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Title: It's Meltdown time
Post by: 2Stater on September 27, 2011, 12:06:15 PM
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/9/27/2448476/its-meltdown-time

I'm stealing SeniorTSM's thunder here, but couldn't wait. Remember, language warning!

One of my favs.
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Bammer had it right when recruiting Wingo as a DB. He looks like a stud tailback, but he runs with the power of cheap vibrator and the vision of a tree.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: 2Stater on September 27, 2011, 12:12:34 PM
ARKANSAS

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Bama treated Wilson like Texas treats retarded prisoners

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Tackling Trent Richardson is about like trying to tackle a golf cart

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Obama does better in Alabama than we do

 :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on September 27, 2011, 12:14:58 PM
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/9/27/2448476/its-meltdown-time

I'm stealing SeniorTSM's thunder here, but couldn't wait. Remember, language warning!

One of my favs.
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Bammer had it right when recruiting Wingo as a DB. He looks like a stud tailback, but he runs with the power of cheap vibrator and the vision of a tree.

Did anyone see the t-shirts that an Arkansas fan had for sale showing tornado running thru BDS? Poor taste to say the least. I tried to find a picture online and haven't found one. PF said the Bama team may have seen picture.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: 2Stater on September 27, 2011, 12:21:16 PM
OLE MISS

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We're already unconscious and now they're cutting off our finger to get the wedding band

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Easy solution to conference expansion: Add Aggie to the West and we'll go play with Memphis in CUSA

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Life would be easier if I just took a rubber mallet to my sack every Saturday and never turned on the TV



FSU

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my whole dorm now things I have Tourettes

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Where are all of you f@@kers who were praying we'd go to the SEC? We'd be the 8th team in the conference at best. We get b**ch-slapped by Clemson and you rubes want to take on the sh*t that Bama and LSU have to offer? Put down the crack pipe, Jermaine.

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The only way we're getting to New Orleans is if we go to Mardi Gras like everyone else


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: 2Stater on September 27, 2011, 12:24:10 PM
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/9/27/2448476/its-meltdown-time

I'm stealing SeniorTSM's thunder here, but couldn't wait. Remember, language warning!

One of my favs.
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Bammer had it right when recruiting Wingo as a DB. He looks like a stud tailback, but he runs with the power of cheap vibrator and the vision of a tree.

Did anyone see the t-shirts that an Arkansas fan had for sale showing tornado running thru BDS? Poor taste to say the least. I tried to find a picture online and haven't found one. PF said the Bama team may have seen picture of shirts.

How about this post, Corch?
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Heard all that sh*t about the damage and destruction in Tuscaloosa. Never realized they were talking about the da#@ playing field in Bryant Denny.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: SeniorTSM on September 27, 2011, 12:55:22 PM
Dang I got busy today.

Thanks for posting. :D


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: ssmith general on September 27, 2011, 01:02:07 PM
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Next time we play Bama we might as well do a special helmet with the elephant humping the Hog. Maybe it get us some recruits so we could compete


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: Catch Prothro on September 27, 2011, 01:16:08 PM
Be prepared for 4 weeks in a row of the Barn.   :lol:

In the meantime, USC:

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There's not enough fake tits in all of Orange County to cheer me up after this one.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: 2Stater on September 27, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
Dang I got busy today.

Thanks for posting. :D

Thanks for being a good sport. I couldn't wait. These may be the funniest ones yet.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: cbbama99 on September 27, 2011, 04:12:08 PM
My personal favorite:

Ole Miss

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    Hypothetical: If we played South Panola next weekend, how much would they be favored by?

    You're assuming South Panola would even play us. We'd kill their strength of schedule


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: cbbama99 on September 27, 2011, 04:15:59 PM
Two more courtesy of USCw:

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    With Kiffin why did the NCAA even need to punish us?


    Apparently our team was informed at the the latest NCAA compliance meeting that tackling is a major violation.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown time
Post by: XBAMA on September 28, 2011, 05:03:18 PM


Did anyone see the t-shirts that an Arkansas fan had for sale showing tornado running thru BDS? Poor taste to say the least. I tried to find a picture online and haven't found one. PF said the Bama team may have seen picture.
http://alabama.onlysec.com/post/10485152931/lets-review-why-this-was-a-terrible-thing-to-do
(http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/9/27018014985.png) (http://www.UploadScreenshot.com/image/476750/9308205)


of course the arkies are saying a BAMA fan made it ...