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[Chechem]

Curiosity got me (i.e., killed the Cat).  I opened Anastasiadate.com

This is what I got as page 1 (with a page of your personal info to be filled out).


Yikes.  Not the granola peasant girl.

She's a doctor/lawyer that doesn't drink or smoke and speaks good English. Just wants a man that is funny and caring.

More likely she's trying out for the remake of the "Munsters".

[Chechem]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pIZh1jr-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pIZh1jr-w</a>

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all). 

[ssmith general]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pIZh1jr-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pIZh1jr-w</a>

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all). 

It's a little PG-13 for the board, but I figure that is counteracted by the Oak Ridge Boys.  Plus, I remember Elvira from when I was a little boy, she was all over the pacle. 

[BAMAWV]

Curiosity got me (i.e., killed the Cat).  I opened Anastasiadate.com

This is what I got as page 1 (with a page of your personal info to be filled out).


Yikes.  Not the granola peasant girl.

She's a doctor/lawyer that doesn't drink or smoke and speaks good English. Just wants a man that is funny and caring.

More likely she's trying out for the remake of the "Munsters".

Likes cooking and staying home with a good book.

[Chechem]

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all). 

It's a little PG-13 for the board, but I figure that is counteracted by the Oak Ridge Boys.  Plus, I remember Elvira from when I was a little boy, she was all over the pacle. 

And now she's all grown up, and running a hooker scam out of the Ukraine. 

[ssmith general]

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all). 

It's a little PG-13 for the board, but I figure that is counteracted by the Oak Ridge Boys.  Plus, I remember Elvira from when I was a little boy, she was all over the pacle. 

And now she's all grown up, and running a hooker scam out of the Ukraine. 

You think the eastern block brides are a scam?  I knew one when I lived in California.  Nadia.  She had fullfilled her agreement (5 year marriage) and was a single hot american citizen. 

[Chechem]

Bumping her so I don't get creeped out by those other pics.

[BAMAWV]

Went through puberty watching Joey Heatherton rolling around on a Sealy posturepedic mattress.

[ssmith general]

Bumping her so I don't get creeped out by those other pics.

I like her.

[ssmith general]

Went through puberty watching Joey Heatherton rolling around on a Sealy posturepedic mattress.

I googled this and was relieved to find out that it is a woman.

[BAMAWV]

Went through puberty watching Joey Heatherton rolling around on a Sealy posturepedic mattress.

[Chechem]

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all). 

It's a little PG-13 for the board, but I figure that is counteracted by the Oak Ridge Boys.  Plus, I remember Elvira from when I was a little boy, she was all over the pacle. 

And now she's all grown up, and running a hooker scam out of the Ukraine. 

You think the eastern block brides are a scam?  I knew one when I lived in California.  Nadia.  She had fullfilled her agreement (5 year marriage) and was a single hot american citizen. 

Maybe not a scam.  But I'm not filling out the information page with full name, birth date, address, credit card, etc.

In the words of Little Big Man (advising Col. Custer), "You go down there if you got the nerve.  Them's Sioux braves by the thousands..."

[BAMAWV]

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all). 

It's a little PG-13 for the board, but I figure that is counteracted by the Oak Ridge Boys.  Plus, I remember Elvira from when I was a little boy, she was all over the pacle. 

And now she's all grown up, and running a hooker scam out of the Ukraine. 

You think the eastern block brides are a scam?  I knew one when I lived in California.  Nadia.  She had fullfilled her agreement (5 year marriage) and was a single hot american citizen. 

All of them are named Nadia, Nastasha, or Iliana. I just want to hear them say, "Boris, lets go get Moose and Squirrel".

[Chechem]

OMG, dead ringer (chest and all).  

It's a little PG-13 for the board, but I figure that is counteracted by the Oak Ridge Boys.  Plus, I remember Elvira from when I was a little boy, she was all over the pacle.  

And now she's all grown up, and running a hooker scam out of the Ukraine.  

You think the eastern block brides are a scam?  I knew one when I lived in California.  Nadia.  She had fullfilled her agreement (5 year marriage) and was a single hot american citizen.  

All of them are named Nadia, Nastasha, or Iliana. I just want to hear them say, "Boris, lets go get Moose and Squirrel".

LOL.

Time to go.  First, I'll prolong Smitty's fantasy with "Anastasia".



BTW, she's a sophomore at UAB.

[ssmith general]

The driveway looks great.  No wash away at all.  no puddles. #win

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