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[Chechem]

Let's try this:



[muffled voice] "Okay, Tractor Boy, we've got your tractor.  You know what to do if you want it back."
[pushes tractor forward to microphone]

"Help.  I've been taken captive by masked Anti-Bamites."

[takes microphone back]
"That's enough.  Got that, Tractor Boy?  Come get it."

[BAMAWV]

Let's try this:



[muffled voice] "Okay, Tractor Boy, we've got your tractor.  You know what to do if you want it back."
[pushes tractor forward to microphone]

"Help.  I've been taken captive by masked Anti-Bamites."

[takes microphone back]
"That's enough.  Got that, Tractor Boy?  Come get it."

You had me at okay.

[XBAMA]

No XBAMA I didn't? Am I going to regret this? rofl, RTR!

I hope not and remember , I just pass em' along and didn't write em'



A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Where’s President Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

[BAMAWV]

No XBAMA I didn't? Am I going to regret this? rofl, RTR!

I hope not and remember , I just pass em' along and didn't write em'



A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Where’s President Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

[SUPERCOACH]

No XBAMA I didn't? Am I going to regret this? rofl, RTR!

I hope not and remember , I just pass em' along and didn't write em'



A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Where’s President Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

             

[XBAMA]

well boys and girls , I've been busy removing a virus from
a friends computer and haven't been keeping up so good ...

whats up with this ?

Let's leave the man alone.    You do notice he's not listed among the administrators now, right?

has the general left us ? is this a joke ?

[Chechem]

well boys and girls , I've been busy removing a virus from
a friends computer and haven't been keeping up so good ...

whats up with this ?

Let's leave the man alone.    You do notice he's not listed among the administrators now, right?

has the general left us ? is this a joke ?

Not a joke.  Just 2 friends going in opposite directions (for now).

[2Stater]

well boys and girls , I've been busy removing a virus from
a friends computer and haven't been keeping up so good ...

whats up with this ?

Let's leave the man alone.    You do notice he's not listed among the administrators now, right?

has the general left us ? is this a joke ?

Afraid not X. 

[XBAMA]

dang ... I need to keep up better

[Chechem]

This should work.

"Anybody know anything about types of mud and how to drain mudholes?  I love playing in it, but need advice."

[XBAMA]

the tractor pron didn't work I guess ... and it was the good stuff

[BAMAWV]

Let's try this: I post on this place alot and I invented El Oh El.

[2Stater]

This should work.

"Anybody know anything about types of mud and how to drain mudholes?  I love playing in it, but need advice."

[2Stater]

Let's try this: I post on this place alot and I invented El Oh El.

 

[2Stater]

We've given it our best shot. I thought sure at least one of these would bring him back in.
 

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