Crimson Red Sports

The barnyard is trying to raise a billion dollars.  Why?  Because this is Awbren (http://auburn.imodules.com/s/1715/giving/index.aspx?sid=1715&gid=2&pgid=690&content_id=372&appealcode=AD013)

Why in the world do they need that much money?

Rent-A-Center called and said they are going to come get that big TV if they don't make a payment by Friday.

I might send them $10 and tell them to use it for more toilet paper.

I'll donate another $10 to build a statue of the bagman.

You get the idea.  I have about 2 pages of these but I am going to give everybody else a chance.  I will add them back one at a time.

Maybe give a few bucks so Bo can use a tissue instead of his finger.

 :unsure:

I figured it was because they needed bail money... (http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/11/congratulations_auburn_youre_n.html)

The market price for goats has skyrocketed. 

I seent that, knuckle deep!

The goat museum needs renovating.

I'll donate $5 to buy fertilizer for new trees.

They need more money to keep Pat Dye in whiskey so he never discusses why he "resigned" in 1992.

They need more money to continue paying out all the coaches they have fired.

Cecil wants more back pay for mule rent.

Saban said he would stop at 98 if they pay him 1 billion dollars.

They're moving the campus to Hoover so they can learn about winning championships from the high school.

They have to repair the Gus Bus and it will be expensive.

They need 3 coffins.

"My mistake, 4 coffins."

$1695 each!  http://www.skycaskets.com/shop/metal-caskets/stainless/victoria-stainless-steel-casket/?ibp-adgroup=psm-scgoogleShop&gclid=CLnY6PTFlckCFdgLgQody0AA6w

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Onestep_919de2_346851.jpg)

They need to upgrade the bathrooms at Cheezit toilets beside Pat Dye field in Jordan-Hare Stadium.

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/23/29235903_b6dbf97112_b.jpg)

And the ice tubs at the fieldhouse.

(http://www.philoking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/3_urinals.jpg)

And don't forget the showers.

Those last 3 were pure gold!!!!!!!!!!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

They want to be able to afford a real war eagle.

(http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00339/113680190_vulture_339790c.jpg)

They want to buy a dealership with Dodge Chargers.




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They need to buy a new football team, oh and a basketball team, oh yeah, and a baseball team.

(http://bamadog.com/pictures/jokes/au/au_08.jpg)

New cheerleaders.

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_TC7UEkDeCEo/Rx08D5vnIbI/AAAAAAAAAEg/Ww1-CkVA01E/s320/ugly%2520chick.jpg)

Makeup for Malzahn's wife.

They need to by better recording equipment.




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(https://madelinescribes.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/trailer-park-taj-mahal.jpg?w=500&h=339)

They need to upgrade the dorms.

(https://tehcip.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/funny-library-books.jpg)

New books for the lyberry.

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They need to buy some more trophies so they can build a museum.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TFdLP6OSrIw/VkvK5jKvK8I/AAAAAAAAdJM/QCtdmLDK8tA/w346-h255/FB_IMG_1447741711843.jpg)

They're running out of binge-drinking money.

Can't believe no Aub arrests lately.  Maybe it's the Aub PO-leeese that need the money!

(http://hedonistica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/police-officer-vs-redneck-pullin.jpg)

They need money to install a sideways 8 on the visitors side of the scoreboard before the Iron Bowl.

They need to pay ESPN $10 million if they want one of their games to be on TV.

They still owe Joey Galloway a lot of money for the hard work he did on the Jeremy Johnson Heisman campaign.

They need to buy a muzzle for Tammy and it has to be custom made from titanium in order to keep her from chewing through it.

 :lol:

They owe SUPERCOACH a lot of money for writing their new fight song, The Wheels on the Gus Bus.

Can they arrest them for loitering on their own field?  :dunno:

:lol:  Good point.

But I think this pic refers to the DRINKING thread.

1 Billion $$$$

Wow, ole Gussey must have some kinda buyout. Guess he saw what happened to wingnut and chezzit and planned ahead.

 :dunno:

That's funny!! And true.



 :lol:

You got it all wrong.  Ol' Cuz got pulled over while enroute to his honeymoon... They need bail and barn hotel money...

They need some money to bring back "Big Cat Weekend" and those strippers are expensive to fly in from Vegas.

FIFY  :D

They need a new golden horseshoe.

Nobody knows where it is since Ole Miss lost it.

They need new goalposts, torn down when they beat Jacksonville State.

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Bwaaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :lol: :lol: :lol:

As long as there is a keg of PBR and a couple of goats, the barners will be fine.

Don't be mocking Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about high quality Schiltz or Pearl beer?



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Didn't we loan it to Arky when they played Ole Miss?

I think they still have it.   :unsure:

I would have said Zima, but I think that is what they have at Vandy. Schlitz it is.

Looks like OK and Michigan State are carrying around a golden horseshoe of their own.

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned Arky, someone heard me and stole it before the game ended....  Probably Bama got it back in time for the Barn game. 

They need the money to pay for a team of dentists...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv6KtkRCEAA9ZZb.jpg)

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of that image...  :lol2:

We make fun of albern, but I want to hang 100 on them. I will never forget the ending in 2013. I was in school when Bo went wild. I want to inflict so much pain on them. I want that fly sweep to be buried in the turf and I want to make their ass quit.

Ever had Pearl beer, from Texas? You can use it to clean paint brushes or kill cockroaches.




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Pat Dye needs a whole new wardrobe because he lost ALL of his pants.

They need new fire extinguishers.


(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/10/15560813_625f74397b.jpg)

They need to build an electric fence around sorority row to keep all the heifers from getting out.

OH NO!  Not the Student Recreation Center!!!  :-X

That is the Alpha Chi Omega house.

Somebody told me auburn was so low they had to jump up to kiss a snake's by. RTR! 

Don't y'all recognize the president's mansion?

Gus says they need to raise their salary cap if they want to get some better players so they can win next year.

The AD says they need to raise their salary cap if they want to get some better coaches so they can win next year.

The President says they need to raise their salary cap if they want to get a better AD so they can hire better coaches.

The Board of Trustees say they need more money to hire a new President that will fire the AD.

The boosters say they need $100 million so they can hire Les Miles and beat Alabama next year.

I set the rule in la casa de cbbama this week that no one is allowed to speak the name of the school in east Alabama (or west Georgia, depending on your point of view). I said acceptable names are "cow college," "barn," "that other school across the state," or "API" (I purposely left off "goat humpers" for obvious reasons). Little cbbama started laughing and said "I'll call them the cow school!!"

Made his old man's heart melt with pride.  :D :lol2:

Good stuff.  :lol2:

You're bringing him up right, CB!  :worship:

Word from a reliable source is it was the library.
Steve Spurrier also reported three book were save....and none were colored in yet.

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