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[BAMAWV]

Robby Green to Participate in UA Pro Day

"I didn't get a chance to speak to coach (Nick) Saban directly, but I talked to coach Cochran, and I think he spoke to coach Saban on my behalf, and they agreed to let me come back and run there," Green said. "Really, it means a lot."

Evidence number 999,984 that Nick Saban is a heartless, evil, selfish, uncaring sonuvabitch!

Click here for link

Sounds like CNS might enjoy a full ride CRS paid scholly to POOR OL' BAMAWV CHARM SCHOOL.

[BAMAWV]

Fast Forward Several Years:

Lil cbbama99 is wrongly accused and arrested in NOLA for whippin' a bunch of coonasses. Seems he was merely defending himself while on a baseball tourney trip to the Crescent City. Something to do with him still not having cleats.

cbbama99 was home slammin' Dixie 45s and watchin' the replay of the 2016 Bama NCG when he gets the call from Central Lockup in N.O..  He immediately logs on to his "favorites" link for the NITE OWL TAXI AND BAIL BOND SERVICE.

Ole Chech takes his call and dials the jail and determines the bond to be $10,000.  Cbbama99 was going to leave him down there but BAMAWV tactfully explained that NITE OWL would put up 85%. After doing the math for him, NITE OWL left cbbama99 to wire the money to Ole Chech. Extra is paid for transportation so he wired an extra $200 with the $1500-- we waved the meal charges for that long a trip since we were all such close friends. Disbursements such as Western Union fees were of course added since it is a company policy.

The NOLA cab driver picked up the wrongly accused and started north to Mobile.

BAMAWV wired $10,000 to the jail and headed to Mobile to charm the not guilty parents.

That evening, 2stater pulls in with MeeMaw driving. Mrs.cbbama99 runs him off back to Florida and MeeMaw shoots BAMAWV the finger as she peels out!

Taxi pulls in and cbbama downs another Dixie45. Hugs all around. RTR SC calls to see what his cut is and Ole Chech sent him some e-creds via snail mail.

Ole Chech meets BAMAWV in Memphis to give him his cut on the way back to WV. But a call comes in that KupKake was locked up for beating on CooCoopuff again.

On his way back home, Ole Chech gets a call from Hannibal Lector. We've been expecting that call.

 

[pmull]

Robby Green to Participate in UA Pro Day

"I didn't get a chance to speak to coach (Nick) Saban directly, but I talked to coach Cochran, and I think he spoke to coach Saban on my behalf, and they agreed to let me come back and run there," Green said. "Really, it means a lot."

Evidence number 999,984 that Nick Saban is a heartless, evil, selfish, uncaring sonuvabitch!

Click here for link

Sounds like CNS might enjoy a full ride CRS paid scholly to POOR OL' BAMAWV CHARM SCHOOL.

That quote came from RollBamaRoll. They were making fun of all the CNS haters. Pretty nice of him to let Green come to the Pro Day considering he has not been on team in a while.

[BAMAWV]

Robby Green to Participate in UA Pro Day

"I didn't get a chance to speak to coach (Nick) Saban directly, but I talked to coach Cochran, and I think he spoke to coach Saban on my behalf, and they agreed to let me come back and run there," Green said. "Really, it means a lot."

Evidence number 999,984 that Nick Saban is a heartless, evil, selfish, uncaring sonuvabitch!

Click here for link

Sounds like CNS might enjoy a full ride CRS paid scholly to POOR OL' BAMAWV CHARM SCHOOL.

That quote came from RollBamaRoll. They were making fun of all the CNS haters. Pretty nice of him to let Green come to the Pro Day considering he has not been on team in a while.

I'd be surprise if there were not liability issues discussed first. Agreed. Dang nice of him.

[2Stater]

Fast Forward Several Years:

Lil cbbama99 is wrongly accused and arrested in NOLA for whippin' a bunch of coonasses. Seems he was merely defending himself while on a baseball tourney trip to the Crescent City. Something to do with him still not having cleats.

cbbama99 was home slammin' Dixie 45s and watchin' the replay of the 2016 Bama NCG when he gets the call from Central Lockup in N.O..  He immediately logs on to his "favorites" link for the NITE OWL TAXI AND BAIL BOND SERVICE.

Ole Chech takes his call and dials the jail and determines the bond to be $10,000.  Cbbama99 was going to leave him down there but BAMAWV tactfully explained that NITE OWL would put up 85%. After doing the math for him, NITE OWL left cbbama99 to wire the money to Ole Chech. Extra is paid for transportation so he wired an extra $200 with the $1500-- we waved the meal charges for that long a trip since we were all such close friends. Disbursements such as Western Union fees were of course added since it is a company policy.

The NOLA cab driver picked up the wrongly accused and started north to Mobile.

BAMAWV wired $10,000 to the jail and headed to Mobile to charm the not guilty parents.

That evening, 2stater pulls in with MeeMaw driving. Mrs.cbbama99 runs him off back to Florida and MeeMaw shoots BAMAWV the finger as she peels out!

Taxi pulls in and cbbama downs another Dixie45. Hugs all around. RTR SC calls to see what his cut is and Ole Chech sent him some e-creds via snail mail.

Ole Chech meets BAMAWV in Memphis to give him his cut on the way back to WV. But a call comes in that KupKake was locked up for beating on CooCoopuff again.

On his way back home, Ole Chech gets a call from Hannibal Lector. We've been expecting that call.

 

Pure charm, ole boy. Pure charm. 

[BAMAWV]

Math is all wrong too. I remember a big stir about the bonding companies. They didn't pay the 10,000 but were bonded for it. Some of the bondsmen had much bigger debts (at large suspects?) than they were bonded for, so some owed the municipalities 2,3,4, or maybe $500,000K. But for some reason the state or local govs. were not complaining until the newspapers got involved.

[Chechem]

"Hmm" (reading the posts of the day).

Looks like nothing is new except bad bb. 

[Chechem]

"Good morning."

Nite Owl Service is now open.

[BAMAWV]

"Good morning."

Nite Owl Service is now open.

Relax. Most of them that get arrested now won't have bond set until Monday.

[BAMAWV]

"Good morning."

Nite Owl Service is now open.

Relax. Most of them that get arrested now won't have bond set until Monday.

We need to gather a list of cab drivers- one or two or three per city. Penmanship seems important. The rest we can teach.

[Chechem]

"Good morning."

Nite Owl Service is now open.

Relax. Most of them that get arrested now won't have bond set until Monday.

We need to gather a list of cab drivers- one or two or three per city. Penmanship seems important. The rest we can teach.

I speak Spanish, a bit of German, some Italian, and a tad of Russian.  Can you help with the Arabic languages?

[BAMAWV]

"Good morning."

Nite Owl Service is now open.

Relax. Most of them that get arrested now won't have bond set until Monday.

We need to gather a list of cab drivers- one or two or three per city. Penmanship seems important. The rest we can teach.

I speak Spanish, a bit of German, some Italian, and a tad of Russian.  Can you help with the Arabic languages?

No. But I'll bet you banned (about 10 minutes ago) the guy that could!

[Chechem]

"Good morning."
Nite Owl Service is now open.

Relax. Most of them that get arrested now won't have bond set until Monday.

We need to gather a list of cab drivers- one or two or three per city. Penmanship seems important. The rest we can teach.

I speak Spanish, a bit of German, some Italian, and a tad of Russian.  Can you help with the Arabic languages?

No. But I'll bet you banned (about 10 minutes ago) the guy that could!

Nice. 
Not to worry; we always keep them in the files.

[cbbama99]

Fast Forward Several Years:

Lil cbbama99 is wrongly accused and arrested in NOLA for whippin' a bunch of coonasses. Seems he was merely defending himself while on a baseball tourney trip to the Crescent City. Something to do with him still not having cleats.

cbbama99 was home slammin' Dixie 45s and watchin' the replay of the 2016 Bama NCG when he gets the call from Central Lockup in N.O..  He immediately logs on to his "favorites" link for the NITE OWL TAXI AND BAIL BOND SERVICE.

Ole Chech takes his call and dials the jail and determines the bond to be $10,000.  Cbbama99 was going to leave him down there but BAMAWV tactfully explained that NITE OWL would put up 85%. After doing the math for him, NITE OWL left cbbama99 to wire the money to Ole Chech. Extra is paid for transportation so he wired an extra $200 with the $1500-- we waved the meal charges for that long a trip since we were all such close friends. Disbursements such as Western Union fees were of course added since it is a company policy.

The NOLA cab driver picked up the wrongly accused and started north to Mobile.

BAMAWV wired $10,000 to the jail and headed to Mobile to charm the not guilty parents.

That evening, 2stater pulls in with MeeMaw driving. Mrs.cbbama99 runs him off back to Florida and MeeMaw shoots BAMAWV the finger as she peels out!

Taxi pulls in and cbbama downs another Dixie45. Hugs all around. RTR SC calls to see what his cut is and Ole Chech sent him some e-creds via snail mail.

Ole Chech meets BAMAWV in Memphis to give him his cut on the way back to WV. But a call comes in that KupKake was locked up for beating on CooCoopuff again.

On his way back home, Ole Chech gets a call from Hannibal Lector. We've been expecting that call.

 

You, sir, have WAY too much time on your hands devising this little story. In the words of Elaine from "Seinfeld" : "I often wonder what you will be like when senility hits."

[BAMAWV]

Fast Forward Several Years:

Lil cbbama99 is wrongly accused and arrested in NOLA for whippin' a bunch of coonasses. Seems he was merely defending himself while on a baseball tourney trip to the Crescent City. Something to do with him still not having cleats.

cbbama99 was home slammin' Dixie 45s and watchin' the replay of the 2016 Bama NCG when he gets the call from Central Lockup in N.O..  He immediately logs on to his "favorites" link for the NITE OWL TAXI AND BAIL BOND SERVICE.

Ole Chech takes his call and dials the jail and determines the bond to be $10,000.  Cbbama99 was going to leave him down there but BAMAWV tactfully explained that NITE OWL would put up 85%. After doing the math for him, NITE OWL left cbbama99 to wire the money to Ole Chech. Extra is paid for transportation so he wired an extra $200 with the $1500-- we waved the meal charges for that long a trip since we were all such close friends. Disbursements such as Western Union fees were of course added since it is a company policy.

The NOLA cab driver picked up the wrongly accused and started north to Mobile.

BAMAWV wired $10,000 to the jail and headed to Mobile to charm the not guilty parents.

That evening, 2stater pulls in with MeeMaw driving. Mrs.cbbama99 runs him off back to Florida and MeeMaw shoots BAMAWV the finger as she peels out!

Taxi pulls in and cbbama downs another Dixie45. Hugs all around. RTR SC calls to see what his cut is and Ole Chech sent him some e-creds via snail mail.

Ole Chech meets BAMAWV in Memphis to give him his cut on the way back to WV. But a call comes in that KupKake was locked up for beating on CooCoopuff again.

On his way back home, Ole Chech gets a call from Hannibal Lector. We've been expecting that call.

 

You, sir, have WAY too much time on your hands devising this little story. In the words of Elaine from "Seinfeld" : "I often wonder what you will be like when senility hits."

Have another Dixie45 on me!

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