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Title: Clemson wants three "I gotcha's" Monday night Post by: N.AL-Tider on January 05, 2017, 11:10:38 AM From the tigernet board...
Club champion walks into the 19th hole, where the worst golfer in the entire club is having drinks with his buddies. The old duffer shouts to the champ, "Hey hot shot! You and me for a thousand bucks - right now!" Champs smiles and says, "How many stroke do you need?" "No strokes, but I'll take three I Gotchas." "You're on!" Says the champ. First hole: champ splits the fairway, on in two, and sinks a 12-footer for a birdie. Duffer double bogies and seems as happy as he can be. Same thing on second hole. Champ lines up at the tee box for third drive, reaches back, and in the middle of his backswing feels something grab his, uh, jewels. "What the?!" he exclaims as he shanks his drive to the sound of "I Gotcha!" Four hours later at the 19th, the champ is trying to explain to his friends what happened. "How would you play if you knew two more of those were coming?!" Well, maybe the defense is onto something. Title: Re: Clemson wants three "I gotcha's" Monday night Post by: 2Stater on January 05, 2017, 11:32:22 AM From the tigernet board... Club champion walks into the 19th hole, where the worst golfer in the entire club is having drinks with his buddies. The old duffer shouts to the champ, "Hey hot shot! You and me for a thousand bucks - right now!" Champs smiles and says, "How many stroke do you need?" "No strokes, but I'll take three I Gotchas." "You're on!" Says the champ. First hole: champ splits the fairway, on in two, and sinks a 12-footer for a birdie. Duffer double bogies and seems as happy as he can be. Same thing on second hole. Champ lines up at the tee box for third drive, reaches back, and in the middle of his backswing feels something grab his, uh, jewels. "What the?!" he exclaims as he shanks his drive to the sound of "I Gotcha!" Four hours later at the 19th, the champ is trying to explain to his friends what happened. "How would you play if you knew two more of those were coming?!" Well, maybe the defense is onto something. Tell them to keep that sense of humor after Monday night. It should help comfort them. :lol2: Title: Re: Clemson wants three "I gotcha's" Monday night Post by: ricky023 on January 05, 2017, 12:58:41 PM One "I Gotcha" will be all they will remember probably. RTR!
Title: Re: Clemson wants three "I gotcha's" Monday night Post by: McBaman on January 05, 2017, 08:23:04 PM Gotta believe the refs will be onto this. Certainly the TV crew will be and the replay refs will see the footage and say something to the field crew.
Title: Re: Clemson wants three "I gotcha's" Monday night Post by: N.AL-Tider on January 06, 2017, 08:14:36 AM Gotta believe the refs will be onto this. Certainly the TV crew will be and the replay refs will see the footage and say something to the field crew. I doubt the replay refs will be watching for that and even if they did see it happen I doubt they would say anything to the head ref on the field... If it does happen though, I hope it doesn't happen to Cam or Jonathan Allen...We need both of them in the game and I'm pretty sure that homicide would be reason enough to get them both ejected for the remainder of the game... Title: Re: Clemson wants three "I gotcha's" Monday night Post by: 2Stater on January 06, 2017, 08:19:58 AM Gotta believe the refs will be onto this. Certainly the TV crew will be and the replay refs will see the footage and say something to the field crew. I doubt the replay refs will be watching for that and even if they did see it happen I doubt they would say anything to the head ref on the field... If it does happen though, I hope it doesn't happen to Cam or Jonathan Allen...We need both of them in the game and I'm pretty sure that homicide would be reason enough to get them both ejected for the remainder of the game... Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!! True dat!!! |