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[BAMAWV]

...There is also a couple packs of green hostess sno-balls that I'm sure she would want me to have. "Happy St. Pats"

I'm only half Irish.  May I have half?

Awful early to be half drunk!

[BAMAWV]

...There is also a couple packs of green hostess sno-balls that I'm sure she would want me to have. "Happy St. Pats"

I'm only half Irish.  May I have half?

Awful early to be half drunk!

Have an e-cred instead-- pretend it's green.

[Chechem]

...There is also a couple packs of green hostess sno-balls that I'm sure she would want me to have. "Happy St. Pats"

I'm only half Irish.  May I have half?

Awful early to be half drunk!

Have an e-cred instead-- pretend it's green.

Thanks.  I'd kiss you (Irish tradition),  but (due to your age and gender) will offer an e-cred instead.

[2Stater]

So, half green fruitcake for the bracket winner? Oh, and GM.

[BAMAWV]

...There is also a couple packs of green hostess sno-balls that I'm sure she would want me to have. "Happy St. Pats"

I'm only half Irish.  May I have half?

Save a little for St. Dr. Joe's Day-- Patron Saint of Carpenters/Professors

[BAMAWV]

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .'

The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
 
The first one says, 'So am I!  And where about in Ireland are ya from?'
 
The other woman  answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'
 
The first one responds, 'So, am I!!   And what street did you live on in Dublin ?'   

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area.  It was in the west end.  I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
   
The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world.  So did I!  So did I!  And what school did ya go to?'

 The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..'   

The first one gets  really excited and says, 'And so did I!  Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see.  I graduated in 1964.'
 
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!  I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight!  Can you believe it?  I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self !' 

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
 
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
 
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
 
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again

[pmull]

You can get little packs of green ketchup at Burger King today.

[pmull]

I am having trouble following three basketball games and a softball ball. I am not as sharp as I used to be be. 

[BAMAWV]

I am having trouble following three basketball games and a softball ball. I am not as sharp as I used to be be. 

It's where they keep takin' all the salt and grease out of our food.

[cbbama99]

I am having trouble following three basketball games and a softball ball. I am not as sharp as I used to be be. 

It's where they keep takin' all the salt and grease out of our food.

So THAT'S what's wrong with Obama and his ilk: too many healthy lunches, not enough salt and grease.

[BAMAWV]

I am having trouble following three basketball games and a softball ball. I am not as sharp as I used to be be. 

It's where they keep takin' all the salt and grease out of our food.

So THAT'S what's wrong with Obama and his ilk: too many healthy lunches, not enough salt and grease.

The woman just came in to close my office door. Said the TV was too loud for them to hear whatever show they have on in the living room. 60 feet away,-- maybe my TV is turned up a little loud.

[cbbama99]

I am having trouble following three basketball games and a softball ball. I am not as sharp as I used to be be. 

It's where they keep takin' all the salt and grease out of our food.

So THAT'S what's wrong with Obama and his ilk: too many healthy lunches, not enough salt and grease.

The woman just came in to close my office door. Said the TV was too loud for them to hear whatever show they have on in the living room. 60 feet away,-- maybe my TV is turned up a little loud.

The missus is always saying that my TV is up too loud as well. I complain that the people in the shows talk too low. I guess I am turning into my dad a little earlier than I thought.

[BAMAWV]

Everyone should be up early getting their camera phones ready to get pictures of their church. Chechem on a mission to pick up the fruit cake trophy. Safe travels and Godspeed to him. "Remember CAT, we have plenty of heroes, -we don't need any new ones."

[Old Tider]

So THAT'S what's wrong with Obama and his ilk: too many healthy lunches, not enough salt and grease.

That's what was wrong with Clinton's heart: too much salt and grease.

[BAMAWV]

So THAT'S what's wrong with Obama and his ilk: too many healthy lunches, not enough salt and grease.

That's what was wrong with Clinton's heart: too much salt and grease.

I thought that was from no longer getting to wear the pants?

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