New Contest: Chizik will be fired on...

[Jamos]

Cheezedip won't be fired, but some of his thuggie assistants will.

Isn't that what Tubs used to do, blame the assistants and then fire them?  

Yep, and I think it is a good idea. If Auburn is really smart, they will extend his contract for anothes 3-7 years to give him more time to get his young assistants familiar with his program. It should do wonders for their recruiting as well.

[2Stater]

Cheezedip won't be fired, but some of his thuggie assistants will.

Isn't that what Tubs used to do, blame the assistants and then fire them?  

Yep, and I think it is a good idea. If Auburn is really smart, they will extend his contract for anothes 3-7 years to give him more time to get his young assistants familiar with his program. It should do wonders for their recruiting as well.

What a great plan! That's exactly what they should do. 

[KoKoPuf]

Just as soon as they reach an agreement with Bobby Petrino.

[bama87]

I will be a bit different. I say 12/1/12. Let him swing in the wind for a week after we beat them by 40 points and shut them out.

[SUPERCOACH]

Cheezedip won't be fired, but some of his thuggie assistants will.

Isn't that what Tubs used to do, blame the assistants and then fire them? 

Yep, and I think it is a good idea. If Auburn is really smart, they will extend his contract for anothes 3-7 years to give him more time to get his young assistants familiar with his program. It should do wonders for their recruiting as well.

What a great plan! That's exactly what they should do. 

Jamos, please use your powers with the REC to make this happen.

[pmull]

I predict he resigns on 11/18.

After the barn loses to Alabama A & M by 21 points on 11/17 a meeting is called for Sunday morning and Chizik announces he will resign (he is fired but they let him take the high road) after the Alabama game.

After the beat down Alabama gives them a week later Jay Jacobs resigns (fired). The locks to the football facility are changed and a restaining order is issued to keep Pat Dye 500 feet away from campus.

[SUPERCOACH]

You make a good point about fired vs resigned.  For the purposes of this contest, we won't make a distinction.  The date is the only criteria that matters for winning the contest.

[2Stater]

He will never resign with a buy-out that large.

[SUPERCOACH]

Didn't they let tubbs resign and keep his buyout?  I can't remember.  It seems like they told him that if he would resign they would still give him the buyout.

[pmull]

Didn't they let tubbs resign and keep his buyout?  I can't remember.  It seems like they told him that if he would resign they would still give him the buyout.

You are correct. They fire you on Sunday morning after the big loss. You work on the buyout settlement for several days and part of the settlement is giving the coach a little dignity and call it a resignation.

[SUPERCOACH]

This brings up another point: the day of record.  Is suppose we will just have to go with the effective date they claim in the press release, even though it probably really happened a couple of days earlier.

So now I guess my Sunday morning date is going to be wrong. 

[Marshal Dillon]

I think all of you are way off on your projections. I think Chizik has the Aubs super-prepared for Alabama and only lose 27-0, creating a huge sigh of relief from the Aubs and it results in a 5 year extension for Chiz and a huge pay increase by not losing so bad. They will claim their D shut the Tide down and now they are ready for 2013.

 

 

[pmull]

He may not get fired at all. At the gym last night a barner told me they are the best 1-4 team in the country. After I had a good laugh he told me they were only a few plays away from being 5-0. LOL

[SUPERCOACH]

I think all of you are way off on your projections. I think Chizik has the Aubs super-prepared for Alabama and only lose 27-0, creating a huge sigh of relief from the Aubs and it results in a 5 year extension for Chiz and a huge pay increase by not losing so bad. They will claim their D shut the Tide down and now they are ready for 2013.

 

 

[SUPERCOACH]

He may not get fired at all. At the gym last night a barner told me they are the best 1-4 team in the country. After I had a good laugh he told me they were only a few plays away from being 5-0. LOL

 

Of course they are only 1 play away from being 0-5.  The truth is the stars aligned for them the day they got their 1 victory and they should have lost that game too.

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