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Title: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 11:56:48 AM
http://www.ocm.auburn.edu/news/oaks_feedback.html

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As a member of the Auburn Family, your input is important to us as we try to ensure that the beloved tradition of rolling Toomer's Corner is preserved. We do not yet know what will happen with the trees themselves; the input we request is for long-term consideration. Below are options being considered by the Committee to Determine the Future of Rolling Toomer's Corner*.

Option 1: Replant small oak trees in the same location as the current trees, which eventually will grow large enough for future generations to roll (see below for more information about timing).

Option 2:  Replant one or two very large oak trees, which could be rolled within a few years of the roots taking hold (see below for more information about timing and requirements).

Option 3:  Move the rolling tradition to the intersection of Toomer's Corner (it's original location) by building a professionally-designed, permanent structure conducive to rolling, which would become part of the village atmosphere downtown (see below for requirements).

Option 4: Design an artificial tree or sculpture to replace the current oaks as a permanent option.

Option 5: Combine any of the above options (see below).

Additional suggestions welcomed.

submit your ideas to rolling@auburn.edu.



6. plant a ham sammich!


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on December 05, 2011, 12:02:55 PM
Additional suggestion - Start a more respectable tradition.


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 12:04:07 PM
(http://www.homeconceptdecoration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Colorful-Artificial-Christmas-Trees-Design-by-Treetopia-588x401.jpg)


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
Plant them early!!

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Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Chechem on December 05, 2011, 12:11:49 PM

Suggestions:

1.  "Get a life."
2.  "Study; it's college."
3.  "Transfer to a real college with trees and challenging curricula."
4.  "Buy an axe."


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: MLB10 on December 05, 2011, 12:17:52 PM
donate toilet paper to starving kids in Africa?

quit using something that wipes poop as a tradition for your university?

OH...I KNOW!!!  Shred the toomer trees into a pulp.  Turn pulp into toilet paper.  It's the dang circle of LIFE!


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 12:40:40 PM
donate toilet paper to starving kids in Africa?

quit using something that wipes poop as a tradition for your university?

OH...I KNOW!!!  Shred the toomer trees into a pulp.  Turn pulp into toilet paper.  It's the dang circle of LIFE!

Unintentional oxymoron?  :lol:


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 12:46:35 PM
"I gonna drop right it here"!

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4480/1063579-lumberjack_large.jpg)


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Chechem on December 05, 2011, 12:49:17 PM
"I gonna drop right it here"!

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4480/1063579-lumberjack_large.jpg)

Dyslexic logger?


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 12:51:32 PM
"I gonna drop right it here"!

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4480/1063579-lumberjack_large.jpg)

Dyslexic logger?

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LOL! It's been a crazy weekend!


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 01:06:09 PM
Here's a suggestion:

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Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: BAMAWV on December 05, 2011, 01:25:08 PM
Toilet Tree Memorial

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWV3KpYHtfBHz3OUdX8fTUaVzy5nDf7s_qrPCsUovNV2xKAtvKfQ)


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: KoKoPuf on December 05, 2011, 01:31:38 PM
I'll contribute my used paper.


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: cbbama99 on December 05, 2011, 02:29:51 PM
7. Instead of rolling trees, take that TP or the cash equivalent and donate to the Toilet Paper Museum. What a great way to dumbdown educate future barners.


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: MLB10 on December 05, 2011, 02:53:25 PM
donate toilet paper to starving kids in Africa?

quit using something that wipes poop as a tradition for your university?

OH...I KNOW!!!  Shred the toomer trees into a pulp.  Turn pulp into toilet paper.  It's the dang circle of LIFE!

Unintentional oxymoron?  :lol:

(http://www.myubam.com/Cat99_images/291457.jpg)


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 07:06:58 PM
donate toilet paper to starving kids in Africa?

quit using something that wipes poop as a tradition for your university?

OH...I KNOW!!!  Shred the toomer trees into a pulp.  Turn pulp into toilet paper.  It's the dang circle of LIFE!

Unintentional oxymoron?  :lol:

(http://www.myubam.com/Cat99_images/291457.jpg)

Lol! Not if you're not eating.


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: BAMAWV on December 05, 2011, 07:16:59 PM
I don't get it. FEED toilet paper to CHILDREN?????? ??? Hungry children???  ???



Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: double nickel on December 05, 2011, 07:24:11 PM
Firewood


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: MLB10 on December 05, 2011, 07:25:30 PM
Y'all errybody poops.   Don't make me go 10th grade biology about all the liver and intestinal cells that are shed in your poop, but I'm pretty sure y'all are familiar with dysentery and dirty water sources.  Gah...y'all never catch a Sally Struthers commercial???    


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 07:29:59 PM
Y'all errybody poops.   Don't make me go 10th grade biology about all the liver and intestinal cells that are shed in your poop, but I'm pretty sure y'all are familiar with dysentery and dirty water sources.  Gah...y'all never catch a Sally Struthers commercial???    

When I'm dieting & exorcising, I can go days without pooping. Just sayin'......  :lol:


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Yellow Pup on December 05, 2011, 07:35:20 PM
Really !   ???


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: MLB10 on December 05, 2011, 07:47:01 PM
Y'all errybody poops.   Don't make me go 10th grade biology about all the liver and intestinal cells that are shed in your poop, but I'm pretty sure y'all are familiar with dysentery and dirty water sources.  Gah...y'all never catch a Sally Struthers commercial???    

When I'm dieting & exorcising, I can go days without pooping. Just sayin'......  :lol:

That's funny...because sometimes it seems like the only time I ever lose weight is BY pooping  ;D


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 07:49:27 PM
Y'all errybody poops.   Don't make me go 10th grade biology about all the liver and intestinal cells that are shed in your poop, but I'm pretty sure y'all are familiar with dysentery and dirty water sources.  Gah...y'all never catch a Sally Struthers commercial???    

When I'm dieting & exorcising, I can go days without pooping. Just sayin'......  :lol:

That's funny...because sometimes it seems like the only time I ever lose weight is BY pooping  ;D

I think we've hit an all-time low with this pooping thread. (or lack thereof)  :-[


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Chechem on December 05, 2011, 08:03:43 PM

Nasty.  Time to wipe this thread clean.


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 08:05:26 PM
Y'all errybody poops.   Don't make me go 10th grade biology about all the liver and intestinal cells that are shed in your poop, but I'm pretty sure y'all are familiar with dysentery and dirty water sources.  Gah...y'all never catch a Sally Struthers commercial???    

When I'm dieting & exorcising, I can go days without pooping. Just sayin'......  :lol:

That's funny...because sometimes it seems like the only time I ever lose weight is BY pooping  ;D

I think we've hit an all-time low with this pooping thread. (or lack thereof)  :-[

Yeah!!!

Next 35 days without a ballgame gonna get pretty tough to handle!

Nothing like passing out "BRAVOS" on the poop thread!


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Chechem on December 05, 2011, 08:15:32 PM
(http://www.tpcc.org/mediafiles/series-zip-it.jpg)

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 08:21:50 PM
Done!


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: MLB10 on December 05, 2011, 08:40:45 PM
i can't help it...auburn and this topic go hand in hand :)


Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: 2Stater on December 05, 2011, 08:42:37 PM
i can't help it...auburn and this topic go hand in hand :)

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Title: Re: Your Input is Needed Regarding the Rolling Toomer's Corner Tradition
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 05, 2011, 08:44:59 PM
Yes sir!!