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Title: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 14, 2013, 01:09:01 PM So much for joining the Big Ten for the prestige. It was simply to milk the conference for more money. Nice guys at UM.
:eyeroll: Quote Maryland’s athletic department is broke. That’s why the school made the decision to jump from the ACC to the Big Ten. They wanted to balance their budget, to stop operating in the red and to reinstate the seven sports that were cut back in 2012. http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/08/13/marylands-athletic-department-was-21-million-in-the-red-last-year/related/ Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 14, 2013, 01:15:52 PM Since CB moved to Maryland the whole state has gone to pot. ??? One bad apple spoils the whole bunch.
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 14, 2013, 03:01:11 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2:
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 14, 2013, 03:22:55 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: 2Stater on August 14, 2013, 03:30:53 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: :lol: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 14, 2013, 05:22:02 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Jamos on August 14, 2013, 08:23:38 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: You bet, money and housing is very affordable. ;) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 14, 2013, 08:26:42 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit. A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is: 1) Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes 2) Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car 3) Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college 4) Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know 5) Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money 6) talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make. :ty: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Jamos on August 14, 2013, 08:35:31 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit. A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is: 1) Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes 2) Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car 3) Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college 4) Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know 5) Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money 6) talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make. :ty: You might add, saving your used toilet paper and throwing it on Toomers Corner. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: ricky023 on August 14, 2013, 08:48:01 PM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit. A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is: 1) Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes 2) Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car 3) Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college 4) Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know 5) Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money 6) talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make. :ty: You might add, saving your used toilet paper and throwing it on Toomers Corner. Wow! I hope I never make you guys mad at me. :D, RTR! Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 15, 2013, 06:48:43 AM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: No thanks. I think I'd rather live in Detroit. A REAL Tide fan would man up and move to Auburn and work with the REC to keep Auburn on the bottom. All you would have to do is: 1) Wear Auburn gear to blend in with the other pukes 2) Keep a poster & statuette of Pat Dye in your home and car 3) Brainwash yourself into believing Auburn is a Holy place to live & attend college 4) Talk about how Auburn is a Top Ten football program to everyone you know 5) Discuss with other Aubies how Cam came to Auburn for the love of Auburn and not for money 6) talk enthusiastically about Gus Malzahn being the HC I think these are small sacrifices for a true Tide fan to make. :ty: If that is ALL you have to do, then I'll transfer my allegiance to the mighty Jags of South Alabama. :lol2: MD, you sound a little TOO interested in this. Maybe the REC can set up something for you down on the most redneck village on the plain. :lol2: :lol2: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 15, 2013, 08:39:02 AM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: You bet, money and housing is very affordable. ;) Make sure you put him in a nice trailer park. Nothing but the best for CB. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on August 15, 2013, 08:39:28 AM So much for joining the Big Ten for the prestige. It was simply to milk the conference for more money. Nice guys at UM. :eyeroll: Quote Maryland’s athletic department is broke. That’s why the school made the decision to jump from the ACC to the Big Ten. They wanted to balance their budget, to stop operating in the red and to reinstate the seven sports that were cut back in 2012. http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/08/13/marylands-athletic-department-was-21-million-in-the-red-last-year/related/ I guess they were expecting their Under Armor alumnus to contribute as much as Phil Knight has to Oregon. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 09:00:19 AM I see my evil plan to undermine a third-rate sports program has worked to perfection. :lol2: :lol2: We need to move you to Auburn in West Georgia. I think Jamos and the REC will come up with the money to pay for the move, maybe even a house for you to live in. :think: You bet, money and housing is very affordable. ;) Make sure you put him in a nice trailer park. Nothing but the best for CB. Outstanding idea. This will make it even easier to blend in. :clap: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 15, 2013, 10:35:55 AM The REC needs to spare no expense in getting CB set up in a nice home. The trailer park needs to be first class with a liquor store, pawn shop and laundry mat on the property.
He will need an open line of credit at Walmart so he can get him and Little CB decked out in auburn gear. CB needs to go ahead and start calling in to talk radio shows. "Paaawwll, it's a new day! You need to get on the Gus Bus Paawwll. Bammer will not be able to slow down the HUNH, Gus is a offensive whiz. Our defense is going to be the best in the SEC with Ellis Johnson. Our quarterback is just as good as Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: N.AL-Tider on August 15, 2013, 10:52:03 AM Worst part of this whole ordeal for CB is having all of his teeth but one removed...
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 11:27:16 AM The REC needs to spare no expense in getting CB set up in a nice home. The trailer park needs to be first class with a liquor store, pawn shop and laundry mat on the property. He will need an open line of credit at Walmart so he can get him and Little CB decked out in auburn gear. CB needs to go ahead and start calling in to talk radio shows. "Paaawwll, it's a new day! You need to get on the Gus Bus Paawwll. Bammer will not be able to slow down the HUNH, Gus is a offensive whiz. Our defense is going to be the best in the SEC with Ellis Johnson. Our quarterback is just as good as Fantastic ideas & suggestions! This is all very doable. How do you think CB will look in bib overalls, driving a pickup truck, a Pat Dye photo hanging from his mirror, chewing tobacco, with a dog hanging his head out the window? The REC will pay to have a statue built of CB & placed between Coach Bryant & Saban after he is successful with this operation. Go for it CB! #+ Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 15, 2013, 11:35:58 AM The REC needs to spare no expense in getting CB set up in a nice home. The trailer park needs to be first class with a liquor store, pawn shop and laundry mat on the property. He will need an open line of credit at Walmart so he can get him and Little CB decked out in auburn gear. CB needs to go ahead and start calling in to talk radio shows. "Paaawwll, it's a new day! You need to get on the Gus Bus Paawwll. Bammer will not be able to slow down the HUNH, Gus is a offensive whiz. Our defense is going to be the best in the SEC with Ellis Johnson. Our quarterback is just as good as Fantastic ideas & suggestions! This is all very doable. How do you think CB will look in bib overalls, driving a pickup truck, a Pat Dye photo hanging from his mirror, chewing tobacco, with a dog hanging his head out the window? The REC will pay to have a statue built of CB & placed between Coach Bryant & Saban after he is successful with this operation. Go for it CB! #+ CB already has all that stuff except for the Pat Dye photo. :( Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 12:56:53 PM Worst part of this whole ordeal for CB is having all of his teeth but one removed... No problem since the REC will pay for teeth implants after this is over. :popcorn2: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 15, 2013, 04:02:08 PM Since everyone has decided to ignore my last post, I will repost with my alternate suggestion:
Quote If that is ALL you have to do, then I'll transfer my allegiance to the mighty Jags of South Alabama. MD, you sound a little TOO interested in this. Maybe the REC can set up something for you down on the most redneck village on the plain. Besides, I think my ability to read will make me stand out too much down there. :lol2: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: ALTideUp on August 15, 2013, 04:07:52 PM Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland?
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 15, 2013, 04:17:24 PM Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland? We don't care about Maryland. That is why we hijacked the thread and started messing with our buddy CB. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: 2Stater on August 15, 2013, 04:21:59 PM Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland? You're ruining the moment, ATU. Keep running with it guys. :popcorn2: If we could only get our buddy CB to look like Lil' Goober, it would be foolproof: (http://wbtw.images.worldnow.com/images/21831877_BG1.jpg) (http://www.golfdigest.com/golf-tours-news/blogs/local-knowledge/blog-dufner-kiss-480.gif) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 15, 2013, 07:17:06 PM I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!
(http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fatalattraction.png) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 15, 2013, 07:20:30 PM I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!! (http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fatalattraction.png) You are not being ignored. We are preparing to send you on a road trip. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 07:27:55 PM Here's CB all decked out and ready to head to AwBarn. What do you all think? Will he fit in? ??? (http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/photography/35903d1234360756-redneck-pictures-please-yours-redneck.jpg) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: pmull on August 15, 2013, 07:31:54 PM Here's CB all decked out and ready to head to AwBarn. What do you all think? Will he fit in? ??? (http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/photography/35903d1234360756-redneck-pictures-please-yours-redneck.jpg) That is pretty good outfit but the Bud cans won't work. They need to be changed to Old Milwaukee. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: 2Stater on August 15, 2013, 07:41:44 PM ....and this guy's got too many teeth.
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 08:07:46 PM Here's the truck & dog for CB. Do you think the truck looks too good for Auburn?
(http://www.wildwings.com/DirectionsWEB/client/images/old-faithful-dog-and-pickup-truck-painting-by-larry-beckstein-A065725856.jpg) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: 2Stater on August 15, 2013, 08:09:36 PM Here's the truck & dog for CB. Do you think the truck looks too good for Auburn? (http://www.wildwings.com/DirectionsWEB/client/images/old-faithful-dog-and-pickup-truck-painting-by-larry-beckstein-A065725856.jpg) Could use another coat of rust. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Jamos on August 15, 2013, 09:19:59 PM CB, we (REC) were going to set you up with a double wide but that is way too nice for that area, it's important that you fit in with what's already down there. ;)
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 09:40:06 PM CB, we (REC) were going to set you up with a double wide but that is way too nice for that area, it's important that you fit in with what's already down there. ;) The small white & orange trailer is CB's. (http://ingaschminga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Trailer-Mansion.jpg) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: XBAMA on August 15, 2013, 09:44:30 PM the funny part about this thread is ...
somewhere over in barnerville like ITAT or one of their other suckie sites someone like clay travis or iron tiger is swearing the REC is up to something again and it's the Gospel truth ... now all we need is a obama mask and a rodeo clown to make national news :lol: :lol: :lol: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 15, 2013, 10:08:42 PM sigh
Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Marshal Dillon on August 15, 2013, 10:33:48 PM Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: ALTideUp on August 16, 2013, 12:39:37 AM Can someone remind me why anyone gives a flip about Maryland? We don't care about Maryland. That is why we hijacked the thread and started messing with our buddy CB. Well, then. Carry on. Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: Jamos on August 16, 2013, 06:06:00 AM CB, we (REC) were going to set you up with a double wide but that is way too nice for that area, it's important that you fit in with what's already down there. ;) The small white & orange trailer is CB's. Hmmm, that looks like their student housing complex. :dunno: (http://ingaschminga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Trailer-Mansion.jpg) Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: 2Stater on August 16, 2013, 07:11:56 AM CB, we (REC) were going to set you up with a double wide but that is way too nice for that area, it's important that you fit in with what's already down there. ;) The small white & orange trailer is CB's. Hmmm, that looks like their student housing complex. :dunno: (http://ingaschminga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Trailer-Mansion.jpg) Locker room facility. :lol2: Title: Re: Maryland Athletic Department in Big Trouble Post by: cbbama99 on August 16, 2013, 07:32:50 AM Everyone is so eager to send me down to the Barn. I'll make a deal. Every one of you go first, and then I'll follow. Age before beauty. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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