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[BAMAWV]

Thought you'd never ask:

Attractive girl across aisle: Do you mind if I get out, please.

Slothy guy in aisle seat: Can't you see I just opened this sandwich?

Girl: That is why I want out. I don't want that smell on my clothes.

Rotten egg sandwich guy: That is so rude

BAMAWV from across aisle: That sandwich is about to make me throw up. But what is really making me sick is that viscious case of toenail fungus you have going. Do you really think sandals are a good look for you?

Slothy rotten egg toes: Is this any of your business, sir (in Keith Olbermann tone)?

BAMAWV: Your smell is getting on my clothes, too.

(Girl go to Ladies, or somewhere, and does not come back. She thanks BAMAWV off loading)

 

Was she hot?

Well dressed. Attractive. Not so much with the egg smell on her.

[BAMAWV]

Thought you'd never ask:

Attractive girl across aisle: Do you mind if I get out, please.

Slothy guy in aisle seat: Can't you see I just opened this sandwich?

Girl: That is why I want out. I don't want that smell on my clothes.

Rotten egg sandwich guy: That is so rude

BAMAWV from across aisle: That sandwich is about to make me throw up. But what is really making me sick is that viscious case of toenail fungus you have going. Do you really think sandals are a good look for you?

Slothy rotten egg toes: Is this any of your business, sir (in Keith Olbermann tone)?

BAMAWV: Your smell is getting on my clothes, too.

(Girl go to Ladies, or somewhere, and does not come back. She thanks BAMAWV off loading)

 

Was she hot?

Well dressed. Attractive. Not so much with the egg smell on her.

Stuck in coach on way back. Nightmare.

[Chechem]

I once sat across the isle from a middle-aged, dumpy woman holding a pet monkey on her lap.  NW Airlines, all the way from Seattle to Memphis.  It crapped its diaper over Utah, and the smell filled the cabin end to end.  Worst thing ever.  The woman stayed in the restroom with it screaming, as she tried to change the diaper and clean it up, all through dinner.

The story warrants more, but I've got to get some sleep.

Boys, it's time to ....




Now she's hot. 

[Chechem]

Gift cartoon for you, WV.

[Chechem]

For you, Smitty (I think her head got bigger).

[BAMAWV]

I once sat across the isle from a middle-aged, dumpy woman holding a pet monkey on her lap.  NW Airlines, all the way from Seattle to Memphis.  It crapped its diaper over Utah, and the smell filled the cabin end to end.  Worst thing ever.  The woman stayed in the restroom with it screaming, as she tried to change the diaper and clean it up, all through dinner.

The story warrants more, but I've got to get some sleep.

Boys, it's time to ....




Now she's hot. 

Can't beat a good monkey story.

[BAMAWV]

For you, Smitty (I think her head got bigger).

Little (alien like) arms.--Broskey

[Chechem]

This is  for 2 (if he returns to claim her).  If not, somebody drive her home.

[Chechem]

For you, Smitty (I think her head got bigger).

Little (alien like) arms.--Broskey

I know.  I'd like to break the arms of the boyfriend who took this out-of-focus pic.  He should be flogged (if we still do that in the Navy; guess we just shoot 'em in the face now, huh?).  Whatever.

[Chechem]

Try her instead.  She was a favorite.

[ssmith general]

LoL.

Have a safe and enjoyable vacation chech. 

[Chechem]

Beauty queen of a very small town.

[Chechem]

LoL.

Have a safe and enjoyable vacation chech. 

Thanks mucho.  I'll be in touch contact .  I'll try to get on the forum occasionally.

Stay safe, boys.  Roll Tide.

[BAMAWV]

Try her instead.  She was a favorite.

Those rolls still look tasty.

[BAMAWV]

LoL.

Have a safe and enjoyable vacation chech. 

Thanks mucho.  I'll be in touch contact .  I'll try to get on the forum occasionally.

Stay safe, boys.  Roll Tide.

RTR and great trip!

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