***CRIMSON RED DAILY THREAD***

[2Stater]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

Prolly trying to make him a tin foil hat.

[Chechem]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

That was a full day.  When does gf return?

After that I graded the back for about 3 hours.

3 pm tomorrow. 

[2Stater]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

:chortle:

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

Seriously.  So you want flat cans, I can sort of understand that from a storage issue since for some reason he's storing empty cans, but I bet it takes him 3 times longer to line them up and run over them than it would to step on them one at a time.

[Chechem]

This the neighbor?  Caught him with the telephoto.

[Chechem]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

Seriously.  So you want flat cans, I can sort of understand that from a storage issue since for some reason he's storing empty cans, but I bet it takes him 3 times longer to line them up and run over them than it would to step on them one at a time.

My guess is he's one of the conspiracy nuts.  Put up a "ReElect Obama 2012" sign in your yard.  That should help.

[2Stater]

I kinda pictured him looking like this.

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

Seriously.  So you want flat cans, I can sort of understand that from a storage issue since for some reason he's storing empty cans, but I bet it takes him 3 times longer to line them up and run over them than it would to step on them one at a time.

My guess is he's one of the conspiracy nuts.  Put up a "ReElect Obama 2012" sign in your yard.  That should help.

Help me here.  How does flattening cans with a car relate to Obama?

In reality, I think he thinks he's being really smart or something, like "I have to back up anyway, may as well run over some cans while I'm at it". 

I guess I should add he does it while he's leaving for work,

[Chechem]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

Seriously.  So you want flat cans, I can sort of understand that from a storage issue since for some reason he's storing empty cans, but I bet it takes him 3 times longer to line them up and run over them than it would to step on them one at a time.

My guess is he's one of the conspiracy nuts.  Put up a "ReElect Obama 2012" sign in your yard.  That should help.

Help me here.  How does flattening cans with a car relate to Obama?

In reality, I think he thinks he's being really smart or something, like "I have to back up anyway, may as well run over some cans" sort of mindset.

Hording cans until the price of aluminum goes up.  Storage issues.  Survivalist.
How do I know?  Do I look like a psychologist?  The world is full of nuts.  I have a neighborhood full; so do you.

[XBAMA]

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

you sure he isn't practicing for running over something else ?
 checking his aim , speed , angle and damage results ?

[ssmith general]

Chech, did you see my water line disaster this morning?

Yeah, I commented about what a mess it was and how much WORK.  Pace yourself, my friend.

Most salient, was my question about your neighbor's water meter.

Oh I missed it earlier.  Butthole neighbor seemed to be unaffected by the incident.  I will scope for a meter.  That would be funny if he's been living off a 3/4" pvc line of water.  

The clean up was actually not taht bad.  I exposed the hole to the french drain and that got rid of most of the water.  After I repaired it I dumped the mud back in the hole and pushed it down with the bucket a little bit and then didnt mess with it all day.  My hope is that by tomorrow afternoon it will be dry enough to at least level off.  

I moved on to the front yard where I think I am done for the near future with grading, then I mowed the whole pacle and took an awesome like 3 hour nap.

I think butthole neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

?  Flatten cans with the car?  Yeah, I do that.  I usually wait until 5:15.  [***sarcasm***]

Seriously.  So you want flat cans, I can sort of understand that from a storage issue since for some reason he's storing empty cans, but I bet it takes him 3 times longer to line them up and run over them than it would to step on them one at a time.

My guess is he's one of the conspiracy nuts.  Put up a "ReElect Obama 2012" sign in your yard.  That should help.

Help me here.  How does flattening cans with a car relate to Obama?

In reality, I think he thinks he's being really smart or something, like "I have to back up anyway, may as well run over some cans" sort of mindset.

Hording cans until the price of aluminum goes up.  Storage issues.  Survivalist.
How do I know?  Do I look like a psychologist?  The world is full of nuts.  I have a neighborhood full; so do you.

I have two huge piles of scrap steel, not hoarding, just dont want to haul it off.  Probably going to give it away now.  Maybe I can just push it across the property line.

BTW, I dont think he's smart enough to be a conspiracy nut.  I think he's just lazy and poor.

[2Stater]

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

you sure he isn't practicing for running over something else ?
 checking his aim , speed , angle and damage results ?

Lol. G'night guys. My back hurts from winning money today. As Reggie Bush posted when HTWMI was drafted by the Saints.....peace out!

[ssmith general]

DId I tell yall I caught him at 5 am lining up empty soda cans to run over with his car?

WTH?

you sure he isn't practicing for running over something else ?
 checking his aim , speed , angle and damage results ?

Lol. G'night guys. My back hurts from winning money today. As Reggie Bush posted when HTWMI was drafted by the Saints.....peace out!

See ya later

[XBAMA]

sleep well Mr. 2moneybags ... need any help with extra cash I'm a phone call away 

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