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Title: A Gynecologist's Assistant-Position
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on July 29, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
A Gynecologist's Assistant. $65,000.00 salary

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, Colorado, and
saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.   Interested, he
went in and asked the clerk for details.
 
The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist.  You have to help the women out of their
underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then
apply shaving foam  and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing
oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.  The annual
salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana ."
 
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
 
"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now.

 8)



Title: Re: A Gynecologist's Assistant-Position
Post by: N.AL-Tider on July 29, 2011, 01:36:19 PM
 #+ #+


Title: Re: A Gynecologist's Assistant-Position
Post by: cbbama99 on July 29, 2011, 08:21:49 PM
 :lol:

Told the wife I ought to take a plane up to Montana and get in line. Never knew she could throw an iron skillet so far and so accurately.


Title: Re: A Gynecologist's Assistant-Position
Post by: 2Stater on July 29, 2011, 08:38:36 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/MetalBarMan_450x537.jpg)

CB, that you?


Title: Re: A Gynecologist's Assistant-Position
Post by: cbbama99 on July 29, 2011, 08:50:04 PM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/MetalBarMan_450x537.jpg)

CB, that you?

Actually more toward the back of the head. I was running at the time.  :o


Title: Re: A Gynecologist's Assistant-Position
Post by: rueben on July 29, 2011, 10:17:39 PM
el oh el!!! #+