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Title: LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI limerick Post by: N.AL-Tider on July 14, 2014, 06:37:46 AM The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the ‘Style Invitational’.
The requirements this week were to use the two words ‘Lewinsky’ (the Intern) and ‘Kaczynski’ (the Unibomber) in the same limerick. The winning entries (below) were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, without bleeps or alterations. Third place: There once was a girl named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinksy and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known, That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter, When deciding how best to be blown. Title: Re: LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI limerick Post by: KoKoPuf on July 14, 2014, 09:12:10 AM Good start for Monday!
Title: Re: LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI limerick Post by: 2Stater on July 14, 2014, 12:08:31 PM :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI limerick Post by: XBAMA on July 14, 2014, 10:53:29 PM :lol:
ole' slick Willie :hug: still dragging the USA through the mud after all these years :facepalm: Title: Re: LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI limerick Post by: cbbama99 on July 15, 2014, 06:40:20 PM Now THAT is entertainment! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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