Anybody hearing anything about an earthquake in the Virginia-D.C. area?
here ya' go ... the skinny on the quake ...
BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, now known as "Bush's Fault".
Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however have claimed that it was actually caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.