***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[2Stater]

Hello everyone.  RAIN is coming down heavily today here in northern Mississippi.  Ugh.

Man, you've really been getting the rain up there. I think maybe you better stop with building the houses and maybe get busy on an ark.

We weren't supposed to let the word out. 

Nice one! Got room for the Ole Miss cheerleaders?

[Chechem]

Hello everyone.  RAIN is coming down heavily today here in northern Mississippi.  Ugh.

Man, you've really been getting the rain up there. I think maybe you better stop with building the houses and maybe get busy on an ark.

We weren't supposed to let the word out. 

Nice one! Got room for the Ole Miss cheerleaders?

One of each cup size.

[2Stater]

Hello everyone.  RAIN is coming down heavily today here in northern Mississippi.  Ugh.

Man, you've really been getting the rain up there. I think maybe you better stop with building the houses and maybe get busy on an ark.

We weren't supposed to let the word out. 

Nice one! Got room for the Ole Miss cheerleaders?

One of each cup size.

Always thinkin', Chech, you're always thinkin".

[Hannibal Lecter, MD]

Hello everyone.  RAIN is coming down heavily today here in northern Mississippi.  Ugh.

Man, you've really been getting the rain up there. I think maybe you better stop with building the houses and maybe get busy on an ark.

We weren't supposed to let the word out. 

Nice one! Got room for the Ole Miss cheerleaders?

One of each cup size.

Those do come two by two!

[Chechem]

Those do come two by two!

I'll get back to you. 

[BAMAWV]

Seems pretty dumb to me. What'll it rain- 2-3 inches--not anywhere close to enough to fill up the dry dock. Boy! Whew! :Big Eye Roll:

[Chechem]

Seems pretty dumb to me. What'll it rain- 2-3 inches--not anywhere close to enough to fill up the dry dock. Boy! Whew! :Big Eye Roll:

    Again with the ribs??  You're killing me here.  LF and I have an empty refrigerator, and I'm hungry.  Your ribs look GREAT.

[Chechem]

"D-FENSE"

[BAMAWV]

Seems pretty dumb to me. What'll it rain- 2-3 inches--not anywhere close to enough to fill up the dry dock. Boy! Whew! :Big Eye Roll:

Only 2 or 3 more days to go.

Were Dreamland Ribs (back in the day) a rack per plate or did you get 7-8 individually cut ribs in an order?. Seems I remember individual ribs, and I also remember leaving hungry. Maybe too expensive or I didn't want to spend the extra $. Same thing with Solomon's or Uncle Andy's-- always wanted 2 sandwiches--only got one,-- except the time my Dad came to visit me at Bama.

    Again with the ribs??  You're killing me here.  LF and I have an empty refrigerator, and I'm hungry.  Your ribs look GREAT.

[Chechem]

Seems pretty dumb to me. What'll it rain- 2-3 inches--not anywhere close to enough to fill up the dry dock. Boy! Whew! :Big Eye Roll:

Only 2 or 3 more days to go.

    Again with the ribs??  You're killing me here.  LF and I have an empty refrigerator, and I'm hungry.  Your ribs look GREAT.

Were Dreamland Ribs (back in the day) a rack per plate or did you get 7-8 individually cut ribs in an order?. Seems I remember individual ribs, and I also remember leaving hungry. Maybe too expensive or I didn't want to spend the extra $. Same thing with Solomon's or Uncle Andy's-- always wanted 2 sandwiches--only got one,-- except the time my Dad came to visit me at Bama

I never ate at Dreamland when I was a student, never once.  But I was broke, zero spending money, and no meal contract. 

My roommate's Dad took us out for steaks once, at a pacle just across from the practice field, and while we were just being served, the room filled with smoke and a firetruck raced up to the building.  I picked up my steak in my fingers, carried it outside, and ate it in the parking lot.  We never had to pay for the steaks.  I thought about that day a lot; never could figure out how to make a living at it.  BTW, best steak I ever had!

[2Stater]

Your ribs are making me hungry too. I need to reward myself since I played, at best, mediocre golf today. I've got the grandson tonight. I Think some O'Charley's ribs might hit the spot. He and I can make spectacles of ourselves wearing elbow to elbow BBQ sauce. We'll deplete them of wet-naps.

After careful study of how golf can dictate one's game, I've set forth Murphy's law of golf as follows:

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

If you disagree, you obviously have either not played enough golf or your on the PGA tour. If your the latter, congrats.

[pmull]

Your ribs are making me hungry too. I need to reward myself since I played, at best, mediocre golf today. I've got the grandson tonight. I Think some O'Charley's ribs might hit the spot. He and I can make spectacles of ourselves wearing elbow to elbow BBQ sauce. We'll deplete them of wet-naps.

After careful study of how golf can dictate one's game, I've set forth Murphy's law of golf as follows:

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

If you disagree, you obviously have either not played enough golf or your on the PGA tour. If your the latter, congrats.

First, it is obvious that you had a bad round. Second, your list of cut and paste Murphy's laws are just excuses. You need to practice more. HTH

Enjoy the ribs with the Grand-Kid.

[2Stater]

First, it is obvious that you had a bad round. Second, your list of cut and paste Murphy's laws are just excuses. You need to practice more. HTH

Enjoy the ribs with the Grand-Kid.

  You know me too well, pmull.

[BAMAWV]

[Chechem]

 

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