***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[Jamos]

Morning, all.  CB, you've edged up your vocabulary to "copacetic", eh?  Bravo!

Looks like a chilly, RAINY day.  Will this cold ever end?  Maybe a warm-weather pic:

Hey! I iz a colige grajuate! I no sum beeg wurds!   

 

[2Stater]

Good morning guys. Not currently raining, but even after the front moved through yesterday, we continued to have drizzle and a bone chilling wind.

Chech, we had dinner with friends last night that were half way seriously trying to talk us into moving to Belize. The temptation is certainly great with this cold weather lingering, Stupid groundhog! 

[pmull]

Tomorrow is signing day. All the 4* and 5* recruits have been wined and dined and treated like royalty. Once they sign the honeymoon is over and the real work starts. Reminds me of an old joke.

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul was met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St Peter. "Before you get settled in, it seems we have a problem. You see, as you can imagine, we've never had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in" said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner with wines of the best. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute)and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator opened at the Pearly Gates and she found St Peter waiting for her. She spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now choose your eternity," he said.

The woman replied: "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."

[2Stater]

Tomorrow is signing day. All the 4* and 5* recruits have been wined and dined and treated like royalty. Once they sign the honeymoon is over and the real work starts. Reminds me of an old joke.

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul was met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St Peter. "Before you get settled in, it seems we have a problem. You see, as you can imagine, we've never had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in" said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.

"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner with wines of the best. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute)and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator opened at the Pearly Gates and she found St Peter waiting for her. She spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now choose your eternity," he said.

The woman replied: "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."

  I heard it originally as a political joke, but I think I like this one better.

[2Stater]

[Chechem]

My friends, they joke.  Please forgive them, God.

 

[2Stater]

My friends, they joke.  Please forgive them, God.

 

 

[Chechem]

It's cold, it's damp, it's the dead of winter, and ...

NATIONAL SIGNING DAY IS HERE.

   

Have some coffee and enjoy it. 

[2Stater]

Good rainy morning. Well, NSD is here. Let the recruits fall where they may. 

Tomorrow, the silly season begins. 

[Jamos]

Morning.

NSD it is and I'm guessing there are some nervous coaches this morning. I will get to attend the REC NSD event after all today, a friend came to my rescue.

Have a good day everyone.

[Chechem]

I will get to attend the REC NSD event after all today, a friend came to my rescue.

Indeed, friends are a wonderful asset.  You have to be one to have one!

[Jamos]

I will get to attend the REC NSD event after all today, a friend came to my rescue.

Indeed, friends are a wonderful asset.  You have to be one to have one!

 

[2Stater]

I will get to attend the REC NSD event after all today, a friend came to my rescue.

Indeed, friends are a wonderful asset.  You have to be a good one to have oneas many as J does!

FIFY! 

[pmull]

Alabama Softball plays their opener this Friday. Alabama Baseball opens Friday the 14th and the Red Sox pitchers and catchers report in 10 days. Baseball season is about to start. All we need is some warm weather.

[ricky023]

Yea buddy, and I am looking forward to it. I am so excited to see what Alabama puts on the diamond this year. Win, lose, or draw we will have a good team. I look forward to seeing what the Orioles do this year along with the Braves. Time a for a Baltimore vs Atlanta match up in the World Series. RTR!

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