Touring Tijuana, Mexico

[N.AL-Tider]

Hannibel Lecter, MD was touring Tijuana, Mexico and stopped at a local restaurant on a hot afternoon, following a day of sightseeing, shopping and merriment.

 While sipping his iced sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

 The waiter replied, "Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A true delicacy!"

 Dr. Lecter, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

 The waiter replied, "I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

 The next morning, Dr. Lecter returned, placed his order, and upon returning in the evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said...

 "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

 The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

 "Si señor, they are indeed smaller. Sometimes the bull wins."

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

 

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