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Title: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on July 29, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
SIAP

MICROCHIP  IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO  SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
 
It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50
  
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards, US Marines



Title: Re: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: rueben on July 29, 2011, 10:16:15 PM
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Title: Re: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: SUPERCOACH on July 30, 2011, 06:59:34 AM
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I had to hit the google +1 button on that one.


Title: Re: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: ricky023 on July 30, 2011, 07:30:48 AM
LOL, I hate to see anybody die or not be right with God when leaving but I gotta say that was one I almost fell in the floor laughing at. RTR!


Title: Re: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: Jamos on July 30, 2011, 08:13:35 AM
Maybe they have that to order up the big harem they are going to get.  ???


Title: Re: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: cbbama99 on July 30, 2011, 09:09:21 AM
SIAP

MICROCHIP  IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO  SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
 
It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50
  
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards, US Marines



 :lol: :lol: #+ #+


Title: Re: SIAP: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by: #1Crimson on July 30, 2011, 09:33:45 AM
 #+ Outstanding!