Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give football players nowadays very peculiar names.
Costello: Funny names?
Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the Bama team we have Who's at Quarterback, What's at Corner, I Don't Know is on kick returns --
Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the Bama team.
Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's at QB, What's at Corner, I Don't Know is on kick returns--
Costello: You know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well, then who's playing QB?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name at QB.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The fellow playin' QB.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy at QB.
Abbott: Who is QB.
Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?
Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is QB.
Costello: I'm asking you--who's QB?
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
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