 years of collidge.

They walked by the vietnam wall and thought they'd crossed into mexico.  :-\  ;D

They thought the reflecting pool was the ocean.

Did not get a chance to visit the China Room at the White House. :( Must owe them too much money.

Were excited about seeing the White House 'cause they didn't know Stan lived there.

This thread haz the serious win.

At the Washington Monument

Two kids watching:

First kid-- "I'll bet that is the au football team"

Second kid-- "I'll give you 10:1 odds none of 'em can spell 'obelisk'"

aww, I thought Mr. T room was hilarious.

I was afraid someone may take offense at me making fun of the president.

Funny ears contest between him and $cam.

I understand, I have been unsuccessfully trying to work in the president myself.  It's a tough one.

Team schedules visit to FBI BLDG,-- Bobby Lowder gets headache and returns to hotel.

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"We got one, too"

"Yeah, and the United States bald eagle stands for integrity.
  
"What you got, Boogers?"

They tried to climb up into Lincolns lap at the Lincoln memorial to tell him what they wanted for Christmas.

my money is on that they ask for grant money and for the prez to declare Tommers a disaster area
look out FEMA the barn brought their wheel barrows   

Left DC pi**ed because they thought O Bama was a precurser to Roll Tide.

"We travel well"

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Couldn't wait to go to the National Zoo because they were tired of cows and goats.

"Will we get to see the Liberty  Bell"

"Naw, dummy. I think that's in Starkville."

Auburn players said the Lincoln Memorial guy looked like the picture on all that money Cam had received from boosters.

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LOL!!!  No doubt Cam is laughing his butt off over his getting over like a bandit.

I hope they aren't there to get any money. Obama is real loose with that stuff. RTR!

FIFY.

They thought the Chesapeake was a strip club.

In a moment of clarity, the entire team realized they were NOT getting potomic automobiles, but only because the company went out of business.

BHO calls $cam egocentric and pot calls kettle black.

 :lol:

Left disappointed because they couldn't find anyone who could tell them who was buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier.

Potomac? I had to google. Perhaps Potomic is the barn spelling. LOL  #+ for stretching that far.

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The National Museum of Crime and Punishment would be money well spent.

The NCAA booked them at the Watergate Hotel since wiretaps are already in place.

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They could stop by on their way to DC from Washington, NY.

These are hilarious guys. I just gave a round of #. 
:jump:

Obama asked them for their birth certificates to make sure they were old enough to drink in D.C. 

Well I wonder will they be able to find their way back home, or maybe they drop bread pieces? RTR!

Map of the barn trip to DC. First they went to Missouri, then someone thought North Carolina. Then Trooper Looper said he heard it was clear on the the west coast (Pac10/12) so CGC got out the map. Then $cam said he thought he saw it when he borrowed the Heisman Trophy. Then finally they asked directions.

Hope this helps.

 :rofl: that was funny.  :-X RTR!

 :rofl:

Massive confusion broke out at the airport after receiving their tickets. Some of the boogers got a plane to Dallas, while others refused to fly to Dulles thinking it was a trick.  

:rofl: :lol:

This has got to be the funniest thread we have ever had!  What are you guys going to do with all of those new e-creds?  Some of you racked up pretty good.

Let's make this into a contest.  The funniest joke, as determined by a poll of the forum, gets another +50 bonus, +25 for 2nd, +10 for 3rd.  The contest ends the moment they arrive in DC.  If they don't make it to DC in time to meet with Obama then everybody who posts a joke in here gets +10.

When the contest is over I will lock the topic and we will take nominations for the poll.

starting ?  today ?  when ?

CGC calls the Washington DC hotel front desk for a wake-up call. The girl at the desk says, "You were hired to be Pat Dye's puppet and Les Miles thinks you're stupid".

Well theonly funny truth, is to me what is Obama going to give these guys? Do they get a stipun, or food stamps, cuase he knows they gotta buy more trees. I wonder if the driver of that flying bus has one of them depth finders on the dashboard? RTR!

barners was scheduled to meet in the hotel lobby while in DC before sightseeing. Half the team is late because they were playing with the buttons in the magic room that moves. The rest were still in their rooms looking for the special phonebook for the numbers for the phones in the bathrooms.

Obama was prepared to meet the barners and none of them showed up. He asked where they were and cheeseit told him they went to meet with congress. They heard everyone was on the take over there.

While the auburn team was meeting with the President three Auburn fans rolled the White House trees.

FIFY for a happy ending.

Man this is getting better and better. Going to have to be funny to win this thing I can see. RTR!

You are right. I like this better.

Asked for directions to the CIA in Virginia because they heard it stood for Cash In Again.

Any joke in this thread, even the ones on the first 5 pages.  I think they are scheduled to go on 4/29, so the contest should end then.

Now listen we have to go easy on the Barn, because, well because, ummm because, ughhh because, shoot fire. RTR!

Secret Service mailed the barn football media guide back to CGC. Said they were looking for something a little more factual when conducting background checks on White House visitors. :-X

A big scene ensued after barn players were told, in an upscale DC restaurant, that Goobers were not included on the desert menu.

Who names their child Unknown?

Suitable attire for the White House becomes a last minute issue for CGC and the barn team. Seems they all left their shoes at the airport screening area. CGC said they intended to swing by the National Mall on the way to meet with the President. CGC was quoted as saying, "Our players have some rather large feet, but a big place like that ought to have our sizes."

Well if your child was born in Auburn would you want it known? RTR!

Players thought the National Air and Space Museum was a big empty room being pumped with oxygen.

Thought the Supreme Court is where the Wizards play.

When the found out many of the roads in D.C. are named  A Street, B Street, etc., most of the team marveled and in awe said "Wonder how they came up with those names?"

Be very careful everybody how you give Auburn all this kudos for knowledge, they may get mad and refuse to accept it. RTR!

I worked on an alphabet street joke last night for a while and couldnt make it work.  But the best I had was that they all got stuck at the end of Z street.

"White House?"  "What color is it?"

They went to the house where Lincoln died to look for spare parts.

While driving by the US Mint, they wondered if it had as much money as Cam and his daddy.

Mass confusion again for the visit to the pentagon, some players refused to go for religious reasons while others dressed up in Halloween costumes.

You give them to much credit.  I don't think they make it past G street.  A B C D E F G, something something something something LMNO P

They plan a site seeing tour, but elmo was unavailable as a tour guide.

Fify

Unfortunately Cam does not get to meet with the president because of a scheduling conflict.  Cam is an icon you know, and he was just to busy going to quarterback school.

I was trying to find a youtube clip of a video my kids had of Elmo and Zoe where Zoe thinks LMNO is one letter.  I couldn't find it though.

After returning to Auburn, Cam and Fairley call their agents immediately and demand to have their names removed from the upcoming NFL draft.  Apparently while touring Congress they overheard some politicians saying that they feared we might have to use the draft to get enough soldiers to win all the wars we are in right now.

Several players nearly drown after walking into the reflecting pool and being unable to drink their way out.

Auburn players spend a lot of time explaining to the President exactly where in Georgia the university is located.

Several well intended boogers collapsed of exhaustion after hours of trying to help the get the Iwo Jima memorial flag all the way up.

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They were extremely disappointed they didnt get to visit the statue of liberty

They were excited when they found out they were going to meet the president .... until they found out Jay Gogue actually resides in Auburn.

Cecil Newton in trouble after it is rumored that he was accepting money from both Dems and GOP for Cam to join one of the two parties. Cam claims he didn't know anything about it.

they brought all of their dirty laundry with them for the trip to wash n ton.

the barn is getting accolades and having fun on the trip to Washington DC. But they are also learning that it is a an opportunity to practice skills they have studied during their academic life at west georgia university.

"Our players have taken the alphabetic street names (in Washington DC) as a challenge, singing along as the bus passed through intersections. "It has been fun and educational", and CGC adds, "The wheels on the Bus song was getting old, so we took it to a new level".

This exercise in rote almost became an insurmountable quest, as a road repair detour rerouted the team  bus to a parkway, missing L,M, N, O, and P. ""This team has faced challenges and adversity before", offered coach pooper scooper, "But when the going gets tough, the tough get paid--or something like that"!

But the squad looked ecstatic, as well as exhausted, as the team crossed through X,Y, and Z. "Our players persevered and conquered, without being paid", CGC said, "but the look on our players faces, after singing ...is the alphabet for me...  was priceless". The team has added a trip to the crayon museum as a reward to themselves.

This thread is headed to the Bryant Museum when we are done with the contest, I do believe.

Kennedy's grave was on fire, and as a gesture of good faith toward the dems,  they put the fire out. 

After a tour of the Library of Congress, the comment was made; "and they call this a library, I didn't see the first coloring book".

When Obama asked the team what state the barn was in, most said "denial"

Instead of having the Rack Out threads for games this fall, maybe we can have a Laugh Out the XXX thread.

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 :o  I thought this was a family site.  ;)

In addition the coaches were very proud of the way the team worked through their disagreements after some players saw signs for RFK stadium.

That is putting a lot of pressure on the kids, SC.

The players were momentarily confused upon stopping at RFK, many walking up to the ticket window and demanding a 3 piece meal extra crispy with mashed potatoes and cole slaw.

                               :lol:

Took me a second.

How about Laugh Out the Bla Bla Bla then?

Some of those Rack Out threads did approach XXX though.

That's a lot of material.  If we pull that off we could be sitcom writers.  I love a challenge.

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Oh it lives on in re-runs.  I never saw it live.  It was way to risqué for a young supercoach.  :D

I think we could do it.  This one has gone for 9 pages pretty effortlessly.  It might be a lot harder when we are not playing the barn though.

I dont want to veer off the topic here, but man I hated those threads.  Someone ALWAYS got a timeout.  I mean every time.  I got to where I would just pretend like I didnt see the thread until someone complained. 

I can see why. I will admit that I perused those on occasion, but man, some of the guys went a little too far sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcHffTlD8wY

Nothing funnier in the day.

If there is a hall of fame here, this thread deserves a lot of consideration.

Now that's what I'm talking about 2.  That Goldie clip in the beginning was just way too much for a little supercoach to see.  :D

Yeah, I think there is no doubt that this one is HOF-worthy.

There is.  We call it the Paul W. Bryant Museum.  I think it only has our first in-game thread in there right now.  Not so much for the content, but because it was a milestone.

Scandal once again plagues the plains of west georgia as barn player is accused of theft on a Washington DC visit to the House Chambers. Charges were leveled against Wes Byrum, kicker for the asterisked 2010 NC season team.
Byrum has been accused of attempted theft and impersonating a Black dude, when he allegedly secreted the House gavel into his trousers.

CGC declined comment other than to say that they were eagerly awaiting a chance to see ALL the evidence in the case.

Capitol Police said recently demoted speaker Nancy Pelosi was first to notice, "an unusually large protrusion for a field goal kicker". The barners are scheduled to meet with the President tomorrow, a visit that has been rescheduled to now be held at the White House gates, rather than the ceremonial hall inside the White House.

 :lol:  You, sir, are either  a genius or have way too much time on your hands. Either way, # to you.

               Pay Per View Scandal Mars DC Visit  

Early reports claiming barn players ran up over $37,000 in unauthorized hotel charges are surfacing. Hotel charges, mostly charge-to-room movies, were allegedly billed to west georgia university, incurred during the teams recent visit to the White House in Washington, DC.

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, Little Debby Does Demopolis, and Lou Holtz Bares All were some of the supposed movies on the hotel bill that has barn officials once again circling the wagons.

barn spokesperson, Tammy from Finebaum, said the farm school is looking into players accounts of Bammers entering their rooms while they slept, ordering the movies. Nick Fairey  was indignant about the allegations claiming, "I've already seen Harry Pothead three times. Why would I order it at the barns expense and ruin a chance to see President Biden?"

A little gaff at the White House.  The Boogers sang the "Stars Spangled Banner" for President Obama, but several of them ended it with, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

CGC held a press conference to talk about the teams trip to the capital. He was quoted as saying "The players are really looking forward to the one hour bus ride to Montgomery".

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Cam thinks the president is hard of hearing. He asked him about the Gettysburg address so he could put in his GPS, and got no response.

CGC informed the team that they were going to tour the Smithsonian and asked which museum they would like to see first. Being the leader that he is Cam Newton spoke up and said "Let's go to the toilet paper museum and see how it compares to ours".

Who are you guys talking about when you keep sayin Boogers?  Is it Aubrun fans or Georgia fans?  I think it is cool, but I never heard anybody saying such funny stuff before around here at all except in the forum that stopped being alive becasu they charged moeny to be on it (TriedSports i think).

First it was tide sprotz charging, then my mom wanted $200 a month to rent the basement.

Good joke. The barn is supid.  I can't even learn t spell stuped.

Hey, idiot troll.  They are synonyms.  Look that up too.

I hate cats! Hope this helps.

You, my friend, are clearly wasted.  Meth?

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Don't start that stuff with him CF. He is my friend.

Friend?  I speak for him when I say, "Woof".

Well is this a Barner joke? lol, RTR!

We got a little giddy.  Sorry.  But all 4 of those dogs have more brains than any Barner.

 :rofl: well maybe we can all have fun. We do love this site because friends give a little quiet touch in the ear sometimes. RTR!  :jump:

How are you supposed to come up with 200 dollars a month?  Stealing lunch money?  Your mom is nuts.

I get it from her purse. SHHHHH!

I think she should know. No laptop for a month.

He’s a vicious little character isn’t he?  Crimson Fever is the same poster who beat me up pretty badly when I tried to defend this site (in a clean way). You did a lot better than l did, but the rebuffs from some of the posters on that thread are so low, vulgar, and illogical, that it is useless to argue with them.  

I saw where this immature person had registered at CRS.  It was obvious he was up to no good.    

P.S.  I met some good people over there before I stopped posting.  Especially Tom from B'ham, one of the administrators.  There are some good, decent people registered.

Well I didn't get to read the vast majority of what this guy posted, but it sounds like it was quite (and this is probably an understatement) harsh. But it sounds like no one on here got into a back-and-forth with this guy. I applaud all the other posters for showing incredible restraint in the face of such wretchedness.

There are good people in all the forums.  I enjoy keeping up with sports news, so I check Woolly daily and post as appropriate.  But I tire of the attacks and vulgar comments.  The language is like the back seats on a junior-high school bus.  It gets old.  And most every time I post I get some insult.  Just immature stuff.  But I also exchange news with some good posters.  Just the way it is.

Most of the vulgar stuff got deleted.  Immature stuff.

Good. I'm glad I didn't get to read it. Kudos to the mods and admin.

                                       BARN QUESTIONED ON ATM VANDALISM

   Barn players have been questioned on yet another incident involving the West Georgia University team on their recent trip to Washington DC. Sources say possible charges may arise from vandalism to an ATM in the lobby area of the hotel where the barn stayed. Technicians were called out by hotel personnel on complaints from guests that that the ATM was "jammed" or not accepting user cards.

   Sources close to the case in DC were guarded with comments but said several guests overheard barners talking about a "magic money wall".  The Washington Post is reporting that a Indiana couple say they overheard the West Georgia teammates discussing playing the "magic money wall" and felt "these kids were under the impression" the ATM was some sort of gambling or casino game.

  Hotel management refused to comment in detail, but disclosed that technicians found $1 bills jammed into the card slot each time they made service calls to the hotel. In an supposedly unrelated matter, hotel officials also reported over 50 rolls of toilet paper stolen from maid carts, during the team visit. They said there was no proof to indicate the barn players were involved since fingerprints on the carts were obviously "wiped".

rofl, magic money wall

They ask the first question: Where am I? How did I get here? Why am I here?
RTR!

Players stunned when they discover that the National Museum of Art does not have a single exhibit featuring velvet pictures of Elvis or paintings of John Deere tractors.

Awww ha the old J.D. and the Mean Green color too. They are so purty. RTR!

Dogs playing poker.

Boogers discover that Washington, Madison, Jefferson, and Lincoln are all dead.

Partial to Farmall red myself.

Wow I didn't know anybody other me knew about Farmall's. It is a new day I guess. We are all growing older and remembering all these purty colors. lol, RTR!

 :o "OH MY GOSH!! WAS THERE SOME PLANE CRASH OR SOMETHING??!!"  :o

--Nick Fairley to Cheezit

Put the barn to work pulling weeds in Michelle's vegetable garden. Obama policy: no AG school left behind.

Love those little gems.  I had one when I lived in Louisiana.  Now they're collectible.

"Same crash that killed buddy holly and the West Virgina football team".

CGC

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"The booger football team left today for washington DC to meet the president with much fan fare.  The trip is expected to take just under a month due to frequent stops for fuel, potty, and flower picking."

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Not to mention, oh.....let's call it animal husbandry.

fifm

The team was reported to have a great time at the Arlington petting zoo. Cam was bragging that he got to 3rd base with a goat.

Just wrong.  #+

CGC asked BHO if he could see his oval orifice. :o

I worked on an oval office one, couldnt get it to work out.  Best I had was, "they thought the oval office was a port-a-john"

BHO was disappointed when he found out his favorite barn player, Scam Newton, may not make the trip to the Whitehouse due to obligations with the NFL draft. BHO phoned CGC to see if there was anything he could do to get Scam to join the team on the trip. CGC said he would talked to his immediate superior, Cecil Newton, and see what he could do. No one knows exactly what happened but Scam made the trip, $50,000.00 is missing from the Whitehouse check book and Cecil Newton spent the night in the Lincoln bedroom.

The barn team is preparing for the disappointment of having to vacate their 2010 NC trophy, but were caught by surprise with the disappointment they were handed in Washington DC.  After players and coaches spent their own money to bring bags of biscuits to the White House, they learned that the White House was not the processing plant for the famous White House Apple Butter. The Winchester, Virginia corporation laughed off requests for comment.

CGC made his position clear by stating, "We'll never drink their Apple Juice again. We feel we have been lied to and the looks on the faces of our team tells the story"!

(http://www.whitehousefoods.com/getmetafile/dba51539-da40-4f36-b4db-10b4e05ee9af/12oz-Apple-Butter-12-08.aspx?maxSideSize=140)

barn trip postponed. Seriously.

Well they can take their trip later. I think they are trying to get together to come help out in T-town aren't they? RTR!

                                          Bobby Lowder Handcuffed at White House Reception
 
The press gathered around the barn football team in the White House reception area, awaiting  President Obama. The team was being honored at the White House despite widespread agreement that the team's championship would soon be vacated. But all seemed excited and somewhat in awe, amidst the historical surroundings. Anticipatory chatter ran high, but as the heavy wooden doors with shined gold handles opened, a hush came over the crowd. A silence only broken by the clicking of camera shutters and tape recorder buttons.
 
Ceremonial order was encroached upon as West Georgia University Board of Trustees member Bobby Lowder elbowed his way to the front of the honorees, and threw himself kneeling, at the mans feet. Staring down at beltway polished shoes, Lowder began a long but informative tirade of admissions and excuses. He admitted to Colonial Bank improprieties and illegalities, fraud, and usury. He gave details including account numbers and offshore bank names, with details about defrauding the TARP application process. He outlined the Ponzi-like scam and elaborated on how this was tied to the barn pay-for-play allegations.  Mr. Lowder then begged for forgiveness and asked for a full presidential pardon.
 
As a tearful Lowder looked up from floor to the man towering in front, the White House staffer spoke, "President Obama has asked that I convey his sincere apologies, but he will be delayed a few more minutes".

Tidal basin?

This gem captured from the barn newspaper EIEIO:

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I would think they would be helping clean-up instead of visiting. RTR!

                       Impromptu Party Scheduled to Make Up For DC Postponement

barn University has announced a party will be held to buffer the pain felt by the team, due to the cancellation/postponement of the Washington DC trip to meet the President. Officials say the party will be held today in the parking lot and all fambly members are invited to attend. The west georgia institute for farming lessons has yet to receive NCAA clearance but felt that in light of the postponement tragedy, exceptions would surely be made.

The party will include pony rides,--always a big hit with our team. Reports have players out "hitting" the Feed and Seed to buy spurs and oats. Also a hit at these events will be the prefunctory balloon animals. "We feel that we can have fun and teach at the same time" said barn spokesman Clem Kadittlehopper. Bobbing for goobers, pin the tail on the donkey, horseshoes, and "who is not as smart as a five year old farmer" will be enjoyed by all. Call 1-800-tha-barn for details.

Wow! This is some what, well I don't know some what? RTR!

LOL. You do realize I'm making this stuff up?

I hope so BAMAWV. It was somewhat fun to get at ya though. rofl. RTR!

:lol:

You mean this isn't real?   8)

The pony ride stuff was true.

(if after the Clinton years)

Released this morning for the first time is the complete transcript of the Cherry Tree Hearings.

"George?"

"Yes, father."

"George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully. Will you?"

"Yes, father."

"Good. now here is the question. Did you cut down my cherry tree?"

"No, father."

"You're quite sure?"

"Yes, father."

"Well, I'm afraid I'm very disappointed in you, George."

"Why, father?"

"Because 12 people saw you cut down the cherry tree with your little hatchet."

"Oh."

"In view of that, would you like to change your previous answer, George?"

"No, father. I believe the answer I gave you was legally accurate."

"You still insist you were telling me the truth?"

"In my own mind I was telling you the truth, yes father."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Well, you asked me if I had 'cut' down the tree. In my own mind, it seemed to me that 'cutting' is something one does with a knife or a sickle. In my own mind it seemed that , since I used my little hatchet, the relationship I had with the tree, while perhaps inappropriate, was not a 'cutting' relationship. I would call it a 'chopping' relationship."

"Very well. I'll give you another chance, George. Listen very carefully. Did you chop down my cherry tree?"

"No, father."

"No? No? Why do you still say no?"

"Because, father, I cannot tell a lie. And in my own mind I did not 'chop down' your cherry tree."

"Well, what did you do, then?"

"I chopped it into two pieces and one piece fell to the ground."

"So you chopped it down."

"No, father, I merely chopped it. I did not cause that piece to fall down. The force of gravity caused it to fall down. Were it not for the force of gravity, over which I have absolutely no control, the tree, though segmented, would presumably still be up, not down."

"George, I'm losing patience with you. But I'm going to give you one last chance to tell the truth. Did you take your little hatchet and chop my cherry tree, which action on your part, combined with the force of gravity, caused the tree to fall down?"

"No, father."

"NO? NO? IT'S STILL NO? HOW CAN YOU STILL SAY NO?"

"I still say no because of my legendary regard for the truth, father. What is that object at which I am pointing with my finger?"

"It's the stump of the cherry tree you cut down."

"And isn't the stump part of the tree, father?"

"It sure is."

"In fact, isn't the stump the most important part of the tree, father, since, without a stump there would be no tree?"

"I guess so."

"Yet the stump is still standing. So when you asked me if I had chopped down the tree, my own mind said to me, 'George, you must tell the truth. And the truthful answer is no. You chopped, gravity caused part of the tree to fall down yet the most important part of the tree is still standing.'"

"I see."

"All I can suppose, father, is that those 12 people whose exaggerated claims allege they saw me 'cut down' the entire 'tree' were motivated not by a search for truth, but by some personal vendetta against me, perhaps because I am from Virginia."

"George, you're a real crafty little guy."

"Thank you father."

"Have you thought about what you want to be when you grow up?"

"Yes, father. I wish to be the attorney for Harvey Updyke"

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After seeing this, Cam exclaimed " Darn, now we'll never get to meet the president!"

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Quote from the barn:

"Just our luck. Finally get a chance to meet the President and the Navy Seals shot him" ???

:lol:

Upon hearing that it was Navy SEAL who shot OBL, Cam was heard remarking to Fairley, "Wow, I wonder how those things shoot with their flippers?"
(Sorry, best I've got right now)

Combining "Mother's Day" and the pending visit to DC, the barn decided to honor the "Mother of Our Country"-- Mother Goose.

"World ends before we get to visit Obamaland"  >:(

If you see Obamaland you better hope Iran don't hit while you are there. RTR!

I see your point.

So did the barners ever get to Washington? ???

Yep, just the other day.

This was my personal favorite.

BTW, I thought this thread had HOF potential written all over it. I guess it fizzled both due to the delay in travel plans and then when they did go, it seemed to be under the cover of darkness.

Thanks, this thread was great. 

What happened with the contest?  ???

And does that mean we all get 10 creds?   :pray:

Calm down. I gave you an e-cred to hold you over until we get SC's attention.

I am not sure if it is a joke, but how Obama intend on talking to such highly educated people? The barn deals in money, and obama can't figure a budget. Ummm this should be interesting. RTR!

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I thought of this thread the other day when I heard they finally made it.  I guess the tornados put this on the back burner for a while.

Any other nominations?

This one's a pretty good collective effort.

I missed WV's response later in the thread.

I nominate this one as well. ROFLMAO!

"Can we go back this year? Please. Oh, please. C'mon, Coach!"

"First you have to beat Bama"

"Dang"

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