Crimson Red Sports

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Dang...Donta hit me so hard that I woke up nekkid......

No caption, but a comment. 

Do we really have to play these inbred knuckleheads every year?

That is pitiful. He needs prayer to get some clothes from the Salvation Army. RTR!

"This Little Piggy Went Wee-Wee-Wee"

Is that bacon in your shorts, or are you just glad the Arky defense stopped someone?

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I refuse to wear that hideous new uniform, but I like the new helmets.

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Here, Ned Beatty. Here Ned Beatty.

I opened the do, and it said BLOOM!!! and all my clothes were blown away.

Wild Hog returns from his vacation on the French Riviera.

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Where are those dang Skittles. I know I put 'em in here somewhere.

I quote the great Carl Childers:

"They turned me loose from the nervous hospital. 'Said I was well, mm hmm."

Again, quoting the great Carl Childers:

"There were these two fellers standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One feller said, "The water's cold" and the other feller said, "The water's deep". I believe one feller come from Arkansas. Get it?"

My mommy didn't pay enough attention to me while growing up.

Classic! I still pull that movie out from time to time and watch it. John Ritter was "Funny queer, not funny ha ha".  :clap:

President Clinton??!!

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I will be surprised if anybody will be able to top those 2.

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An underground invisible fence company tries new collar on wild hogs, but they still get on to the field.  Roger Fastbuck, attorney for the company, asserts that the problem is not the voltage of the collar, it will flat turn them into a slab of bacon if they trigger it.  The problem is another hog will try to eat the collar, which causes it to break and fall off.  We are trying to scent the collar with something that will repel the other hogs, but so far we have not found an odor that hogs don't like.

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See? The STD is on my head, not here!

:)

Pig in a blanket... please... somebody put that pig in a blanket!

Cash strapped University of Arkansas is forced to cut corners on their mascot costume.

Come back Michael Dyer!  I can pay to play!!!

 :behave: :kickme: RTR!

Flat broke and busted, Dakota Mosely escapes from prison and returns to his native Arkansas.

"Now you know why I left Arkansas for Little Sis"
    -Houston Nutt

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       Homecoming Queen 2004




Sometimes the obvious is overlooked. RTR

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CBP installs a new "decoy" into his offense to distract the defenders.

CLASSIC!
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Winner!!!!

FIFY, SC.  :D

After seeing the millions made by Nike and Under Armor, Fruit of the Loom decides to get in on the new uniform design fad.

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At least he's not wearing white after Labor Day

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That is better.

They call it the Wild Hog formation.  That guy is the Brokeback.

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Breaking news, a razorback just crapped a hillbilly.

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Homeboy's outfit is krunk!

You're on a roll, SC. Too bad I can't e-cred ya more than once an hour.

"On this episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, the horrified wild hog peers into the distance desperately trying to locate the stalking Alabama linebacker"

so then the Hawg says to the bartender, "Well, it started out as a wart on my butt, and this is what it grew into!!!"

"I've got exact change here somewhere"

"Has anyone seen Clark Griswold? He told me he would meet me inside."
                                                                     

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"Dang Speedo.  Anybody got a knife?"

along this same line.

"Anyone seen my keys?"

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"Yiiiiiiioow, dropped my scorpion."

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Stupid bet. Last time I bet against Bama.

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I'm so happy that Nutt isn't our coach right now that I am going to strip down and streak across the field in my underwear!

Coach Hank Crisp really needs to change the oil in his hog and clean it up some.

We knocked the pig to the ground, got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

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"Ow, ow, ow...zipper stuck...ow, ow."

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"Sure hope no one SQUEALS on me!"

I can't tell if you are poking fun of my obesity problem or my habit of matching gameday food with the opponent in question. Either way    #-

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Not sure if the banjo reference was intended for Arkansas (actually the film was made Georgia about Georgia inbreds) or me and my home state. A lot of that going on these days.

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Not about you, WV. I guess it was a stretch, but I was trying to connect the squeal comment and the Hogs to Ned Beatty's dilemma. Yeah, I know the film was made in Georgia about GA. I guess my bad attempt at a joke. Never intended to offend.

Some may call Ned's situation a dilemma,--others call it rape. LOL