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[Chechem]

Camera zoomed on Elton John and his ... buddy.  Elton has expanded in girth.

[Chechem]

Wow, the bride and her brother look identical except for the hair.  They twins?

[Chechem]

Okay, his life is over.

How long do they have to wait before asking for a divorce (in England)?

Is a solicitor a ye olde name for hooker. I think you need one to get a divorce there. Or a bar sister?

  for "ye olde".  I couldn't have come up with that until cup #2.

[BAMAWV]

Wow, the bride and her brother look identical except for the hair.  They twins?

The choir boys all in neck braces. Sad. Wonder how much we could get at the recycle pacle for the organ pipes?

[Chechem]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

[ssmith general]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

yes, but I was REALLY hungover, there's nothing left of most of the bodies.  Who was the last person interred there?

[Chechem]

Wow, the bride and her brother look identical except for the hair.  They twins?

The choir boys all in neck braces. Sad. Wonder how much we could get at the recycle pacle for the organ pipes?

Well, they're not copper.  Brass is cheap.  Now if they were silver... it's up to $48/oz (last night).
I could sell one of those dress swords at a gun show.  But every idiot at the table would say, "So, it's English, not Confederate?"

[Chechem]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

yes, but I was REALLY hungover, there's nothing left of most of the bodies.  Who was the last person interred there?

THE GROOM.

[ssmith general]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

yes, but I was REALLY hungover, there's nothing left of most of the bodies.  Who was the last person interred there?

THE GROOM.

You're welcome.

[BAMAWV]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

Like the UTk football field?

[Chechem]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

yes, but I was REALLY hungover, there's nothing left of most of the bodies.  Who was the last person interred there?

THE GROOM.

You're welcome.

Thought perhaps you served that one on purpose.  Seriously, who interred recently?  Diana?  Or was she buried in the Red Sea?  Chunnel?

[Chechem]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

Like the UTk football field?

"Exactly, Mr. Oher."

[ssmith general]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

yes, but I was REALLY hungover, there's nothing left of most of the bodies.  Who was the last person interred there?

THE GROOM.

You're welcome.

Thought perhaps you served that one on purpose.  Seriously, who interred recently?  Diana?  Or was she buried in the Red Sea?  Chunnel?

No clue.  Let me hit google.

I got a double on that one, I thought of the question, then realized the value, then posted.

[BAMAWV]

Wow, the bride and her brother look identical except for the hair.  They twins?

The choir boys all in neck braces. Sad. Wonder how much we could get at the recycle pacle for the organ pipes?

Well, they're not copper.  Brass is cheap.  Now if they were silver... it's up to $48/oz (last night).
I could sell one of those dress swords at a gun show.  But every idiot at the table would say, "So, it's English, not Confederate?"

[Chechem]

Ya'll been to Westminster Abbey?  Like all of those old churches, etc in Europe, you're walking on bodies.  The floor is full of dead people.  Wonder if she's thinking that while standing over them at the altar?

Like the UTk football field?

"Exactly, Mr. Oher."

Anyhow, I remember staring at those chairs where the choir boys are standing, with the high pointy things on the chair backs, like Catholic Cardinal Hats.  I think that's what they do in some ceremonies, all wear those hats and sit in those chairs.

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