Chech calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been
asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend, and we'll be staying at a lodge near a river. This is a
good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could
you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get
out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?
We're leaving at 4:30 PM from the knife show, and I'll swing by the house to
pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas and robe.
LF thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does
exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,
looking good. LF welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike; but why didn't
you pack my silk pajamas and robe like I asked you to do?”
LF replied, "I did, they're in your tackle box!"
MORAL: Never, Never, Never, try to outsmart a woman!!!
That one got you an e-cred!!!