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[Chechem]

"Good morning, friends."

See you guys had fun with the fish pics.  BTW, MW, the limit was 3 walleye per person.  We did catch and release so we could keep fishing.

Supposedly thunderstorms rolling through the northern plains today so be sure to warn all the "wife beater" lesbians up there! Hope this helps.

The TV is all over that story.  They put the names of counties in the warning area up on the screen, but no map, so I don't think it's near us (Lyon County).  Most everything that can fall came down in the storm 2 weeks ago.  The house where I'm staying lost shingles and some siding; insurance guy was here Friday morning to estimate damage.

But thanks for the warning.  If I see an "w-b lesbians" I'll be sure to mention it.  

[BAMAWV]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

[BAMAWV]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Have a great day and steer clear of gophers.

[2Stater]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Have a great day and steer clear of gophers.

....and lesbian fishermen fisherpeople.

[Chechem]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Umbrellas??  Did I mention umbrellas?  I didn't pack one here; no need, it's a prairie (i.e., so dry that trees won't grow here).

[Chechem]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Have a great day and steer clear of gophers.

Forgot to mention that I DID see a gopher here.  They're actually "Richardson Ground Squirrels" (I'm told), but there was one at a small zoo in a park where we walked.  I'll post a pic of it (need to upload it first).  Yep, golden-colored critters.

[Chechem]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Have a great day and steer clear of gophers.

....and lesbian fishermen fisherpeople.

That's a Bonefish.  None within 1500 miles of here.  Yes, probably a lesbian.

[2Stater]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Have a great day and steer clear of gophers.

....and lesbian fishermen fisherpeople.

That's a Bonefish.  None within 1500 miles of here.  Yes, probably a lesbian.

Yeah, but they do migrate....the lesbians, I mean. 

[Chechem]

I am sure I don't need to mention this but better safe than sorry. Real men do NOT carry umbrellas. HTH.

The walleye fishing is suppose to be great up there and on into Canada.  My first thought was to ask SC for some 'scratch n' sniff' capabilities for fish tales/testing, but some of the more immature members of our forum would likely abuse it.

Have a great day and steer clear of gophers.

....and lesbian fishermen fisherpeople.

That's a Bonefish.  None within 1500 miles of here.  Yes, probably a lesbian.

Yeah, but they do migrate....the lesbians, I mean. 

Okay, #.

I did see a pretty girl selling corn alongside the road yesterday. 
I noticed, because it was uncommon (the "pretty" part of the story).  I bought a dozen ears of sweet corn from her, just to see if she was real.

[XBAMA]

I did see a pretty girl selling corn alongside the road yesterday.
I noticed, because it was uncommon (the "pretty" part of the story).  I bought a dozen ears of sweet corn from her, just to see if she was real.

there is your next top 10 country music song guys 

[Chechem]

I did see a pretty girl selling corn alongside the road yesterday.
I noticed, because it was uncommon (the "pretty" part of the story).  I bought a dozen ears of sweet corn from her, just to see if she was real.

there is your next top 10 country music song guys 

I'm protecting TV rights.

[2Stater]

I thought all those corn-fed girls up there were supposed to be pretty, as in the Mid-West farmer's daughter. For example this...............







But now you're giving me images of mostly this..................


 

[Chechem]

I thought all those corn-fed girls up there were supposed to be pretty, as in the Mid-West farmer's daughter. For example this...............


But now you're giving me images of mostly this..................


 

The lambs were cute.

But, yes; if I lived here I'd have to marry a young one.  Older ones are fat heavy big-boned.

[2Stater]

Here's a couple of gophers I wouldn't mind running into. 

[Chechem]

Here is the gopher we saw in Minnesota.

Disclaimer: photo by LF.

Note to MW and any other rodent-know-it-all folks: it was labeled as a "Minnesota gopher" on the enclosure at the zoo.  It is not a ground hog.  They were in a different enclosure (with the bison).  Just heading off any potential conflicts over rodent identification.

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