No no no no noooooooo!!!!!  Dear sweet TAZ.   Oh jeez-I feel as if
I've lost my brother. 

He inspired me so much with his courage, strength and humor.

I'm in total absolute shock and will grieve his passing. 

I love you, TAZ.....

CP - thanks for letting me know. 

I don't feel much like posting, but I received some very, very heart-warming pm's asking about my well being.  I appreciate that very, very much.  I'll answer each later.

Utter devastation in Tuscaloosa, particularly around 15th street.  If you wish, go to Click here for link for a slide show.  But it's horrific, so fair warning.  I don't even recognize anything, unless something like DCH Medical Center is in the background for perspective.

This hasn't been released for general public information, but so far, 37 bodies have been brought to the Tuscaloosa VA to be placed in the generator-powered refrigeration units.  Unfortunately, more are sure to be coming.

God bless everyone affected by this horrific and tragic event.  I know this was a tragedy of epic proportion not only to Tuscaloosa, but to Alabama.  My neighbor lost his parents in Forest Lake off of 15th street.  That neighborhood is gone. 

My thoughts and prayers go to all of you; I know many of you either live in Tuscaloosa or in the immediate vacinity.  I pray none of my "family" here at CRS was injured or lost loved ones.

That's all....

Here's an even better way to both bait him - and expose him:

"I'll donate the money to the charity of your choice"

Win-win.  When he refuses, he'll not only come across as having something obvious to hide, but is absolutely unwilling to put his(charity's) money where his mouth is. 

He couldn't possibly appear any more of a scam-bag than he already is...but to refuse to donate $1,000,000 to charity?   

rut-roh.

 

Morning, people.  Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter!

Pappy - getcha some aloe vera for those nice, toned...uh, I mean your man legs.   

Here's a corny joke sure to render some "boos" for me:   

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

‘Amazing!’ he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.  "Ha!  He's no match for me" thought the old man as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, ‘What the hell am I doing? I’m too old for this crap!’ So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver’s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, ‘Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.’

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, ‘Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.’

‘Have a good day, Sir,’ said the policeman.

   



And he didn't even ask me what I was wearing first.  Man, he's losing his touch.  I think I'm offended.

I think I scared him.   

All is well in the world.  Good to have you back.  Sorry for the ghey, but one must do, what one must do:   

 

(lol...not sure what to make about Ricky's comment....don't let those "fabulous guys".....)

You missed the subtle ssmithhhh humor. 

He is knowledgeable, though.  Domestic violence, biting off ears, threatening to eat an opponent's babies....

WE?  "We" did no such thing.  As I recall, it was you and SC that instigated that little episode of playing with my gender thingie.   

(Which I carefully look at each day now, by the way).  Hope you're happy for making me paranoid).   

Right on, Ricky.   

This is a man I'd like to meet one day, just to shake his hand.  That's a huge deal, 'cause I'm scared of hand germs.   

Well, for starters, I'll get my 75CC custom-made leaf blower and come clean your PC for you.  When WON'T you be home??   

My bad.  I thought the thread title was "Mike Tyson is a Vegetable".  I'd always known that, but wanted to see if CP thought it occurred during the Holyfield or Buster Douglas fights (I think it was Buster, but that's up for debate).

It's just about food, though.   

Oh, so you decided to get up finally?