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Title: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on August 09, 2011, 03:32:10 PM
link (http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2011/08/07/20110807cr-penisshot0811.html)

I hate when that happens!

 Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

One operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt, but to avoid looking at the wound.

"I did look at it," Christopher said. "It's pretty bad."

 8)





Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: cbbama99 on August 09, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
Now there's a 911 call you never want to have to make. "Arrgghh, I shot my pee pee off!"


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: bama87 on August 09, 2011, 04:43:23 PM
I bet that was painful. I guess the girlfriend thought, there goes the action  I was going to get.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 09, 2011, 05:32:00 PM
You'll have days like this.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: rueben on August 09, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
 Carrying a pink gun = no penis...


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: bama87 on August 09, 2011, 08:29:41 PM
He was an idiot for carrying it. Why didn't she put it in her undies? Oh wait maybe she wasn't wearing any.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 09, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on August 09, 2011, 10:35:31 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

I think the guy that shot himself is still in the hospital. I know I would be.

 8)


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: #1Crimson on August 10, 2011, 10:53:55 AM
Just glad I have NEVER ever had to answer a call like that! :punk: :problem: and Lord willing I won't


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: ricky023 on August 10, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
I have been in thought, and I come up with one Word: STUPID! RTR!


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 10, 2011, 11:26:10 AM
I have been in thought, and I come up with one Word: STUPID! RTR!
Don't be so hard on yourself. RTR


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: ricky023 on August 10, 2011, 11:28:17 AM
I have been in thought, and I come up with one Word: STUPID! RTR!
Don't be so hard on yourself. RTR

LOL, never am WV. Just can't figure some people. RTR!


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: rueben on August 10, 2011, 08:58:09 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic. 


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 10, 2011, 09:04:11 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic.  
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: rueben on August 10, 2011, 09:10:57 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic.  
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)

Lulz, I'll have to work on that when things slow down a lil'. ( Read my SWAT MEDIC DAY 1 Post.)


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 10, 2011, 09:19:43 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic.  
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)

Lulz, I'll have to work on that when things slow down a lil'. ( Read my SWAT MEDIC DAY 1 Post.)
SWAT training will come in handy when you go to clearing the deadbeats out of the White House.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: SUPERCOACH on August 10, 2011, 09:21:55 PM
Carrying a pink gun = no penis...
You have to be the President of ALL the people,--even the pink gun, no penis crowd.

OH I realize that. I actually like thiese people. As of right now, ( pre-presidency) they are job security for me and my co-workers. Long as people pull stupid stuff like this,  I have a job as a medic. 
You need a button on your "SIG" line that plays Hail to the Chief that we can listen to while we read your posts. JMHO/RTR  (Marine Corp Band)

Lulz, I'll have to work on that when things slow down a lil'. ( Read my SWAT MEDIC DAY 1 Post.)
SWAT training will come in handy when you go to clearing the deadbeats out of the White House.

 :lol:


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: rueben on August 10, 2011, 09:51:46 PM
da#@...that would be awesome!!! :o

 8)


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: JustinEvanns on August 12, 2011, 03:40:21 AM
Using a lethal weapon like guns and pistols could bother us when someone directly point on you. We couldn’t deny the fact that there are still some of us who do not keep in mind all of the safety precautions in handling guns into a proper place. This results in accidentally shooting themselves. You can check out the whole story here if you are not satisfied: Man accidentally shoots own penis with pink pistol (http://www.newsytype.com/9928-man-shoots-own-penis/). And at the last minute we might regret.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 12, 2011, 04:09:30 AM
^ someone else will have to click on that link before I go.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 12, 2011, 04:25:44 AM
^ someone else will have to click on that link before I go.
bump


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: SUPERCOACH on August 12, 2011, 09:09:04 AM
Wise choice WV.  The link looks valid and it goes to another story about this same guy.  The other site looks legit.  It didn't blow up my computer... yet.  :D


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: rueben on August 12, 2011, 10:12:03 AM
 #+
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: SUPERCOACH on August 12, 2011, 10:21:55 AM
#+
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!

I checked it out with a test computer that I could completely wipe out and reset in just a few minutes if it all fell apart.

For the computer geeks out there, I have a whole library of VM's set up that I use for stuff like this.  I have all sorts of different OS/browser combinations, and I can revert the whole thing back to a clean state with just a couple of clicks.  I already had one of those guys fired up, so I just used it to check out the link.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 12, 2011, 10:23:23 AM
#+
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!
Good guy to have around if you need someone to throw himself on a grenade.


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: rueben on August 12, 2011, 10:37:30 AM
#+
 Supa Corch = point man!!!!

I checked it out with a test computer that I could completely wipe out and reset in just a few minutes if it all fell apart.

For the computer geeks out there, I have a whole library of VM's set up that I use for stuff like this.  I have all sorts of different OS/browser combinations, and I can revert the whole thing back to a clean state with just a couple of clicks.  I already had one of those guys fired up, so I just used it to check out the link.

I completely understand the first part!


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: bamalum67 on August 13, 2011, 11:27:47 AM
When I lived in HOuston in the 80's, it was reported thast a guy was lying in bed, heard a noise coming from the hallway, retrieved his weapon from the bedside table, and still lying down, aimed for the door and.........yes, he let off a round and shot the tip of his "man thang" off. Surgical reattachment was not advanced at the time enough for re-attachment. Gives new meaning to the saying. "I'm a little short".


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: #1Crimson on August 13, 2011, 11:46:25 AM
 #+ made me laugh this morning, thanks.  Hope Shorty recovered but that's a lot of paperwork for such a short thing. :-X


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: BAMAWV on August 13, 2011, 09:29:00 PM
When I lived in HOuston in the 80's, it was reported thast a guy was lying in bed, heard a noise coming from the hallway, retrieved his weapon from the bedside table, and still lying down, aimed for the door and.........yes, he let off a round and shot the tip of his "man thang" off. Surgical reattachment was not advanced at the time enough for re-attachment. Gives new meaning to the saying. "I'm a little short".
So it was in the line of fire somewhere between the bed and the door. Impressive!


Title: Re: Man holsters gun in waistband, shoots his penis...OUCH!
Post by: pmull on August 13, 2011, 09:31:58 PM
When I lived in HOuston in the 80's, it was reported thast a guy was lying in bed, heard a noise coming from the hallway, retrieved his weapon from the bedside table, and still lying down, aimed for the door and.........yes, he let off a round and shot the tip of his "man thang" off. Surgical reattachment was not advanced at the time enough for re-attachment. Gives new meaning to the saying. "I'm a little short".
So it was in the line of fire somewhere between the bed and the door. Impressive!

Thats the first time he would have been called shorty.