Crimson Red Sports

 Here is my basic, simple, yet powerful platform.

1. (a.) Healthcare: I, form the day of my election, until the day I die,w ill use VA Healthcare, and only the VA healthcare. If it is good enough for our Warriors, it's da#@ well good enough for me.
     (b.) Every other elected federal and state official will use what ever "healthcare" program that we feel is appropriate for the the U.S. citizen.

3. Defense. Enemies of the united states should prepare to die. You think it makes you a martyr? Well, keep on believing that if it makes you feel better. There will be very very few "rules of engagement. The United States will cease to send its bravest young men into battle, with their hands tied behind their back. Pakistan is nuked, my first day in office, gone. Why?
They knew that SOB was living in a compound in their country and did nothing about it. Plus, about 90% of the materials used for IED's is coming from Pakistan. Plus they already have a Nuke, I don't wanna  go conventional and give them a chance to retaliate.

4. Welfare= drug test. Period. You need the money to support your family until I can help you get back to work, fine, no probs. You think your gonna use tax money to buy your drugs? hell no. All kinds of people ( military, firefighters police etc.) who's salaries are paid by tax money have to get drug tested, no one on welfare is exempt.

5. Oil. Mideastern countries either you drop the prices, or we'll jack up the prices for all the food / aid we send. We can pump more oil in the U.S., can you grow more food in the desert?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

6. Prisons. Two new Super Maxes built (Human Warehouses), one in the frozen waste lands of either N. Dakota, or Alaska,  the other in Death Valley. The Guards will get paid extremely well to be there, will spend one year their, and then get the duty assignment of their choice at a Club Fed. The prisoners, on the other hand, will never come out of their cells with out cuffs and shackles, heads bowed, with 2 large canine units following closely behind. The prisoner lifts his head, the dog bites his ass. Oh, and enjoy your rice prisoner. X 3 daily. That sherrif in Arizona will think what I am doing is cruel and unusual.

7. The U.S. borders will be secured by U.S. forces. You wanna come here and make a better life yourself and family? Fine. Do it the right way. If not, you maybe killed.

8. Religious Worship. You have the right to practice any religion you wish, as long as it does not bring harm to others. But this country was founded on Christianity, and it will continue to be based on Christianity. Don't lie it? Well those u.S> forces guarding the borders will not stop you from leaving, only coming in.

9. The Economy. The Panel will be headed by Mr. Donald Trump, and Mr. Bill Gates.

10. The dept of the interior will be responsible to rebuild repair or replace interstates, bridges, etc. And if I find out ( and I WILL find out) that there was $50K spent on planting grass and flowery bushes at some da#@ interstate exchange, or someone spent millions on a bridge to nowhere, i will personally put a boot, in who ever is responsible's, butt.

Now, I will accept questions...

Hey Reuben you get my vote if you do one thing:
We export more than we import. if I missed it sorry. RTR!

My question is: What happened to your point #2?

 ;D hey pmull his proof readers are suppose to catch that. RTR!  #+

NSA edited my post.  :-\

This will happen, by a long shot!!!!

Oh yeah taxes = 10% for everyone. cross the board.

Good enough for Jesus, good enough for me

 #+ you got a plan i can vote for. Best one I've heard.

 :jump: I'm ready for ya! If only we could pray abd get a man exactly like you, and I think we have 3 people, call me crazy, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, and Donald Trump.  8) ;D  RTR!

  When I board Marine One, I will Salute the Marine at the door (even if he is an enlisted) instead of him saluting me. Commander In Chief or not, he deserves it more than I.
 Same goes for the Airmen on Air Force One. It will not just be a salute to the man, but the Armed Service, ( and all of the Armed Services) that he represents.
  I will be there to serve. You should remember that, because I will.


 

And your hat's not already in the ring because..................?

He probably does't have access to the $100 million that it would take to even consider it.

I bet BAMAWV would prolly volunteer to be his campaign manager. He could raise those funds.

 :think:

I'm in rueb. When you start handing out patronage, remember me for head of the Smithsonian or the National Archives.

I can kick it $3.00. How much to do we now?

FYI--Name recognition is really important. You may do better running as DitchDoc.

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 FOR RUEBEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks all!!! Yes I need a campaign manager to help get the ball rolling. Some one who is good at fund raising and keeping track of the monies...

Also list any cabinet level positions you may think that you might ( or might not) be qualified for.

 

Navychief and myself could be on your "discredit the opposition" staff
pick their stance apart limb by limb and expose any lies they may attempt to spew   
kind of like with sportsbyjerks and that kickball freak travis  ...

 :D

We don't have an Oil Minister. :pray:

I like it. Consider yourself knighted...

That will fall under Dept. of Energy.

The distinguished Gentleman form WV is now Sec. of Dept of Energy.  ( Well will be when I get elected).

Nuclear
Gas
Coal
Etc.

Oh, and Navy Chief may be my Sec of Def. Tired of those "Academy Ring Tappers" screwing stuff up. It will be a senior enlisted.

Even better. I know a little about coal so RRR (Roll Rueben Roll)!!!

Hey rueben, I am officially requesting a cabinet position as Sec. of the Interior (I have no idea what it does, but I like the sound of it  ;) )

You know this is the guy who picks out the new curtains for the Lincoln bedroom, right?

Rueben, what's your position on quantitative easing?

WV asked you this yesterday and I don't think you responded.

Yeah, this is a critical issue.  You need to go find that topic and check it out.

FIFY ;)

 :lol:

Posterior, is that the one that makes sure the cushions are just right on the chairs? RTR!

    :lol:

LOL, you like that huh SC? I wonder sometimes if all those guys up there do the same thing. RTR!

So is Rueben running as an independent? Is he at the debate tonight (GOP)?

Question: What is your vision for America?

Rueben: I can see 150,000 seats at BDS. Also the death penalty for the barn. Everyone stops calling Jeeps "girl cars".

Question: What about healthcare:

Rueben: Rub some dirt on it.

Question: What is your stance on quantitative easing?

Ruben: I feel CNS should be able to clone All-Americans and have unlimited schollies.

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