***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[2Stater]

"Gameday" panel unanimously picked Bama to win tonight.

Hurry back, Chech.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

[Chechem]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

[cbbama99]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

 

[2Stater]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

E-cred for the cheap shot. 

[BAMAWV]

If I had a sentencing hearing for first degree murder, it would have to wait until after the game. HTH

[Chechem]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

E-cred for the cheap shot. 

And for you.

[Chechem]

If I had a sentencing hearing for first degree murder, it would have to wait until after the game. HTH

I'm back from the fundraiser.  Here's what it took:

1.  Pose for a  photo (documented that we were there);
2.  Make a $$ donation;
3.  Greet the locals;
4.  Limp back to the car feigning pain.  Back after just an hour.   

[BAMAWV]

BAMAWV's response to wedding (during Bama game) RSVP:

 As you well know, the Alabama v. Florida game coincides with the date and time of your blessed event. I am deeply hurt. What have I done that would cause you to pick a time you knew full well I could not attend. Best wishes to you both. 

[2Stater]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

E-cred for the cheap shot. 

And for you.

Chech, buddy, are you losing track of your posters? That remark about your henpeckingness wasn't made by me. 

[BAMAWV]

If I had a sentencing hearing for first degree murder, it would have to wait until after the game. HTH

I'm back from the fundraiser.  Here's what it took:

1.  Pose for a  photo (documented that we were there);
2.  Make a $$ donation;
3.  Greet the locals;
4.  Limp back to the car feigning pain.  Back after just an hour.   

This Bama fan ^^^ did all this JUST to keep from missing any pre-game commercials about the Tide.

[2Stater]

If I had a sentencing hearing for first degree murder, it would have to wait until after the game. HTH

I'm back from the fundraiser.  Here's what it took:

1.  Pose for a  photo (documented that we were there);
2.  Make a $$ donation;
3.  Greet the locals;
4.  Limp back to the car feigning pain.  Back after just an hour.   

This Bama fan ^^^ did all this JUST to keep from missing any pre-game commercials about the Tide.

Chech is smarter than I am.

[BAMAWV]

Get one of your ex-cop buddies to fake an arrest on the way to the wedding. Even go so far as having a "perp walk" photo in your tux.

[BAMAWV]

Stop by to visit the bride..bring a small gift...something borrowed, something blue...start a big argument about anything...the groom, the dress, the cake (diet)... blow this argument up to the point of...

Roll Tide!

[2Stater]

Get one of your ex-cop buddies to fake an arrest on the way to the wedding. Even go so far as having a "perp walk" photo in your tux.

I'm sure I'll eat something bad at the last minute.

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