What To Do On The Saturday of a Bye Week!

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What To Do On The Saturday of a Bye Week?

This is what I'll be doing on my Saturday during bye week:

5:00 a.m.: Wake up. Go downstairs and greet and pet my canine companion, “Eli Gold”. Start the coffee. Turn on the computer. Log on to 'twitter' and 'myface'.

5:10 a.m.: Time to check the news. By news I mean the CRS message board.
Maybe hop over to Tiger Droppings.com, too. Then over to "The Bunker" and enjoy the continued post-mortem of the barn’s season in the toilet.

6:30 a.m.: Check the “real news.” The Tuscaloosa-News on Al.com. Maybe the Montgomery Advertiser.

6:42 a.m. : Make some more coffee and say to myself “Alabama is 8-0"!

7:00 a.m.: Kids wake up.

7:15 a.m.: Time for some responsible parenting. Prepare cereal and milk with orange juice if we have any. Coke if we don’t ( besides it’s Saturday!) and turn on the cartoons and Xbox 360 games in kid’s room.

8:00-11:00 a.m.: Watch “College GameDay” on ESPN, while reading and posting on CRS. Check stories on twitter.

11 a.m.: "GameDay" ends. Switch over to the SEC television network and watch the early game between Arkansas and Vandy, while reading and posting on CRS.

Noon-12:30 p.m. : Lunch while watching the SEC early game. Check the scores and see how over-rated the Pac 12, Big 12, ACC, and B1G 10 are!

1:30 p.m. : Time to take kids to my sister’s house for the big “spend the night party”. Sing “YEA ALABAMA” all the way home!

2:30-6 p.m.: Watch The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party while sipping "The World's Largest Cocktail". The more cocktail I sip the better Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson sound. ‘LOL’ at Florida and Georgia and then worry about Coach Kirby Smart leaving.

5:30 p.m.-6: 00 p.m. ESPN’s College scoreboard. Check the scores and see how over-rated the Pac 12, Big 12, ACC, and B1G 10 are! Continue reading and posting on CRS.

6:07 p.m. : Watch Ole Miss vs. boogers. Make another “The World’s Largest Cocktail” and sip contents. Channel surf between ESPN 2 and ESPN, and ABC watching South Carolina vs. Tennessee and USC vs. Stanford and keep up with the booger’s game. Check the scores and see how over-rated the Pac 12, Big 12, ACC, and B1G 10 are! Continue reading and posting on CRS.

9:30 p.m.: Click over and watch Arizona vs. Washington. Continue to check the scores and see how over-rated the Pac 12, Big 12, ACC, and B1G 10 are! Continue reading and posting on CRS. Also check my picks on pick-em.

11:30 p.m. Click over and watch “ College GameDay Final” and the goings on between Mark May and Lou Holtz. Holtz will argue with May about Notre Dame winning out and ending up in Fiesta Bowl, check the scores and see how over-rated the Pac 12, Big 12, ACC, and B1G 10 are!

2:39 a. m. Wake up, get off couch, pour out the unfinished portion of “The World’s Largest Cocktail” pet “Eli Gold” on the head, turn off computer and go upstairs and get in bed. Dream about Bourbon Street!