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I'm beyond sick of these cliches....."that's why he's a defensive back and not a receiver".........after a dropped interception.

Or, how about "dial up", as in "let's see what the ole ball coach dials up here"

Okay, I feel better now.

"Tackle was made by Orlando McClain".

"They do best when they get 7,8,9 yards on 1st and 2nd down. They need to stay out of 3rd and long."   No Chit.

then ya' got this lil' jewel ... note the title !


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpuus3_c6S4

Whan an announcer and/or a coach calls a player a "hybrid", he may be multi-talented but he's not a freakin' Prius!

"I bet he'd like to have that one back"

I love TR, but do they have to go on, and on, and on, about how wide his freakin' "base" is?  Geesh, we got it after the first 100 times they pointed it out!

The team with the most rushing yards usually wins.

......and while I'm on my soap box, was there one game last year that they didn't have to talk about Mark Ingram's dad being in prison?

I'm less than a half century old, and I've seen probably a dozen "games of the century".

They had this really awkward fascination/obsession with the size of Tebow's thighs. That was annoying and uncomfortable :-\

"Give 110%"

"The other team wanted it more."

"Neither team deserves to lose."

Here's one I wish they would say:  "Neither team deserves to win."  I've seen games were it was true.

 "There's a buck twenty-seven left on the game clock."   

"BCS busters." 

"WOW"

Tim Brando's "The fly in the ointment."

The yellow line is  is not 100 percent accurate.

“In Space”

"Under the bus" seems to be getting a work out, in football and in life.

My favorite has got to be, "Did you see that?" While listening to the radio.

 :think: "Touchdown Aubarn." ??? :dunno:

I hadn't heard that one much this year.

Yea, but it's still annoying anytime I hear it.

The media talk about how great somebody is to get in their head. I trust in CNS to keep the media at low key this week. RTR!

It's not what, but HOW they do it. It should be a lethargic, "touchdown, barn"[Huge Eye Roll]

The barn and the game chickens game comes to mind.

"This game will come down to who wants it more."

Also, if I hear one more story about how Tyrann Mathieu got the nickname "Honey Badger" I might throw something at the T.V.

Oh, and pretty much anything said by Verne Lundquist.

During the LSU/TN game, Verne and Gary invited Peyton Manning up into the booth.  The lovefest was almost unwatchable.  LSU scored a touchdown and nobody even said anything...the screen flashed "touchdown" while they kept drooling and fawning over Peyton and saying he was welcome in their booth anytime.  Peyton's reaction was basically "thanks...but I hope I don't get stuck in broadcasting anytime soon...I am the one with the dream job here."  I think Verne and Gar-Bear needed a cigarette afterwards.

Watching the MLB WS last night, is every team required to have a sign that says "We believe" somewhere in the stands?

Hardly ever see a, "We Don't Have a Chance".

I don't know what that would do for fan morale, but at least its truthful.

NOLA hit rock bottom with the paperbag 'Aints.

Yep, PAYING MONEY to go to a game and then sitting there with a bag over your head. Pure genius.