Crimson Red Sports

Around Campus => The Quad => Topic started by: pmull on October 25, 2011, 11:55:42 AM



Title: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: pmull on October 25, 2011, 11:55:42 AM
It's Meltdown Time...

Language Warning

Featured teams of the week: Auburn, Oklahoma, Tennessee & Wisconsin

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2011/10/25/2507389/its-meltdown-time


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: ricky023 on October 25, 2011, 12:11:07 PM
Thanks I don't ever get to read these but I guess you guys and gals can cover for me. RTR!


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 12:51:58 PM
Thanks I don't ever get to read these but I guess you guys and gals can cover for me. RTR!

Ricky, we will pull out the "clean" ones and post some of the good ones here for you.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 12:54:41 PM
From an Auburn fan:

Quote
Please take a knee on the next 3 plays. Punt the ball and let them score. Repeat until it is time to get on the bus.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 12:55:35 PM
More from Auburn:

Quote
We are getting absolutely destroyed out there. We do not even look like we belong on the same field as LSU. It is like peewee vs NFL.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 12:57:02 PM
More Auburn:

Quote
Gee, think a message was given to these refs that Ua vs. LSU better be a game of unbeatens???
The refs have kept LSU in this.  Unbelievable!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 12:59:40 PM
Now for the obligatory Red Elephant Club conspiracy posts.  Good job Jamos and friends.  :clap:

Quote
REC needs LSU undefeated in Bammerham. We don't have a prayer with these refs

Quote
Bammer is going to be even worse because you know the REC has already paid off the refs


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
One more from Auburn:

Quote
Gus is the guy on Titanic who refused to board the life boat


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:02:42 PM
From Choklahoma:

Quote
We are are definitely going to be on Meltdown Time because I for one am about to off myself.

:lol:

Most of theirs are unfit for this place, but some of them are hilarious.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:05:09 PM
From Tennessee:

Quote
Used to be "3rd and Chavis", and now its "2nd Half Dooley".


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:05:43 PM
UT:

Quote
We've been rebuilding longer than Afghanistan


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:06:49 PM
This UT fan knew what was coming and had a good strategy:

Quote
Why not just refuse to come out for the second half?


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:07:33 PM
Quote
Free suits cannot make this much of a difference

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:09:08 PM
Wisconsin:

Quote
Are these SEC refs trying to keep the Big 10 out of the national championship game?


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 01:13:02 PM
Wisconsin:

Quote
Are these SEC refs trying to keep the Big 10 out of the national championship game?

Well, that is pretty much it for the "clean" good ones from Wisconsin.  There are some others that are hilarious though.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: 2Stater on October 25, 2011, 01:31:14 PM
UT:

Quote
We've been rebuilding longer than Afghanistan

This one takes top prize IMO.  :lol:


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: cbbama99 on October 25, 2011, 01:33:35 PM
Wisconsin:

Quote
Are these SEC refs trying to keep the Big 10 out of the national championship game?

Well, that is pretty much it for the "clean" good ones from Wisconsin.  There are some others that are hilarious though.

I'll give the Wisconsin poster this: I have never seen so many creative uses for four letter words.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: Catch Prothro on October 25, 2011, 01:39:59 PM
Thanks I don't ever get to read these but I guess you guys and gals can cover for me. RTR!

Ricky, we will pull out the "clean" ones and post some of the good ones here for you.
Thanks.  I don't see the need to quote the profanity using symbols in place of some of the letters.  Just put a "[bleep]" in place -- if funny it should hold up without the profanity.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: Catch Prothro on October 25, 2011, 01:42:54 PM
From Oklahoma:
Quote
I'd kill for a kicker who could hit one within the twenty. The Twenty! I'm not asking for Sebastian freakin' Janikowski here!
It's true, Oklahoma missed two field goals in the game.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: Catch Prothro on October 25, 2011, 01:45:29 PM
From Tennessee:
Quote
I'm ready for women's basketball.

 Fourth best team in the state of Tennessee? I bet even Memphis wants some of this

We even lost to Bama 31-8 when I simmed it on my PS3


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: BAMAWV on October 25, 2011, 01:50:28 PM
The VERY last one will keep me laughing until Nov. 5.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: crtuneman on October 25, 2011, 02:24:10 PM
barners are the whiniest fan base in all of college sports. They actually believe their beat down was because the refs were playing for LSU. It had nothing to do with the fact that the barn was starting a rookie QB, had an inexperienced O line, and were playing one of the 2 best teams in college football. All of that is irrelevant because the refs were playing for LSU. Good grief. No wonder no one in the SEC likes Auburn.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: 2Stater on October 25, 2011, 02:32:29 PM
barners are the whiniest fan base in all of college sports. They actually believe their beat down was because the refs were playing for LSU. It had nothing to do with the fact that the barn was starting a rookie QB, had an inexperienced O line, and were playing one of the 2 best teams in college football. All of that is irrelevant because the refs were playing for LSU. Good grief. No wonder no one in the SEC likes Auburn.

I guess that is inherent in college teams whose colors are orange & blue. Florida fans are a bunch of whiners also.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: pmull on October 25, 2011, 02:44:03 PM
barners are the whiniest fan base in all of college sports. They actually believe their beat down was because the refs were playing for LSU. It had nothing to do with the fact that the barn was starting a rookie QB, had an inexperienced O line, and were playing one of the 2 best teams in college football. All of that is irrelevant because the refs were playing for LSU. Good grief. No wonder no one in the SEC likes Auburn.

The refs were paid off by Jamos and the REC.  :)


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 02:45:26 PM
Thanks I don't ever get to read these but I guess you guys and gals can cover for me. RTR!

Ricky, we will pull out the "clean" ones and post some of the good ones here for you.
Thanks.  I don't see the need to quote the profanity using symbols in place of some of the letters.  Just put a "[bleep]" in place -- if funny it should hold up without the profanity.

Good idea.  I like the [bleep] instead of all the crazy symbols.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: double nickel on October 25, 2011, 02:46:11 PM
Now for the obligatory Red Elephant Club conspiracy posts.  Good job Jamos and friends.  :clap:

Quote
REC needs LSU undefeated in Bammerham. We don't have a prayer with these refs

Quote
Bammer is going to be even worse because you know the REC has already paid off the refs

Wow, I didn't know the officials scored touchdowns.  They get beat down like that and whine about officials, wow.


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: double nickel on October 25, 2011, 02:53:01 PM
My favorite reply,

"As in the group of Alabama supporters that have untold power over the SEC, the refs, most car dealerships, the government of all union states and federal, poison control, power over nature, rainbows, and people of small and large stature, among other things"


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: ricky023 on October 25, 2011, 04:43:13 PM
Lordy, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. These were good and clean great job SC. I like the just before this about how much power we have from double nickel(55). I would hate to hear them after we win or we lose. The boards are going to be wild, mild or unsanctified, lol. RTR!


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: XBAMA on October 25, 2011, 04:48:35 PM
My favorite reply,

"As in the group of Alabama supporters that have untold power over the SEC, the refs, most car dealerships, the government of all union states and federal, poison control, power over nature, rainbows, and people of small and large stature, among other things"


and as the booger eaters say, the NCAA , ESPN , FOX sports  , NBC , ABC and outer space beings ....


and they have started calling TR ... Rent-A-Trent  


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: 2Stater on October 25, 2011, 08:57:10 PM
My favorite reply,

"As in the group of Alabama supporters that have untold power over the SEC, the refs, most car dealerships, the government of all union states and federal, poison control, power over nature, rainbows, and people of small and large stature, among other things"


and as the booger eaters say, the NCAA , ESPN , FOX sports  , NBC , ABC and outer space beings ....


and they have started calling TR ... Rent-A-Trent  

And after Clint Moseley crashes & burns against Nutt's upstarts, they'll be singing "Welcome back Trotter".


Title: Re: It's Meltdown Time...
Post by: SUPERCOACH on October 25, 2011, 09:14:18 PM
My favorite reply,

"As in the group of Alabama supporters that have untold power over the SEC, the refs, most car dealerships, the government of all union states and federal, poison control, power over nature, rainbows, and people of small and large stature, among other things"


and as the booger eaters say, the NCAA , ESPN , FOX sports  , NBC , ABC and outer space beings ....


and they have started calling TR ... Rent-A-Trent   

And after Clint Moseley crashes & burns against Nutt's upstarts, they'll be singing "Welcome back Trotter".

:lol: