Hey Barners, dont let the facts get to you

[SeniorTSM]

here are some facts to chew on Barn fans,

1. you have a new Offensive Coord. ........So does Bama
2. You have had top ten recruiting classes over the last 4 or 5 years...So has Bama..well top 5
3. Your coach was a D coach before he became a head coach...So was Saban...but I would say Bama's D is a little better than the barn's.
4. You can't fire Chezzy, because you cant afford too, because you decided to pay him as much as Nick Saban...but I think Bama has gotten a lot more for the money..JMHO.

[Catch Prothro]

here are some facts to chew on Barn fans,

1. you have a new Offensive Coord. ........So does Bama
2. You have had top ten recruiting classes over the last 4 or 5 years...So has Bama..well top 5
3. Your coach was a D coach before he became a head coach...So was Saban...but I would say Bama's D is a little better than the barn's.
4. You can't fire Chezzy, because you cant afford too, because you decided to pay him as much as Nick Saban...but I think Bama has gotten a lot more for the money..JMHO.

I don't know why these teams think that paying a coach like Saban gets them a coach like Saban.   

[N.AL-Tider]

here are some facts to chew on Barn fans,

1. you have a new Offensive Coord. ........So does Bama
2. You have had top ten recruiting classes over the last 4 or 5 years...So has Bama..well top 5
3. Your coach was a D coach before he became a head coach...So was Saban...but I would say Bama's D is a little better than the barn's.
4. You can't fire Chezzy, because you cant afford too, because you decided to pay him as much as Nick Saban...but I think Bama has gotten a lot more for the money..JMHO.

I don't know why these teams think that paying a coach like Saban gets them a coach like Saban.   

Agreed!  Now, paying players, i.e. Cam Newton, makes it totally different...

[pmull]

I think the barners know what is going on. The comparison I see them using is Chiz to Will Muschamp. Both were sucessful DC's at the barn and Texas before taking HC jobs.

Muschamp is in his third year as HC at Florida. He is bringing in good players and appears to be building his program in the style he wants at a steady but rapid pace. The UGA loss this weekend was a setback but still the UF program appears to be in good shape.

Chiz is in his 4th year at the barn. He has been able to sign approximately 100 recruits (25 per yr). He has lost 39 of those 100 to a number of reasons but the bottom line is they are not on the team. In four years he has lost 48 players if you add in Tuberville recruits who also left the team. That is why they are young. Add in the fact that the barn has had the worst 4 year stretch of defensive football in the program's history. Chiz is a defensive coach. The offense was pretty good with Malzahn in control. In fact, good enough to win a BCS Championship with Scam. Most barn fans are coming to realize that Malzahn was much more than the OC. He is the reason the barn was able to pull out 8 wins with bad teams in Chiz's 1st and 3rd years. Without Malzahn Chiz is totally lost.

If you go lurk around the barn message boards they realize they have a mess on their hands. They have no confidence in Chiz and less for Jay Jacobs their AD. Besides football their basketball and baseball programs are lower tier SEC programs. They know they need a new football coach but they are scared to death Jacobs will be the one making the hire. They now hate Pat Dye. They want him out of their program and off the Paul Finebaum radio show. He makes an azz out of himself and embarasses the barn every time he goes on that show. Barn President Gouge is another joke. Like JJ he is also a puppet of the BOT. They are so concerned about the incompetence of the administration that they fear no respectable established coach will be interested in the job.

The barn has a mess on their hands. Many, like me, believe they sold their sole to the devil for the championship of 2010. I don't know how they are going to crawl out of this mess or how long it will take. More importantly neither do the barners.

[SUPERCOACH]

[Leroy]

  @ pmull

[ricky023]

I think the barners know what is going on. The comparison I see them using is Chiz to Will Muschamp. Both were sucessful DC's at the barn and Texas before taking HC jobs.

Muschamp is in his third year as HC at Florida. He is bringing in good players and appears to be building his program in the style he wants at a steady but rapid pace. The UGA loss this weekend was a setback but still the UF program appears to be in good shape.

Chiz is in his 4th year at the barn. He has been able to sign approximately 100 recruits (25 per yr). He has lost 39 of those 100 to a number of reasons but the bottom line is they are not on the team. In four years he has lost 48 players if you add in Tuberville recruits who also left the team. That is why they are young. Add in the fact that the barn has had the worst 4 year stretch of defensive football in the program's history. Chiz is a defensive coach. The offense was pretty good with Malzahn in control. In fact, good enough to win a BCS Championship with Scam. Most barn fans are coming to realize that Malzahn was much more than the OC. He is the reason the barn was able to pull out 8 wins with bad teams in Chiz's 1st and 3rd years. Without Malzahn Chiz is totally lost.

If you go lurk around the barn message boards they realize they have a mess on their hands. They have no confidence in Chiz and less for Jay Jacobs their AD. Besides football their basketball and baseball programs are lower tier SEC programs. They know they need a new football coach but they are scared to death Jacobs will be the one making the hire. They now hate Pat Dye. They want him out of their program and off the Paul Finebaum radio show. He makes an azz out of himself and embarasses the barn every time he goes on that show. Barn President Gouge is another joke. Like JJ he is also a puppet of the BOT. They are so concerned about the incompetence of the administration that they fear no respectable established coach will be interested in the job.

The barn has a mess on their hands. Many, like me, believe they sold their sole to the devil for the championship of 2010. I don't know how they are going to crawl out of this mess or how long it will take. More importantly neither do the barners.

 , excellent post pmull. I know the barn is suppose to be a high academic school but how do they prove that these people are actually graduating on their own? Well done guys. RTR!

[McBaman]

Well said  Mr. pmull.  Karma is a beech!

[Marshal Dillon]

I think the barners know what is going on. The comparison I see them using is Chiz to Will Muschamp. Both were sucessful DC's at the barn and Texas before taking HC jobs.

Muschamp is in his third year as HC at Florida. He is bringing in good players and appears to be building his program in the style he wants at a steady but rapid pace. The UGA loss this weekend was a setback but still the UF program appears to be in good shape.

Chiz is in his 4th year at the barn. He has been able to sign approximately 100 recruits (25 per yr). He has lost 39 of those 100 to a number of reasons but the bottom line is they are not on the team. In four years he has lost 48 players if you add in Tuberville recruits who also left the team. That is why they are young. Add in the fact that the barn has had the worst 4 year stretch of defensive football in the program's history. Chiz is a defensive coach. The offense was pretty good with Malzahn in control. In fact, good enough to win a BCS Championship with Scam. Most barn fans are coming to realize that Malzahn was much more than the OC. He is the reason the barn was able to pull out 8 wins with bad teams in Chiz's 1st and 3rd years. Without Malzahn Chiz is totally lost.

If you go lurk around the barn message boards they realize they have a mess on their hands. They have no confidence in Chiz and less for Jay Jacobs their AD. Besides football their basketball and baseball programs are lower tier SEC programs. They know they need a new football coach but they are scared to death Jacobs will be the one making the hire. They now hate Pat Dye. They want him out of their program and off the Paul Finebaum radio show. He makes an azz out of himself and embarasses the barn every time he goes on that show. Barn President Gouge is another joke. Like JJ he is also a puppet of the BOT. They are so concerned about the incompetence of the administration that they fear no respectable established coach will be interested in the job.

The barn has a mess on their hands. Many, like me, believe they sold their sole to the devil for the championship of 2010. I don't know how they are going to crawl out of this mess or how long it will take. More importantly neither do the barners.

I enjoy reading their boards, too, and you have nailed it perfectly. Right now, half their fans are totally delusional about who they will be able to hire as a coach, but their attitude towards Alabama is the most interesting. Since we cheat so much, we are successful, but they are so pure and holy, their team suffers. Plus, the SEC office, SEC refs, our state Governors, the NCAA, ESPN, and yes, even the media have all conspired to keep Auburn down. And many of their posters have turned into snarling, vicious, hateful
posters who want to win no matter what and are attacking anyone who tries to use common sense or state the obvious. They are literally tearing themselves apart over this situation. It is truly amazing with all the vitriol over there right now.


 

[XBAMA]

I enjoy reading their boards, too, and you have nailed it perfectly. Right now, half their fans are totally delusional about who they will be able to hire as a coach, but their attitude towards Alabama is the most interesting. Since we cheat so much, we are successful, but they are so pure and holy, their team suffers. Plus, the SEC office, SEC refs, our state Governors, the NCAA, ESPN, and yes, even the media have all conspired to keep Auburn down. And many of their posters have turned into snarling, vicious, hateful
posters who want to win no matter what and are attacking anyone who tries to use common sense or state the obvious. They are literally tearing themselves apart over this situation. It is truly amazing with all the vitriol over there right now.


 

top 10 after affects of visiting the barns board ...

1) you think you might have been abducted by aliens
2) you think you were visiting a parallel universe via Déjà Vu
3) believe you may have had to much weed intake but there's no smoke
4) you can smell the farm animals but can't see them
5) you get a mild sensation  to kiss a family member ... on the lips
6) you have to click off the site and make yourself blink your eyes
7) thank God repeatedly you are not one of them
8} you ask your wife for a Valium , 10mg
9) you seek all things BAMA in double time
10) you swear on your grand moms grave you'll never go back there again
 

[XBAMA]

doesn't the barn wear blue ? 




photo by Dave the WV missionary

[SUPERCOACH]

Be sure to put these on if you go back.

[XBAMA]

Be sure to put these on if you go back.

do those come with head protection ? 
like maybe something with tin foil in it ?   


 

[XBAMA]

me and BJ Scott just issued a challenge to the barn ...

Me , BJ , his cousin Dan , another friend Big Sank , Antonio Coleman ,
aka Big 12 challenged them to a 1 qtr. game at Ladd Stadium

we win by 2 TD's with me at QB ... 

they haven't accepted ... war chickens ?
looks like it

 


 

[cbbama99]

me and BJ Scott just issued a challenge to the barn ...

Me , BJ , his cousin Dan , another friend Big Sank , Antonio Coleman ,
aka Big 12 challenged them to a 1 qtr. game at Ladd Stadium

we win by 2 TD's with me at QB ... 

they haven't accepted ... war chickens ?
looks like it

 


 

I would love to see South whip the barn. 

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