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Title: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 07:57:00 PM 1. Typo
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 07:57:55 PM 2. dropped a negative sign somewhere
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 07:58:43 PM 3. Supermoon
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:09:32 PM 4. Rain delay
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 08:12:50 PM 5. Contract fell through
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 08:14:37 PM gas prices
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 08:19:12 PM bad directions
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:23:45 PM "Oh, y'all thought we were serious?"
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:24:44 PM Wife needed the car.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 08:27:14 PM daylight savings time
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:27:47 PM Waiting til after football season.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:28:41 PM daylight savings time That'll throw you off.Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 08:29:50 PM it's April 1st somewhere
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:31:11 PM I kid the Mayans.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:34:24 PM Sorry. I sometimes get irrational on my period.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 08:35:37 PM mexicans
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 21, 2011, 08:36:30 PM "had to take Rocky to the vet"
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:37:49 PM Obama extended my unemployment.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:40:36 PM Sorry if I caused any inconvenience. Just trying to get the girl cashier at the BP station to sleep with me.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:43:54 PM Sorry. My Mom has grounded me from the internet for a month. Later.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 08:44:13 PM (http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/24/season7/punked.jpg)
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:45:51 PM I now have the world on probation. Count your lucky stars.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:47:51 PM Dang alarm clock! >:(
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 08:50:06 PM "Y ..., you, you .... you see, wha ... what ha ... ha .... happened is ...."
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:53:21 PM Forgot to call Finebaum.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 08:55:48 PM Wrong Bible translation.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 08:56:24 PM (http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/5/14021540213.png) (http://www.UploadScreenshot.com/image/332825/1906864)
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 08:57:58 PM Got U.S. Open tickets.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 09:00:06 PM No, no, no. We said "end of May," not "end of days"
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 09:01:58 PM Mayan restraining order prohibits end of world before December 21, 2012.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:02:46 PM LOL. I meant end of World Cup.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 09:03:04 PM Just not feeling all that "raptury."
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 09:04:09 PM Really curious how they'll pull off Ashton Kutcher's replacing Charlie Sheen.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:06:20 PM Just kidding. You mad?
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:07:07 PM Just not feeling all that "raptury." #+Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:08:35 PM Had 1 large on Shackleford.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 09:09:40 PM We were a little late on the April Fools jokes.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:10:31 PM Mercy rule.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 09:11:48 PM Didn't want to miss the American Idol finale.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 09:11:57 PM No, no, no, that's when As the World Turns ends.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 09:12:59 PM Didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 09:13:30 PM It was supposed to be a surprise, but once word got out, God changed the date (he can do that, you know).
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 21, 2011, 09:14:45 PM I don't know. Just wasn't feeling it today.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 21, 2011, 09:16:52 PM (http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/5/14022143092.png) (http://www.UploadScreenshot.com/image/332835/3758148)
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:22:42 PM My dog ate my scriptures.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:24:08 PM Did not want to screw up Chechem's vacation.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 21, 2011, 09:55:08 PM Meant no harm. Bored at work.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 02:52:39 AM account was hijacked
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 02:56:21 AM forgot PIN
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 03:01:36 AM G.W. Bush did it.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 03:15:27 AM "come on guys, I'm really old"
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 04:05:00 AM "We didnt reach our fund raising goal so it has been rescheduled for next year, make your checks payable to ..."
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: Old Tider on May 22, 2011, 06:03:44 AM God overslept.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 07:53:35 AM coffee too weak
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: 2Stater on May 22, 2011, 09:36:35 AM :In his best Geraldo Rivera voice: "Oops".
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 22, 2011, 12:10:58 PM We were listening to Jim Tressel for advice.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: Crimson Phoenix on May 22, 2011, 01:57:33 PM Because the prediction was made by a mortal human who used third-grade arithmetic.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ricky023 on May 22, 2011, 02:27:13 PM Church was so great today. Wish you could have been there. God Bless. RTR!
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: TAZRUGBY on May 22, 2011, 02:37:40 PM Harold Camping is a babbling idiot
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 04:05:52 PM Had to wait on the cable guy
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 22, 2011, 04:21:23 PM Had to wait on the cable guy Started to go with cable excuse. You tell it much better. #+Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: Marshal Dillon on May 22, 2011, 04:36:54 PM Calculator batteries were bad. Should have said May 21, 2111.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: 2Stater on May 22, 2011, 06:14:26 PM It would appear that only the $72 million was raptured.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 22, 2011, 07:08:46 PM (http://www.fyvie.net/images/shrug_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 22, 2011, 07:12:47 PM It would appear that only the $72 million was raptured. #+ Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ricky023 on May 22, 2011, 08:25:23 PM It would appear that only the $72 million was raptured. I wonder if I could be raptured wit it? RTR! Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 22, 2011, 08:34:21 PM It would appear that only the $72 million was raptured. I wonder if I could be raptured wit it? RTR! Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ricky023 on May 22, 2011, 08:38:03 PM It would appear that only the $72 million was raptured. I wonder if I could be raptured wit it? RTR! :-[ haha you caught me. Well we can only dream I just know no righteous person will beg for bread. #+ RTR! Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: BAMAWV on May 22, 2011, 08:40:55 PM It would appear that only the $72 million was raptured. I wonder if I could be raptured wit it? RTR! :-[ haha you caught me. Well we can only dream I just know no righteous person will beg for bread. #+ RTR! Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 22, 2011, 08:45:24 PM Discovered that my dog ate pages out of my Bible, so missed some important info.
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: 2Stater on May 23, 2011, 11:56:03 AM (http://www.chicagomag.com/galleries/850/19620-C201011-Top-40-OMG-Geraldo-Rivera-Capone.jpg)
But this guy said it was gonna happen. :-\ Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ricky023 on May 23, 2011, 12:20:27 PM It didn't end here but it did somewhere for somebody. Yes it did, somebody passed away somewhere and that was the end for them. God Bless!
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: XBAMA on May 23, 2011, 09:20:00 PM But this guy said it was gonna happen. :-\ GR was in on the world ending thing too ? :o Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ssmith general on May 24, 2011, 03:16:57 AM Math error, we'll try again in October
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/23/preacher-got-date-apocalypse-wrong-tries-says-months/?test=latestnews Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: ricky023 on May 24, 2011, 11:02:17 AM #+ to all these because it made for some chatter. RTR!
Title: Re: Excuses for why the world did not end today. Post by: cbbama99 on May 24, 2011, 12:51:16 PM Math error, we'll try again in October http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/23/preacher-got-date-apocalypse-wrong-tries-says-months/?test=latestnews THE DAY BEFORE THE TENNESSEE GAME???!!! DANG IT!!! >:( |