***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[Chechem]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

E-cred for the cheap shot. 

And for you.

Chech, buddy, are you losing track of your posters? That remark about your henpeckingness wasn't made by me. 

Dang.  First Terrie, now this.  Alzheimers??

[2Stater]

"Good morning again, all."

I have finished my chores: edged the walk, sharpened the hedge clippers, used the loppers to trim the trees along the driveway, changed the chain on my chainsaw, hung up a new fluorescent light in the workshop, and went to the local flea market (got a Stanley 15-oz hammer for $1; a Jimmy Buffett book for $1).

I'll watch the first few minutes of the early games, then LF and I are off to a fundraiser.  At first I declined, then I saw that pout (crushing to a male), so I agreed to go "as long as we're back for the Booger game."  She agreed.

Enjoy your days, boys.  This could be another goodie.

LF has you in the palm of her hand like 'silly putty'

  You gotta pick your fights.  From the looks of Arky today, I'm not missing anything in the first half.
BTW, you won't find ME at a wedding tonight (or any night).  

E-cred for the cheap shot. 

And for you.

Chech, buddy, are you losing track of your posters? That remark about your henpeckingness wasn't made by me. 

Dang.  First Terrie, now this.  Alzheimers??

  Have a senior moment e-cred, buddy.

[Chechem]

Stop by to visit the bride..bring a small gift...something borrowed, something blue...start a big argument about anything...the groom, the dress, the cake (diet)... blow this argument up to the point of...

Roll Tide!

   Maybe say to the bride, "My you look portly....oh, excuse me....didn't realize you were with child."

[BAMAWV]

Get one of your ex-cop buddies to fake an arrest on the way to the wedding. Even go so far as having a "perp walk" photo in your tux.

I'm sure I'll eat something bad at the last minute.

Just tell them NO and double down on the gift.

[Chechem]

Get one of your ex-cop buddies to fake an arrest on the way to the wedding. Even go so far as having a "perp walk" photo in your tux.

I'm sure I'll eat something bad at the last minute.

Just tell them NO and double down on the gift.

  On the idea and on your 7000th post.

[2Stater]

I think I'll stick to my original plan of insulting her family during the toast. I should be kicked out in time to catch the 2nd half.

[Chechem]

I think I'll stick to my original plan of insulting her family during the toast. I should be kicked out in time to catch the 2nd half.

You could work in the "portly" comment.  Maybe wish her the best in the pregnancy.

[Coach Hank Crisp]

If I had a sentencing hearing for first degree murder, it would have to wait until after the game. HTH

I'm back from the fundraiser.  Here's what it took:

1.  Pose for a  photo (documented that we were there);
2.  Make a $$ donation;
3.  Greet the locals;
4.  Limp back to the car feigning pain.  Back after just an hour.   

What else does LF have in her daily planner for your 'To-Do' schedule this weekend?

[2Stater]

I think I'll stick to my original plan of insulting her family during the toast. I should be kicked out in time to catch the 2nd half.

  She really is a tad portly.

[Chechem]

If I had a sentencing hearing for first degree murder, it would have to wait until after the game. HTH

I'm back from the fundraiser.  Here's what it took:

1.  Pose for a  photo (documented that we were there);
2.  Make a $$ donation;
3.  Greet the locals;
4.  Limp back to the car feigning pain.  Back after just an hour.   

What else does LF have in her daily planner for your 'To-Do' schedule this weekend?

LOL.  Zip.  She slept in while I worked in the yard, etc.

She'll go to church tomorrow; I'm cutting firewood.

[Chechem]

I think I'll stick to my original plan of insulting her family during the toast. I should be kicked out in time to catch the 2nd half.



  She really is a tad portly.

Bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.  Okay, shhhhhh

[Old Tider]

From my Worst Case Scenario Survival calender for Sept. 23:

How to Stop a Wedding

1. Make your feeling known before the service.
2. If you cannot stop the ceremony beforehand, wait until the ceremony. Sand up and say "I do" when the officiant asks for objections.
3. Ask the officiant if you can present your concerns in private.
4. If you do not have the courage to speak up during the ceremony, feign illness or a seizure.
5. If you cannot fake illness, pull the fire alarm.
6. If the ceremony has been completed, prevent the signing of the wedding license.
7. If the license has been signed, try to prevent the marriage from being consummated.

I especially like the last idea, though you may end up getting shot.

[Chechem]

From my Worst Case Scenario Survival calender for Sept. 23:

How to Stop a Wedding

1. Make your feeling known before the service.
2. If you cannot stop the ceremony beforehand, wait until the ceremony. Sand up and say "I do" when the officiant asks for objections.
3. Ask the officiant if you can present your concerns in private.
4. If you do not have the courage to speak up during the ceremony, feign illness or a seizure.
5. If you cannot fake illness, pull the fire alarm.
6. If the ceremony has been completed, prevent the signing of the wedding license.
7. If the license has been signed, try to prevent the marriage from being consummated.

I especially like the last idea, though you may end up getting shot.

  

[2Stater]

From my Worst Case Scenario Survival calender for Sept. 23:

How to Stop a Wedding

1. Make your feeling known before the service.
2. If you cannot stop the ceremony beforehand, wait until the ceremony. Sand up and say "I do" when the officiant asks for objections.
3. Ask the officiant if you can present your concerns in private.
4. If you do not have the courage to speak up during the ceremony, feign illness or a seizure.
5. If you cannot fake illness, pull the fire alarm.
6. If the ceremony has been completed, prevent the signing of the wedding license.
7. If the license has been signed, try to prevent the marriage from being consummated.

I especially like the last idea, though you may end up getting shot.

You are my hero, OT. 

[BAMAWV]

JUne Jones, June Jones, June Jones, June Jones, :big eye roll:

Announcers love to say June Jones. IDK

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