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[Chechem]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.  

It's Christmas.  Go with them.  
Do it for them.  HTH.

[BAMAWV]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.  

It's Christmas.  Go with them.  
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

[Chechem]

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

or

[pmull]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.  

It's Christmas.  Go with them.  
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

Good for you WV. You will enjoy it once you are there. I wish I could see my parents this Christmas.

Since you don't get out much you may need a few tips. Comb your hair or wear a hat. Wear your nicest pair of jeans. My nicest I mean newest. Don't wear plastic shoes slippers. HTH

[SUPERCOACH]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.   

It's Christmas.  Go with them. 
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

Good for you WV. You will enjoy it once you are there. I wish I could see my parents this Christmas.

Since you don't get out much you may need a few tips. Comb your hair or wear a hat. Wear your nicest pair of jeans. My nicest I mean newest. Don't wear plastic shoes slippers. HTH

Also, be sure to take a shower before you go.  HTH.

[pmull]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.   

It's Christmas.  Go with them. 
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

Good for you WV. You will enjoy it once you are there. I wish I could see my parents this Christmas.

Since you don't get out much you may need a few tips. Comb your hair or wear a hat. Wear your nicest pair of jeans. My nicest I mean newest. Don't wear plastic shoes slippers. HTH

Also, be sure to take a shower before you go.  HTH.

SC makes a good point. Showers are important when you are around other people. I also recommend deorderant.

Merry Christmas WV. 

[2Stater]

Good Christmas Eve to all.

[BAMAWV]

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

They won't have one in our size, Chech. 


or

LSU team Christmas song getting played on Fox and Friends. Clamoring for a Crimson Tide version. First we will celebrate the birth of our Lord.  Then let it be known the Crimson Tide has men's business to tend and is focused on singing The Rammer Jammer. It's kinda Christmassy. "Merry Christmas, LSU---We just beat the fruit cake out of you!"

[2Stater]

LSU team Christmas song getting played on Fox and Friends. Clamoring for a Crimson Tide version. First we will celebrate the birth of our Lord.  Then let it be known the Crimson Tide has men's business to tend and is focused on singing The Rammer Jammer. It's kinda Christmassy. "Merry Christmas, LSU---We just beat the fruit cake out of you!"

Now that's catchy right there. You ought to copyright that, WV. 

[BAMAWV]

"Operation Ride Home" -- Jack Daniels paying for a soldiers trip home. Also they paid for his wife and kids to all meet up at Grandma's house. Gas, travel meals, an overnight motel. These people were so thankful-- nice job Jack Daniels!

[2Stater]

"Operation Ride Home" -- Jack Daniels paying for a soldiers trip home. Also they paid for his wife and kids to all meet up at Grandma's house. Gas, travel meals, an overnight motel. These people were so thankful-- nice job Jack Daniels!

Indeed, good stuff! 

[BAMAWV]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.   

It's Christmas.  Go with them. 
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

Good for you WV. You will enjoy it once you are there. I wish I could see my parents this Christmas.

Since you don't get out much you may need a few tips. Comb your hair or wear a hat. Wear your nicest pair of jeans. My nicest I mean newest. Don't wear plastic shoes slippers. HTH

Also, be sure to take a shower before you go.  HTH.

SC makes a good point. Showers are important when you are around other people. I also recommend deorderant.

Merry Christmas WV. 

A reminder doesn't hurt a thing. One year I bought a truckload of "Christmas Composte". It was cold and the mushroom composte was a frozen boulder, but all the good little gardners in our family got a 4" layer around their favorite spots. Point being, you don't smell quite so bad standing next to a truckload of manure. (I hope the fart/poop joke people will be thrilled)

[2Stater]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.   

It's Christmas.  Go with them. 
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

Good for you WV. You will enjoy it once you are there. I wish I could see my parents this Christmas.

Since you don't get out much you may need a few tips. Comb your hair or wear a hat. Wear your nicest pair of jeans. My nicest I mean newest. Don't wear plastic shoes slippers. HTH

Also, be sure to take a shower before you go.  HTH.

SC makes a good point. Showers are important when you are around other people. I also recommend deorderant.

Merry Christmas WV. 

A reminder doesn't hurt a thing. One year I bought a truckload of "Christmas Composte". It was cold and the mushroom composte was a frozen boulder, but all the good little gardners in our family got a 4" layer around their favorite spots. Point being, you don't smell quite so bad standing next to a truckload of manure. (I hope the fart/poop joke people will be thrilled)

OK, I'll cast my vote. I give you a 6 1/2. I've seen you do better. HTH.

[Chechem]

MW, what's this "Fox News" stuff you speak of?

Is it  ??

[BAMAWV]

My brother's daughter is having her first Christmas dinner for the family tomorrow. She received her Doctorate a year or so ago, and has now bought her first home and is ready to entertain on the "big stage". Nice neighborhood. Anyway, as some may have noticed, I refuse to go anywhere. I've already talked to the big guy about doing my job tomorrow, so I can go. That is worked out if I want.  The rest of our family is going today (Charleston). So if I don't it is just me and the dogs.  I haven't been to the store in 6 mos. Oldest daughter is cutting my hair now days. I had a meeting in southern WV (coalfields) back in May.   

It's Christmas.  Go with them. 
Do it for them.  HTH.

Thanks. My folks aren't getting any younger. You tipped the scale. Now, what to wear?

Good for you WV. You will enjoy it once you are there. I wish I could see my parents this Christmas.

Since you don't get out much you may need a few tips. Comb your hair or wear a hat. Wear your nicest pair of jeans. My nicest I mean newest. Don't wear plastic shoes slippers. HTH

Also, be sure to take a shower before you go.  HTH.

SC makes a good point. Showers are important when you are around other people. I also recommend deorderant.

Merry Christmas WV. 

A reminder doesn't hurt a thing. One year I bought a truckload of "Christmas Composte". It was cold and the mushroom composte was a frozen boulder, but all the good little gardners in our family got a 4" layer around their favorite spots. Point being, you don't smell quite so bad standing next to a truckload of manure. (I hope the fart/poop joke people will be thrilled)

OK, I'll cast my vote. I give you a 6 1/2. I've seen you do better. HTH.

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