It's Meltdown Time! | Week Nine

[pmull]

Our weekly revel in the misery of others features Mississippi State, Auburn, Florida, and Tennessee.

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[pmull]

Barn quotes:

Auburn needs to clean house and buy another quarterback

You know you're having a bad football season when game day parking costs more than the actual tickets

The crowd seems quite and dead. But I saw Troopah running up and down the sideline swinging that da#@ towel

SECr lawyers: What is the worst thing that can legally be done to Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizik without someone going to jail? TIA.

Man, this coaching staff should cash their paychecks with a gun and mask.

[Marshal Dillon]

 

I left to take a chizik and wipe my jacobs and we scored again

One question: Does Toomers get rolled if Chizik gets fired?

All In and All sad

[Catch Prothro]

Florida finally gets in on the action:

Time to sacrifice a virgin. Too bad Tim is in NY.

Our SEC hopes hinge on Ole Miss and/or Auburn. Dear Lord.

Who wants to play The Tide....anybody......not all at once......just raise your hand.....no

We should just lose so we don't have to play Bama.

SEC Championship game has been cancelled. Congratulations, Alabama.

Yeah, you KNOW that Saban and crew were watching this unholy mess and laughing their a** off about what a joke the SEC east is...

It could be worse.....we could be Auburn fans

Good news: this will keep Richt from getting fired for a while.

[Catch Prothro]

And then there's TRC:

Poor Dooley couldn't find a Nguyen in a room full of Vietnamese people!

UT is the bad guy in the horror movie. You're sure he's dead, then he makes one last lunge with the knife. Then he gets capped in the head

Derek Dooley is working furiously to schedule Colorado for the next four weeks.

What about Auburn?

All of us Vol fans need to remember it can always be worse. Take Auburn for example...

I just want us to be hated again.I don't care if they ever win another NC (been there, done that), as long as they're like "da#@ VOLS!"

[cbbama99]

It wasn't a quote, but that State t-shirt is frickin' hilarious. They actually boast about beating USA and Troy.   

STATE

We've secretly replaced Dan Mullen with Sylvester Croom at head coach tonight. Let's see if anyone notices.

BARN

I could be studying right now.

now, when i tell ppl i go to Auburn they reply *concerned face* "it's gonna be okay"

GUYS AND GIRLS GENE CAN TURN THIS THING AROUND. GIVE HIM ANOTHER YEAR.

I can't wait until our version of Saban gets here in December!!! Cough Cough PETRINO Cough Cough!

FLORIDA

look on the bright side, at least we get the dignity of not playing Alabama

Single file line onto the ledge please, no need to get testy. There is plenty of room for everyone...

[XBAMA]

one from the barn that didn't make the list  ...   

“The joke is on you, Mr. Harvey Updyke. We didn’t wanna roll those trees this year anyways.”

[2Stater]

one from the barn that didn't make the list  ...   

“The joke is on you, Mr. Harvey Updyke. We didn’t wanna roll those trees this year anyways.”

I saw somewhere that someone made the remark "The trees will probably recover after having the year off". 

[XBAMA]

 


and poo paper stock has dropped in the crapper 

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