***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[2Stater]

Let's try these guys. Can you see them?

Bring me 2 of those 2nd from left.  Nice.   

Sorry, the pina coloda is non-alcoholic and is mine.

Agreed.  Once SLS takes off, we'll all fly to the island for some R&R.  I'll show you guys the easy life.

"Easy" is my favorite. 

[BAMAWV]

I was in a courtroom in Foley years ago. Traffic thing. Anyway, this guy was in there for (sea) turtle poaching. They were gonna lynch him. He was trying to explain that he found a distressed turtle and was bringing in a rescue, not poaching. Just before they commenced dragging him to the gallows, a guy from the Mobile Coast Guard station showed up. He said they rec'd a garbled message from the accused. They let him go, but even with the late breaking evidence, barely.

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

[ssmith general]

I was in a courtroom in Foley years ago. Traffic thing. Anyway, this guy was in there for (sea) turtle poaching. They were gonna lynch him. He was trying to explain that he found a distressed turtle and was bringing in a rescue, not poaching. Just before they commenced dragging him to the gallows, a guy from the Mobile Coast Guard station showed up. He said they rec'd a garbled message from the accused. They let him go, but even with the late breaking evidence, barely.

In puerto rico they had areas of the beach you couldnt go and all the lights had to be off at night during certain months.  I never saw one.

[2Stater]

St. Johns Island Florida is the most protected area in the world for sea turtles and their nesting areas. Poachers used to run amuck there.

[ssmith general]

St. Johns Island Florida is the most protected area in the world for sea turtles and their nesting areas. Poachers used to run amuck there.

What is the poaching for?  Eating?  Some creepy delicacy? 

[2Stater]

St. Johns Island Florida is the most protected area in the world for sea turtles and their nesting areas. Poachers used to run amuck there.

What is the poaching for?  Eating?  Some creepy delicacy? 

All of the above.

[Chechem]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

[Chechem]

St. Johns Island Florida is the most protected area in the world for sea turtles and their nesting areas. Poachers used to run amuck there.

What is the poaching for?  Eating?  Some creepy delicacy? 

All of the above.

Mostly the eggs.  Before Viagra, there was quite a market for them.  Another folklore cure.
"Hey, limp one, take your turtle eggs today?"

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

[BAMAWV]

St. Johns Island Florida is the most protected area in the world for sea turtles and their nesting areas. Poachers used to run amuck there.

What is the poaching for?  Eating?  Some creepy delicacy? 

All of the above.

Mostly the eggs.  Before Viagra, there was quite a market for them.  Another folklore cure.
"Hey, limp one, take your turtle eggs today?"

Turtle Wax.

[Chechem]

St. Johns Island Florida is the most protected area in the world for sea turtles and their nesting areas. Poachers used to run amuck there.

What is the poaching for?  Eating?  Some creepy delicacy? 

All of the above.

Mostly the eggs.  Before Viagra, there was quite a market for them.  Another folklore cure.
"Hey, limp one, take your turtle eggs today?"

Turtle Wax.

True.  Forgot that.

[2Stater]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

[Chechem]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

That was a full day.  When does gf return?

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