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Title: The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time Post by: 2Stater on April 22, 2012, 02:30:08 PM http://bleacherreport.com/articles/607485-the-50-funniest-sports-quotes-of-all-time/page/9
From Spider Lockhart: Quote "The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract." From Lincoln Kennedy on voting: Quote "I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot." Rocky Graziano: Quote "I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it." Weldon Drew: Quote "We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors." Muhammad Ali: Quote "I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won." Tommy Lasorda: Quote Lasorda and Mexican-born Fernando Valenzuela entered into tense contract negotiations in 1981. When someone asked the Dodgers' head honcho what the pitcher might demand, Lasorda said: "He wants Texas back." Steve Spurrier: Quote The Ol' Ball Coach always had quite the wit, so when a fire broke out at Auburn's football dorm and scorched 20 books, Spurrier decided to bring it "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." Charles Barkley: Quote In court after throwing a man through a barroom window, Chuck and the judge had the following exchange: Judge: “Your sanctions are community service and a fine, do you have any regrets?” Charles: “Yeah, I regret we weren’t on a higher floor.” Great stuff! Title: Re: The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time Post by: Old Tider on April 22, 2012, 03:50:02 PM Really enjoyed this, 2. Thanks for the link.
Title: Re: The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time Post by: Hannibal Lecter, MD on April 23, 2012, 09:43:33 AM Good stuff! I just want to know how Mike came up with "impetuous style" and "impregnable defense" along with all the other nonsense.
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