"Nick Saban cracked himself up talking ripped jeans in hilarious presser"

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Nick Saban cracked himself up talking ripped jeans in hilarious presser

By Michael Casagrande | mcasagrande@al.com
Published November 15, 2017, 06:46:07 PM

This was unlike the other Nick Saban news conferences. Read more...

[Chechem]

"I just want to know how he got here," Saban began. "Not to offend anybody out here, I just walked by some jeans, wore out jeans, holes in them, all cut up. I just remember when I was a kid in West Virginia, I was ashamed to go to school because my jeans were wore out only because we didn't have any better.

"Now they buy them that way. I just can't figure how did we get here?"

Then he needed a moment to stop laughing.

 

Hey, I went to college.  I had a closet full of them!   

[SUPERCOACH]

"I just want to know how he got here," Saban began. "Not to offend anybody out here, I just walked by some jeans, wore out jeans, holes in them, all cut up. I just remember when I was a kid in West Virginia, I was ashamed to go to school because my jeans were wore out only because we didn't have any better.

"Now they buy them that way. I just can't figure how did we get here?"

Then he needed a moment to stop laughing.

 

Hey, I went to college.  I had a closet full of them!   

Do you still have them?  They are worth a lot of money now if they are original. 

[SUPERCOACH]

On a side note, does this seem like a coach that is concerned about boogers? 

[2Stater]

He's too relaxed. Makes me nervous. 

[SUPERCOACH]

The only way he is that relaxed is if he knows we are about to destroy the boogers.

[2Stater]

The only way he is that relaxed is if he knows we are about to destroy the boogers.

[Chechem]

"I just want to know how he got here," Saban began. "Not to offend anybody out here, I just walked by some jeans, wore out jeans, holes in them, all cut up. I just remember when I was a kid in West Virginia, I was ashamed to go to school because my jeans were wore out only because we didn't have any better.

"Now they buy them that way. I just can't figure how did we get here?"

Then he needed a moment to stop laughing.

Hey, I went to college.  I had a closet full of them!   

Do you still have them?  They are worth a lot of money now if they are original. 

I know.  I sat next to a woman ALL THE WAY to Australia once.  She worked for a company that buys/sells old jeans.  She travels the world buying them.  I was lucky to get off the plane with my jeans!
 

[N.AL-Tider]

"I just want to know how he got here," Saban began. "Not to offend anybody out here, I just walked by some jeans, wore out jeans, holes in them, all cut up. I just remember when I was a kid in West Virginia, I was ashamed to go to school because my jeans were wore out only because we didn't have any better.

"Now they buy them that way. I just can't figure how did we get here?"

Then he needed a moment to stop laughing.

Hey, I went to college.  I had a closet full of them!   

Do you still have them?  They are worth a lot of money now if they are original. 

I know.  I sat next to a woman ALL THE WAY to Australia once.  She worked for a company that buys/sells old jeans.  She travels the world buying them.  I was lucky to get off the plane with my jeans!
 

Yeah, but I'm sure that wasn't because you were selling them though... 

[Catch Prothro]

I know.  I sat next to a woman ALL THE WAY to Australia once.  She worked for a company that buys/sells old jeans.  She travels the world buying them.  I was lucky to get off the plane with my jeans!
 

Yeah, but I'm sure that wasn't because you were selling them though...  

ecred for that one.  


I saw Saban on TV.  Not only was he joking about jeans, he also told the reporters that they were over analyzing with their questions (for instance, Jalen passing downfield), that he really didn't put as much thought into it as the reporters seemed to do.  (Not sure I'm buying what he's selling.)  

My thought at the time was that he was trying to convey an air of "relax" to the players.  (Or maybe he's actually relaxed because it's Mercer week.)

[Chechem]

Look, I can set you guys up for jokes, but few of you succeed as NALT has done.  E-cred!

[ricky023]

Well in our Thrift Store we had a donation this week of Sadie Robinson from Duck Dynasty pair of boots donated. They originally cost $118.00 and some woman ask Mrs Dottie to give them to her. That was not a good question cause she didn't get them. rofl, RTR!

[Chechem]

Well in our Thrift Store we had a donation this week of Sadie Robinson from Duck Dynasty pair of boots donated. They originally cost $118.00 and some woman ask Mrs Dottie to give them to her. That was not a good question cause she didn't get them. rofl, RTR!

"Thrift" doesn't mean "Gift".

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