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Agiye Hall is reportedly not dressed.  Javon Baker is.

The reason for the ouster coming after a win was two-fold — things were falling apart behind the scenes, and LSU didn’t want to entertain the slim hopes of the Tigers coming together as they did in the Florida win on Saturday and make it more difficult to separate.

Woodward wants his own coach after Oregeron sputtered to a 9-8 record since winning the 2019 national title. Woodward has always wanted his own coach, and the star-kissed 2019 national title proved just a speed bump in that happening.

1. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M: He solves two issues for LSU, which other than 2019 has been perpetually tortured on offense. Fisher will bring consistent and quality quarterback play and development. He also has shown the capability to counter Nick Saban, as the upset in College Station showed last weekend. Fisher brings the confidence, maturity and decision-making inherent to a coach who has been at a high-profile job for 12 years and won a national title at Florida State in 2013. The list starts here.

While this development comes less than 24 hours after the Tigers upset Florida 49-42 at Tiger Stadium, Dellenger reports that the move had been in the works since last week's loss to Kentucky.

LSU and coach Ed Orgeron, 60, have reached a separation agreement that will result in Orgeron not returning to coach the Tigers following the 2021 season, according to Sports Illustrated's Ross Dellenger. Orgeron, who won a national championship at LSU in 2019, is expected to finish the remainder of the season as the team's coach.

You're making me hungry. 

Branch to the locker room….