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Title: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 18, 2011, 09:51:42 PM
Kim Jong IL, Dear Leader of North Korea has died. He is burning in Hades with Saddam, Uday, & Qusay Hussein.


A state television presenter made the announcement Monday, saying that the leader died Saturday on a train trip, Reuters reported. The announcer said he had died of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

 :eyeroll:

(http://thedearleader.com/images/kim-jong-il.jpg)


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: 2Stater on December 18, 2011, 09:53:42 PM
WOOOOOT!!!

 :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 18, 2011, 09:56:05 PM
This is sports related since Kim Jong IL was a noted sportsman. Several years ago he took up golf. According to the official communist government new agency, he had like 11 holes-in-one in his first game of golf. True story.



 :o


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: 2Stater on December 18, 2011, 10:01:54 PM
This is sports related since Kim Jong IL was a noted sportsman. Several years ago he took up golf. According to the official communist government new agency, he had like 11 holes-in-one in his first game of golf. True story.



 :o

 :lol:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Yellow Pup on December 18, 2011, 10:03:14 PM
WHAT NEXT
 :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Bandit on December 18, 2011, 10:06:34 PM
Man, bad day to be a communist. First they lose Yeldon then Kim Jong dies. Glad I'm on the good guys side  8)


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 18, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Stories about this man's fantastic golfing abilities.



According to North Korea’s crack research department, the diminutive dictator shot a 34 his first time golfing. And no, not at mini-golf, at a championship, par-72 course. He drilled home 11 holes-in-one in his miraculous 34-under round and reportedly still shoots in the low 50s, though at 60-plus years of age, his holes in ones are down to four or five a round.


http://www.worldgolf.com/blogs/william.wolfrum/2005/10/04/a_golfing_debut_with_11_aces_makes_kim_j





Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 18, 2011, 10:09:52 PM
Man, bad day to be a communist. First they lose Yeldon then Kim Jong dies. Glad I'm on the good guys side  8)


LOL!!! Losing Yeldon may have given him a heart attack!   :o


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 18, 2011, 10:12:24 PM
WHAT NEXT
 :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think:


About a year ago, Dear Leader promoted his 28 year old son to be in charge of the Army, which usually means he's the heir apparent over his brothers. Nice thought, a 28 year old with nuclear weapons.

 :(



 :tinfoil:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 18, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
The probable new leader of North Korea.


(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/18374/Kim-Jong-R_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg)



He will earn extra money by making Pillsbury doughboy commercials.




Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 19, 2011, 12:32:01 AM
Kim Jong IL, Dear Leader of North Korea has died. He is burning in Hades with Saddam, Uday, & Qusay Hussein.


A state television presenter made the announcement Monday, saying that the leader died Saturday on a train trip, Reuters reported. The announcer said he had died of physical and mental over-work on his way to give "field guidance."

 :eyeroll:

(http://thedearleader.com/images/kim-jong-il.jpg)

(http://www.bunkreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-il.jpg)

True piece of crap. Straved his own people by using money to buy military weapons instead of food to feed people. At night the country of North Korea was dark because of no electrical power grid. Next door neighbors China had bright lights, looking back across the river into North Korea, pitch black darkness and nothing but long cold winter nights.

North Korea is world's biggest importer of Cognac! All governemnt workers and military drink Cognac while rest of NORTH kOREAN countrymen straved to death.

 :(


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: BAMAWV on December 19, 2011, 04:44:56 AM
He'll be sorely missed. lol


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Chechem on December 19, 2011, 05:05:05 AM
I never even learned to spell his name.   :-[ :-[    :tinfoil:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Chechem on December 19, 2011, 06:15:01 AM
(http://www.redtractor-usa.com/Photos/koreanblue.jpg)

Little-known fact: KJI was a big Elvis Presley fan.  True.

http://www.redtractor-usa.com/North_Korean_President.htm

I heard a presentation by Colin Powell a couple of years ago.  He said they took Elvis music to the negotiations as gifts; led to some breakthroughs. 

(http://www2.timesdispatch.com/mgmedia/image/0/354/166188/elvis-kiss-1956/)


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: rueben on December 19, 2011, 06:36:39 AM
Let the "Saban to North Korea" rumors begin!!!


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Old Tider on December 19, 2011, 06:41:14 AM
But they do put on a good halftime show.


(http://blogs.voanews.com/photos/files/2011/08/ap_north_korea_dance_24Aug11-878x568.jpg)


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: 2Stater on December 19, 2011, 07:44:24 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfqxwkoA31qzqua1o1_500.png)


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 19, 2011, 08:14:19 AM
Let the "Saban to North Korea" rumors begin!!!


FUNNY!!!  Don't give them any ideas!    :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: BAMAWV on December 19, 2011, 08:30:56 AM
But they do put on a good halftime show.


(http://blogs.voanews.com/photos/files/2011/08/ap_north_korea_dance_24Aug11-878x568.jpg)
Ditto. Just because they have a kook for a President, no need to throw the baby out with the bath water!


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: cbbama99 on December 19, 2011, 09:56:53 AM
Wow. Uncles Mommar,  Kim, and Osama all in the same year!

 :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on December 19, 2011, 09:59:16 AM
Everytime I saw him I thought of one of these:

(http://www.oldtimecandy.com/assets/images/singles/moon_pies_banana.jpg)


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Marshal Dillon on December 19, 2011, 10:51:49 AM
Wow. Uncles Mommar,  Kim, and Osama all in the same year!

 :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:



Almost unbelievable that two long time dictators and supporters of terrorism go the same year as the biggest terrorist. In my best wishes, I would never have expected this.


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Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Old Tider on December 19, 2011, 12:51:38 PM
But they do put on a good halftime show.


(http://blogs.voanews.com/photos/files/2011/08/ap_north_korea_dance_24Aug11-878x568.jpg)
Ditto. Just because they have a kook for a President, no need to throw the baby out with the bath water!


I believe their band is called "the Pride of the Northland."


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Coach Hank Crisp on December 19, 2011, 01:06:36 PM
Wow. Uncles Mommar,  Kim, and Osama all in the same year!

 :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

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Batting for the cycle!!! Who's next? Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The traffic engineer who became president and is now trying to demolish the world!! Sounds like an Austin Powers movie. Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, Out to Save the World from Disturbed Traffic Engineer! Rated:R


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: ricky023 on December 19, 2011, 01:16:48 PM
When you think about his son, think of our younger class of people now. If he is so independent as some he might just start a nuclear war with Iran doing the first move. This is a very wait and see thing that could get hairy. JMHO! RTR!


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: ssmith general on December 22, 2011, 06:01:21 AM
So dissappointed I am the first to post this on page two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrJdhIqeJGM


Title: Re: Dictator Dies
Post by: Chechem on December 22, 2011, 06:06:03 AM
So dissappointed I am the first to post this on page two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrJdhIqeJGM

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